Donald Trump 2018

[TwiceHorn 31240]

On 9/4/2018 at 11:11 AM, staboner said:

nothing surprising here at all

What is slightly staggering, although perhaps not ultimately surprising, is that Trump policy can be foiled merely by stealing one copy of a letter off his desk.

[pyrohornIII 4805]

 

[Jack Straw 2953]

1 hour ago, lemonlime said:

Is it even legal?  Charging $70,000 for your photo with the president.  They're not even pretending to hide their corruption.

The GOP is an organized criminal syndicate.  

[Native Horn 3485]

7 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

The GOP is an organized criminal syndicate.  

I dunno I'd call it "organized," Jerry.  Criminal, yes.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11802]

How much you wanna bet it’s being held at a Trump property?

 

edit, bingo!  It’s at the Trump Hotel!

Edited September 13, 2018 by Judge Roybeanbag

[Anastasis 23390]

Yall didn't know what a shekel was.  Yall need you some jesus. 

[Mack Tripper 696]

Or some money changers

[JimmyJames 12271]

35 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Yall didn't know what a shekel was.  Yall need you some jesus. 

I have been slacking on the churchin. I actually like going to the Episcopalian church. At communion they give you real wine. 

[Anastasis 23390]

Just now, JimmyJames said:

I have been slacking on the churchin. I actually like going to the Episcopalian church. At communion they give you real wine. 

Wait, is fake communion wine a real thing, or is that just rhetoric?

 

BRING BACK THE LIONS.

[JimmyJames 12271]

1 minute ago, Anastasis said:

Wait, is fake communion wine a real thing, or is that just rhetoric?

 

BRING BACK THE LIONS.

The Baptist and Presbyterian churches I occasionally (rarely) went to served fuckin grape juice. Really annoying. 

[Anastasis 23390]

Just now, JimmyJames said:

The Baptist and Presbyterian churches I occasionally (rarely) went to served fuckin grape juice. Really annoying. 

[David Dennison 18646]

4 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

The Baptist and Presbyterian churches I occasionally (rarely) went to served fuckin grape juice. Really annoying. 

I grew up going to a Presbyterian church and they said it was so alcoholics could take communion without fear of relapse.

 

[Judge Roybeanbag 11802]

18 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

The Baptist and Presbyterian churches I occasionally (rarely) went to served fuckin grape juice. Really annoying. 

Larry King got kickbacks from that.  

[jimmyjazz 45538]

Yep . . . Presbyterian here . . . grape juice.

But we got to "dance" with the Baptist girls, as long as the lights were out.  

[LonghornJudas 1090]

20 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

The Baptist and Presbyterian churches I occasionally (rarely) went to served fuckin grape juice. Really annoying. 

A lot of non-denominational churches do this as well. 

[F250 28674]

Methodist here and I've never consumed sacramental wine. I've always imagined it was like a Cabernet Sauvignon that would pair well with some braised short ribs. Seriously, what is sacramental wine like?

FYI, you can thank the Methodists for the Welch's Grape Juice that's now served at most Protestant churches. It was created by Thomas Welch, a Methodist layperson that wanted to make a non-alcoholic alternative to sacramental wine. He figured out how to pasteurize the juice and then the Welch's Juice Company was born.

 

Edited September 13, 2018 by F250

[NameAlreadyInUse 5105]

We got grape juice at communion when I was a kid in the Baptist Church, because *wink wink* Baptists don't drink *wink wink*.

[bolverk 29394]

That's really interesting, F250. For what it's worth, I too have never had sacramental wine (having been raised Southern Baptist). Now that I'm a heathen nonbeliever, I guess I never will.

[Anastasis 23390]

Convinced y’all need some Jesus more than ever. Full sacramental version, not the water down welches with a wafer. 

[texas08 1599]

 

We are desensitized to this bull shit. Incredible times.

Fuck Trump.

[F250 28674]

24 minutes ago, bolverk said:

That's really interesting, F250. For what it's worth, I too have never had sacramental wine (having been raised Southern Baptist). Now that I'm a heathen nonbeliever, I guess I never will.

I came close a couple of times. My kids attended an Episcopal school from K-5 and as a result we attended a number of Episcopalian services. I remember telling my wife, "Were high church Methodists, that's about as close to Episcopalian as it gets. Couldn't hurt." But she didn't want to offend the Episcopalians. Oh well.

 

 

[atomheartbevo 89395]

37 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

We got grape juice at communion when I was a kid in the Baptist Church, because *wink wink* Baptists don't drink *wink wink*.

