Donald Trump 2018

[Lagunamadre 1975]

42 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

This is not the farthest or hardest home run ever hit. But I believe that it is the home run most murdered relative to the player's ability. I don't think it's possible for George Springer to hit a baseball harder than that. Pissed off at the misplay in centerfield, 95mph fastball belt high and just on the inner half, unloaded with everything he had, and just the sound the contact made told you it was gone. Ball hadn't even cleared the infield and there was a fist in the air from this young lady (this post is also doubling as an imgur test):

 

 

edit - dammit imgur

The firework exploding where it did and when it did, was also just a cherry on top of an already historically epic home run. 

[RomaVicta 30565]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

STOP ACT? These people are so creative!

 

He seems to think that laws need to be passed to make this illegal. I assume it is already illegal and UP TO THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH to enforce the law. 

He takes his hands off the wheel, punches the accelerator, and announce in firm, manly tones that the car is out of control. The obstructionist Democrats in the back seat must ACT! No more delay!

In the front seat, Pence sits bitch and smiles while Sessions shakes his head and looks out the window.

[jimmyjazz 47137]

20 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

He seems to think that laws need to be passed to make this illegal.

It's like the Senate resolution supporting the First Amendment.  Hey guys, we already have the legal structure in place.  

[RomaVicta 30565]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Her odds of being killed by an incel terrorist are still far lower than being hit by some asshole blowing through a redlight or some bitch messing with Facebook on her cellphone while driving.

But Trump said MS-13 is going to kill us all anyways.

Guys, guys.

[atomheartbevo 90641]

45 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

QAnon is just a symptom of a larger problem in the right wing media.

 Outfits like Alex Jones, alt-right media, NRATV, and other internet hate groups target vulnerable people and fan the flames of their pre-existing grievances.  It pushes people to become more radical in their ideology.  Yeah, they were already crazy but they weren’t dangerously crazy.

Do we really need to go over how active measures works again? 

Alex Jones is going down before our very eyes.  The Sandy Hook lawsuits are happening right here in Austin this month, and they very well may destroy his empire (well he fucked up by destroying evidence).  But even if the lawsuits don't take every last cent of his money or put him in jail for destroying evidence, he's lost YouTube, twitter, Facebook, etc., and he needs those for the revenue.

Hell, he put out messages about a civil war happening last month, before all of the social media platforms took him down.

He is the guy who was pushing these people's buttons for 20 years.   His followers harassed the shit out of the parents of dead kids, and he was able to snag an interview with Trump in 2016.

Where the fuck are his followers now?  The one time he legitimately needs them to do something other than buy male vitamin supplements or cases of beef jerky, they are nowhere to be found.

Maybe, just maybe, they've decided they wanted to keep their jobs or keep living in their parents houses.

And I wouldn't count on these people doing much, if anything for Trump.  They seem like the type that probably don't even vote. The moment one of them does something to truly embarrass Trump at a level that he can't ignore, he'll start trashing the shit out of them.  

Edited August 20, 2018 by atomheartbevo

[jimmyjazz 47137]

Q may only be able to pull from a limited set of Americans, but I'll be damned if the number of people who buy into "Nazis were Socialists" and "Democratic Socialism is the same thing as Socialism" bullshit isn't exploding.

There are a lot of really fucking stupid people out there.

['stache 22131]

53 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

This is where we’re at. Pointing out the absurdity of the President’s personal attorney saying the truth isn’t the truth needs to be accompanied by an apology, for being in an echo chamber?  What in the god damn fuck is going on?

Slorch says this is an echo chamber because too many of us refuse to bow down to dear leader.  "It's just a few lies.  Bro calm down?"

Edited August 20, 2018 by 'stache

[Js1 87176]

20 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Q may only be able to pull from a limited set of Americans, but I'll be damned if the number of people who buy into "Nazis were Socialists" and "Democratic Socialism is the same thing as Socialism" bullshit isn't exploding.

There are a lot of really fucking stupid people out there.

"Not fucking stupid enough!" - Betsy DeVos

[HenryJames 67328]

 

[sachick 1189]

I'm going to need video/audio of him doing this. I still remember being in Denver for a summer internship and being told "wow, you don't have an accent at all even though you're Mexican."

 

 

[4th&Five 41988]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

35 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Alex Jones is going down before our very eyes.  The Sandy Hook lawsuits are happening right here in Austin this month, and they very well may destroy his empire (well he fucked up by destroying evidence).  But even if the lawsuits don't take every last cent of his money or put him in jail for destroying evidence, he's lost YouTube, twitter, Facebook, etc., and he needs those for the revenue.

Hell, he put out messages about a civil war happening last month, before all of the social media platforms took him down.

