Donald Trump 2018

[TornACL 7792]

27 minutes ago, yoladu said:

There is some definite inbreeding going on.

Is it a prerequisite of attending these rallies that you can't have a symmetrical face?

[Celery Man 21095]

[Brisketexan 106889]

He just saw what he thinks is a boob. It’s his first. He’s excited.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34104]

6 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

he needs time to molt

[SimonBolivar 11064]

Geez 11 days.

[Js1 87179]

5 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Geez 11 days.

"I won't golf or take vacation"

But he didn't golf AND take vacation at the same time.

[Tuco 5093]

7 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Geez 11 days.

So much for campaigning for Republicans 6 days a week. 

[Mdhorn 6166]

29 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

So much campaigning.  He literally can't campaign enough. It's hard to campaign for his fellow Republicans as much as he is doing.  It would help if they all just met him at his golf resorts.    

[hayden_horn 11402]

https://trumpgolfcount.com/

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Fun Stats

Days Trump has spent at Mar a Lago:

68

Cost of flights to Mar a Lago (17 so far):*

~$34,181,000

Days Trump has spent at Bedminster:

43

Cost of flights to Bedminster (16 so far):*

~$12,336,000

Trump has visited his clubs once every this many days since his inauguration:

4.5

Projected visits to golf clubs in four years:

323

Projected visits in eight years:

647

Total times Obama played golf during his eight year Presidency:

306

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

There are no words

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[Longhorn_Fan68 34104]

11 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

There are no words

way past time to tax mega churches

[Js1 87179]

11 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

There are no words

The political revolution will feature 3 dead people, an 87 year old who is going to die soon, and a 70 year old grandma.

Edited August 3, 2018 by Js1

[J.R. 150]

12 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

There are no words

This reminds me of the answers to a jury questionnaire in Texarkana in 2008. One of the questions was something along the lines of list the 5 people you admire least. The single most common grouping included Hitler, Bill and Hillary. At least 30 out of 50 responses had this answer set.  

[Red Five 41736]

Trump, Huckabeef, Johnny Manziel, Hannity, Briles.

[Pancho 46300]

 

[TornACL 7792]

25 minutes ago, J.R. said:

This reminds me of the answers to a jury questionnaire in Texarkana in 2008. One of the questions was something along the lines of list the 5 people you admire least. The single most common grouping included Hitler, Bill and Hillary. At least 30 out of 50 responses had this answer set.  

Hitler
Barry Switzer
Barry Switzer
Barry Switzer
Barry Switzer

[Doc Sam Beckett 5906]

21 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Trump, Huckabeef, Johnny Manziel, Hannity, Briles.

Sarah or Mike? 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34104]

16 minutes ago, Pancho Negro said:

 

I like the picture they chose. Emphasizes his small hands and he's giving us all an accurate measurement

[FondrenRoad 4378]

36 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Why would China throw Russia an economic bone?  I get how they both want to fuck us over, but China has nothing to gain by getting in bed with Russia. China is far better off trying to steal our Asian allies with kindness while we play 1D chess with trade and foreign policy. 

[Chuckie Finster 23055]

 

Trump rallies are going to be so weird to describe to someone in the future.

“So the President just bragged about himself for 2 hours? And people cheered and chanted? And ... that’s it?”

Also, Falwell better pray that everything he preaches about is bullshit, because he has a front row seat reserved if Hell is real.

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3871]

 Christopher Hitchens fan? 

[jimmyjazz 47160]

I seriously doubt Jerry Falwell even believes in the existence of Hell.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

7 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

Why would China throw Russia an economic bone?  I get how they both want to fuck us over, but China has nothing to gain by getting in bed with Russia. China is far better off trying to steal our Asian allies with kindness while we play 1D chess with trade and foreign policy. 

First, it’s Russia State media so you have to work under the assumption almost everything is bullshit.  And I think they are full of shit here too.

However, China and Russia do have some common interests and a Beijing-Kremlin alliance does seem to be forming.

[Whitman 694]

56 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

way past time to tax mega churches

You do know that Falwell, Jr is the president of a University.   It's his brother Jonathan who is the pastor at Thomas Road Baptist .

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Ted Lange 16411]

12 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

And Lucy pulls the ball away from yet another bullshit GOP loony conspiracy theory.  Will These rubes ever get tired of getting duped?

[Mole 4339]

55 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Trump, Huckabeef, Johnny Manziel, Hannity, Briles.

Hitler, Stalin, Joe Paterno, Greg Davis circa 2010, and Bob Stoops.

[DixonHur 11959]

15 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Looks like the Deep State got to Dunlap too.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34104]

22 minutes ago, Whitman said:

You do know that Falwell, Jr is the president of a University.   It's his brother Jonathan who is the pastor at Thomas Road Baptist .

doesn't change my statement

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Bill Maher tonight has Steve Schmidt, Charles Blow, and Malcolm Nance. 

Should be a good one.

Also, this happened today.

Edited August 3, 2018 by Hugo Stiglitz

[Biff Tannen 46163]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Womp womp

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

I hope Trump is watching Fox News

 

[Tuco 5093]

Also, this happened today.

It’d be so easy to end DACA, and the judge is practically giving them a road map to do so. You have to wonder if this is like an Obamacare repeal vote: it’s a battle they want to fight but not win. They want to claim they tried to end it, but that activist courts wouldn’t let them. Or they’re just fucking stupid.

[J.R. 150]

Narrator:  subsequent events revealed the administration was in fact stupid

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20913]

Trump administration lied to public re: poverty in the United States.


https://foreignpolicy.com/2018/08/02/internal-documents-show-how-trump-administration-state-department-misled-public-on-poverty/

[Grade of D as in David 13255]

8 hours ago, 27-25 said:

 

If someone thinks the current state of affairs is the only information to take into account then I really would hate to see what their retirement planning looks like.

My guess is that they have a pretty balanced portfolio of lottery tickets and the pipe dream of social security.

[cactusflinthead 27627]

Picked up a copy of Rick Wilson's book, "Everything Trump Touches Dies". 

I don't think this is quite what he had planned for this time of his career. 

I probably said the title louder than necessary when I was asked if I wanted some help. 

[lemonlime 5503]

JFC.

 

[Mojo Hand 4580]

Looks like those flags they were just making in China. 

[Party_Taco 3889]

Haven’t been out there yet but hear it’s super white trash and filled with wannabe frat boys. That’s about as MAGA as it gets...

[Brandywine 1330]

23 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Don jr is nipply 

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[threesheets 1690]

He's such a worthless piece of shit. 

[4th&Five 41999]

The president is a racist piece of shit. Lebron would beat his ass in a debate. 

[lemonlime 5503]

He's not even trying anymore.  Tweeting about black people, he has to say they're stupid.  

 

Just add in a few racist dog whistles shouting in all caps.

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