What’s the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will say “hi” to each other in the liquor store. 

[SaucyJack 3487]

45 minutes ago, F250 said:

Methodist here and I've never consumed sacramental wine. I've always imagined it was like a Cabernet Sauvignon that would pair well with some braised short ribs. Seriously, what is sacramental wine like?

More like a Chianti that pairs with liver and fava beans.

[Ghost of LL 15469]

Methodist here and I've never consumed sacramental wine. I've always imagined it was like a Cabernet Sauvignon that would pair well with some braised short ribs. Seriously, what is sacramental wine like?
 

Kind of like a blend of Sauternes and gewurtztrauminer.

At least that’s the Catholic version.



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[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

About 100 pages into the Fear book.

Bannon is every bit the asshole/diabolical savant you’d expect.  He refers to the hard core Trumpkins as hammerheads and the small money Trump supporters as hobbits.

My favorite parts so far are when anything having to do with money comes up.

Trump is such a cheap bastard 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

you...of all people...didn’t know that? seriously?

[WhatTheBuck 28703]

1 hour ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

We got grape juice at communion when I was a kid in the Baptist Church, because *wink wink* Baptists don't drink *wink wink*.

What happens when you take a Mennonite fishing?

He drinks all your beer. 

What happens when you take two Mennonites fishing?

They don't drink any of your beer. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19144]

3 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Yall didn't know what a shekel was.  Yall need you some jesus. 

Or a Netflix subscription with ‘Fauda’ in the playlist. 

[SKJ 1305]

7 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

Kind of like a blend of Sauternes and gewurtztrauminer.

At least that’s the Catholic version.



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More like maneschewitz

[Tuco 5076]

She had to be raw dogged for only $130K, and that must've taken at least 10 minutes when you count how long it took the fat fuck to get out of his sansabelt slacks.

He wore sweatpants. Seriously classy.

[Mo Horn 8807]

Otherwise he is wonderful

[Bozo_Casanova 26271]

Methodist here and I've never consumed sacramental wine. I've always imagined it was like a Cabernet Sauvignon that would pair well with some braised short ribs. Seriously, what is sacramental wine like?
 

It’s the kind of wine that pairs well with sleeping in an alley.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

[Tom 2959]

All this talk about wine and grape juice.  What does it matter?  You're talking about a quarter of a sip of bottom shelf gas station wine vs Welch's.  Y'all know those crackers weren't actually made from Christ's body either, right?

I will say the Episcopal version of lining up in front of the alter to get communion while the priest blesses you feels much more spiritual than sitting in your pew while ushers walk around handing out plastic shot glasses and broken up saltine crackers at the Baptist Church.

[4th&Five 41457]

He’s hyping up the hurricane. 

 

[Native Horn 3485]

Except Florence has been downgraded to a Cat 2.  Maybe he thinks they're graded like golf - lower is stronger!

[Message Board User 12389]

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

He’s hyping up the hurricane. 

 

I know facts don’t matter these days, but it’s weakened to a Cat 2.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11802]

52 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

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[Message Board User 12389]

On a phone so can’t embed but Trumps latest tweets on Puerto Rico are wtf worthy.

 

Edited September 13, 2018 by Message Board User

[4th&Five 41457]

 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

8 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

 

[Upgrayedd 5804]

JFC

[HenryJames 65884]

And just when you thought he couldn’t  sink any lower...

[HenryJames 65884]

 

[Message Board User 12389]

Trump didn’t even need to wait to fuck up the response to Florence.  By this tweet he’s already soiled himself.

[Message Board User 12389]

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

 

Gold Jerry.

[retread 2951]

 

[Steamboat1874 4032]

What an assclown and if you support him you are fucking grade A moron.

[Dertyberd 394]

2 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

And just when you thought he couldn’t  sink any lower...

He can't help himself.  Just like the shit he pulled during McCain's remembrance/funeral.  All he has to do is spend/make taxpayer money at the gold course for the weekend and he vomits all over himself.  It lends credibility every day to the crazy stuff in Woodward's book.  

[Hugo Stiglitz 23356]

1 minute ago, HenryJames said:

And just when you thought he couldn’t  sink any lower...

It continues to amaze me how Trump misses the easiest political layups.  

Politically speaking, he should focus on exploiting the current hurricane to make himself look stronger. It’s not hard to do. Hell, he could get the military in on this response effort and exploit them too, two scoops!

But nah, he wants to revisit his most disastrous failure.