He is the guy who was pushing these people's buttons for 20 years.   His followers harassed the shit out of the parents of dead kids, and he was able to snag an interview with Trump in 2016.

Where the fuck are his followers now?  The one time he legitimately needs them to do something other than buy male vitamin supplements or cases of beef jerky, they are nowhere to be found.

Maybe, just maybe, they've decided they wanted to keep their jobs or keep living in their parents houses.

And I wouldn't count on these people doing much, if anything for Trump.  They seem like the type that probably don't even vote. The moment one of them does something to truly embarrass Trump at a level that he can't ignore, he'll start trashing the shit out of them.  

I think you might be missing the bigger picture.  Even when the really bad shit happens I won’t be able to draw a direct line to Alex Jones or Qanon but I know this widespread undercurrent of hate think and propaganda has  a devastating effect on society.  I just wish the thought leaders on the right did a better job of cleaning up their trash instead of playing along/embracing/defending it.  That part of the equation is new. 

Edited August 20, 2018 by Hugo Stiglitz

[sachick 1189]

Asshole.

 

 

[A-Tex Devil 2499]

I am pretty sure Melania is playing the longest game, and we are not paying attention.  Between her rickrolling the GOP convention and trolling her own husband with #BeBest, I feel like we are all missing something.  I kid of course, but I do like to see that she is in IDGAF mode at this point.  I hope it escalates.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34103]

I am pretty sure Melania is playing the longest game, and we are not paying attention.  Between her rickrolling the GOP convention and trolling her own husband with #BeBest, I feel like we are all missing something.  I kid of course, but I do like to see that she is in IDGAF mode at this point.  I hope it escalates.

She's in self-preservation mode. She didn't want that fuckstick to run in the first place because she was the only one with foresight to see what would happen. Her best interest is to dump trump on the curb and try to get away. Then again, where can she go? She's probably constantly trying not to lose it every time she's on camera

 

[hobbes2702 13458]

20 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

25 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

I am pretty sure Melania is playing the longest game, and we are not paying attention.  Between her rickrolling the GOP convention and trolling her own husband with #BeBest, I feel like we are all missing something.  I kid of course, but I do like to see that she is in IDGAF mode at this point.  I hope it escalates.

She's in self-preservation mode. She didn't want that fuckstick to run in the first place because she was the only one with foresight to see what would happen. Her best interest is to dump trump on the curb on try to get away. Then again, where can she go? She's probably constantly trying not to lose it every time she's on camera

She’s complicit. Fuck her

[Longhorn_Fan68 34103]

She’s complicit. Fuck her

That too

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

42 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Slorch says this is an echo chamber because too many of us refuse to bow down to dear leader.  "It's just a few lies.  Bro calm down!!!!!"

You just about had it nailed.  There you go...

[Lagunamadre 1975]

25 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

She’s complicit. Fuck her

She's also a gold-digger, which is a prostitute, only with one client. I have as much respect for her than I did for Anna Nichole Smith.  

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

29 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

She’s complicit. Fuck her

I'm willing to take one for the team.  I've had better.  I've had worse.  Either way...give me the time and place.  I kind of insist on wearing a condom though.  I mean her husband didn't know the difference between HPV/HIV and barebacks pornstars.  I highly doubt they fuck much, if at all...but that's not a risk I'm going to take.  

Edited August 20, 2018 by ChiTownDoc

[pyrohornIII 4846]

Slocum's Razor is perfect for aggy. Dull edge and no point.  Kinda like their sabers.

[atomheartbevo 90641]

57 minutes ago, A-Tex Devil said:

I am pretty sure Melania is playing the longest game, and we are not paying attention.  Between her rickrolling the GOP convention and trolling her own husband with #BeBest, I feel like we are all missing something.  I kid of course, but I do like to see that she is in IDGAF mode at this point.  I hope it escalates.

There’s a reason why the younger queen in the Disenchantment animated series (Matt Groenig of Simpsons/Futurama doing it for Netflix) is based on her.  She literally slithers around behind the back of the fat, red-headed king. 

Edited August 20, 2018 by atomheartbevo

[AbeFroman 3112]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

These are serious people.

That's real good psychology. Why don't you just say something bad about my mother?    -Bo Darville

[Amos Moses 795]

22 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

That's real good psychology. Why don't you just say something bad about my mother?    -Bo Darville

Your momma is so ugly ...

[A-Tex Devil 2499]

51 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

There’s a reason why the younger queen in the Disenchantment animated series (Matt Groenig of Simpsons/Futurama doing it for Netflix) is based on her.  She literally slithers around behind the back of the fat, red-headed king. 

Ha!  Makes sense.  Not really defending her, but think it would be great if she continued to passively aggressively undermine...

[WhatTheBuck 28928]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

She's in self-preservation mode. She didn't want that fuckstick to run in the first place because she was the only one with foresight to see what would happen. 

How the fuck would she know that? Her qualifications are modeling and being a gold digging trophy wife to a rich nincompoop. She's no Rhodes Scholar. Rhodes Scholars don't plagiarize other people's work. 

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

25 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

How the fuck would she know that? Her qualifications are modeling and being a gold digging trophy wife to a rich nincompoop. She's no Rhodes Scholar. Rhodes Scholars don't plagiarize other people's work. 

Doesn't take book smarts to see he is a complete moron that would be a nightmare at President.  I think she knew it.  As to the plagiarized speech...  I'm sure she had that written for her and the idiot who wrote it plagiarized it...or it's possible it wasn't an idiot, but just someone who wanted to set her up.  She probably realized this moron surrounds himself with complete fucking garbage, and it would lead to serious problems going from the private sector, to the very public realm of Presidency.  Again, I'm not saying she's Rhodes/Book smart. 

Edited August 20, 2018 by ChiTownDoc

[Biff Tannen 46163]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

Literally everything he says is a lie.  It's kind of fascinating to watch.  If only 30% of this country weren't so easily conned by it, I might be somewhat entertained.

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If he survives and if the USA survives, his post-presidency rants will be very entertaining.

[WhatTheBuck 28928]

23 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Doesn't take book smarts to see he is a complete moron that would be a nightmare at President.  I think she knew it.  As to the plagiarized speech...  I'm sure she had that written for her and the idiot who wrote it plagiarized it...or it's possible it wasn't an idiot, but just someone who wanted to set her up.  She probably realized this moron surrounds himself with complete fucking garbage, and it would lead to serious problems going from the private sector, to the very public realm of Presidency.  Again, I'm not saying she's Rhodes/Book smart. 

I've seen no evidence of her being street smart either. I think she found the idea of being First Lady pretty damn attractive. It makes her the most successful gold digging trophy wife in history. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

She’s easily the worst First Lady of all time.

[Jiggy-Z 3509]

26 minutes ago, retread said:

If he survives and if the USA survives, his post-presidency rants will be very entertaining.

One thing is for certain...he won't go quietly.

[Grandioso 2592]

31 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Literally everything he says is a lie.  It's kind of fascinating to watch.  If only 30% of this country weren't so easily conned by it, I might be somewhat entertained.

Lies don't matter to people who desperately want to be lied to. The 30% is full of infowarriors and a growing Q Anon "fringe" that is becoming less fringe-y every day. Is there a more credulous group of people in America outside of cults and some organized religions?

Edited August 20, 2018 by Grandioso

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

30 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I've seen no evidence of her being street smart either. I think she found the idea of being First Lady pretty damn attractive. It makes her the most successful gold digging trophy wife in history. 

Ok let me go further - anyone that doesn't have Down's and actually lived with this sack of shit could figure out it's a terrible idea for him or herself, along with the Donald, to run for President.  There's no mincing words...

[jimmyjazz 47137]

36 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

She’s easily the worst First Lady of all time.

Eh, in my lifetime alone I'd put Nancy Reagan well ahead in terms of damage done.

[WhatTheBuck 28928]

22 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Ok let me go further - anyone that doesn't have Down's and actually lived with this sack of shit could figure out it's a terrible idea for him or herself, along with the Donald, to run for President.  There's no mincing words...

I think you're giving her too much credit. I just don't see it. I think she fancies herself as a modern Jackie Kennedy. I think she's been living in a fantasy world for 13 years. If she had the sense you suggest then I think she would've dumped his ass long ago. 

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

19 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I think you're giving her too much credit. I just don't see it. I think she fancies herself as a modern Jackie Kennedy. I think she's been living in a fantasy world for 13 years. If she had the sense you suggest then I think she would've dumped his ass long ago. 

Nah - prenups hold up if you dump someone too fast.  And you can bet Trump's ass had an airtight one - the air starts to go after you've had kids (Barron) and it's been more time.  Then even with a pretty solid prenup she'll get good money.  She's still biding her time.  She's a me first person for sure, but not nearly as stupid as many think.  She tends to keep her mouth shut - that right there puts her pretty far ahead of all the other bozos surrounding the orange turd.  She also may or may not be trolling the dotard, but either way she doesn't toe the line on all his BS like everyone else in the inner orbit.  

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[WhatTheBuck 28928]

22 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Nah - prenups hold up if you dump someone too fast.  And you can bet Trump's ass had an airtight one - the air starts to go after you've had kids (Barron) and it's been more time.  Then even with a pretty solid prenup she'll get good money.  She's still biding her time.  She's a me first person for sure, but not nearly as stupid as many think.  She tends to keep her mouth shut - that right there puts her pretty far ahead of all the other bozos surrounding the orange turd.  She also may or may not be trolling the dotard, but either way she doesn't toe the line on all his BS like everyone else in the inner orbit.  

Maybe. I don't know which one of Trump's ace lawyers drew up that prenup. I just never saw anything during the campaign to suggest she wasn't totally into it. 

[Native Horn 3581]

58 minutes ago, retread said:

If he survives and if the USA survives, his post-presidency rants will be very entertaining.

Holy shit, I get so caught up in what he is (not) doing and saying (Tweeting) right now, that I haven't even considered what an absolute shitshow to the tenth power his post-Dotus rants will be like.  Your'e spot on - it will be glorious.

[DixonHur 11959]

51 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Eh, in my lifetime alone I'd put Nancy Reagan well ahead in terms of damage done.

What did Nancy do that was so bad?  Not arguing your point, I just don't remember her being a bad first lady...aside from the astrology stuff and the stupid "Just Say No" campaign.

[JimmyJames 12271]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

She’s easily the worst First Lady of all time.

Who gives a shit. What matters is her husband is easily the worst president of all time. If this country wasn’t so strong to begin with we would be driving over the cliff towards some form of nazi Germany/president day Venezuela. Instead we are merely surviving this dipshit idiot thanks to the strength of those who came before him. How long that can last? Who the fuck knows.

[jimmyjazz 47137]

19 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

What did Nancy do that was so bad?  Not arguing your point, I just don't remember her being a bad first lady...aside from the astrology stuff and the stupid "Just Say No" campaign.

"Just Say No" was her personal smokescreen . . . she was a big push on Ronnie's war on drugs, which was devastating to the minority community.

[Francisco 2.0 32586]

42 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Holy shit, I get so caught up in what he is (not) doing and saying (Tweeting) right now, that I haven't even considered what an absolute shitshow to the tenth power his post-Dotus rants will be like.  Your'e spot on - it will be glorious.

Imagine an executive order or law overturning some piece of shit he signed off on..then imagine his response.  

 

It will be totally Presidential.  

[Biff Tannen 46163]

2 hours ago, Grandioso said:

Lies don't matter to people who desperately want to be lied to. The 30% is full of infowarriors and a growing Q Anon "fringe" that is becoming less fringe-y every day. Is there a more credulous group of people in America outside of cults and some organized religions?

This is actually something I learned in the Dirty Money episode I talked about earlier: that there are a shit ton of people who just want to be told something, anything, to make them feel better about their wretched existences.  I think growing up in the bubble of Austin insulated me from a lot of realities about living in rural America.  A whole lot of our country is void of opportunity and full of extremely poorly educated people.  I'm convinced this all stems from a lack of education and I'm not convinced that it isn't by design on some level.

[F250 29199]

43 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Holy shit, I get so caught up in what he is (not) doing and saying (Tweeting) right now, that I haven't even considered what an absolute shitshow to the tenth power his post-Dotus rants will be like.  Your'e spot on - it will be glorious.

This is how I see Trump after he leaves office. He will be full blown bat shit crazy but he will be confined to Trump Tower. God bless the poor souls that encounter him in the hallways.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34103]

24 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Imagine an executive order or law overturning some piece of shit he signed off on..then imagine his response.  

 

It will be totally Presidential.  

the courts are kinda already doing that, so it should give you an idea.

[High Plains Drifter 11186]

27 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is actually something I learned in the Dirty Money episode I talked about earlier: that there are a shit ton of people who just want to be told something, anything, to make them feel better about their wretched existences.  I think growing up in the bubble of Austin insulated me from a lot of realities about living in rural America.  A whole lot of our country is void of opportunity and full of extremely poorly educated people.  I'm convinced this all stems from a lack of education and I'm not convinced that it isn't by design on some level.

 

Its absolutely by design.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

39 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Who gives a shit. What matters is her husband is easily the worst president of all time. If this country wasn’t so strong to begin with we would be driving over the cliff towards some form of nazi Germany/president day Venezuela. Instead we are merely surviving this dipshit idiot thanks to the strength of those who came before him. How long that can last? Who the fuck knows.

I’d feel a lot better if Hillary Clinton was the First Lady. 

[High Plains Drifter 11186]

41 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Who gives a shit. What matters is her husband is easily the worst president of all time. If this country wasn’t so strong to begin with we would be driving over the cliff towards some form of nazi Germany/president day Venezuela. Instead we are merely surviving this dipshit idiot thanks to the strength of those who came before him. How long that can last? Who the fuck knows.

Thanks Obama!