Donald Trump 2018

[Loco 3752]

[atomheartbevo 89661]

 

[4th&Five 41542]

 

[pyrohornIII 4814]

I feel like we are under siege, a constant daily barrage of stupidity.  No breaks, no cease fires.  Just everyday something old or new, all directed at defending his dumb ass actions.  It's withering, and some days it feels like nothing is being done, though I know that isn't true.

What he fails to recognize about his approach of constant attack is that he is dealing with an entire nation of people, not just a small group who eventually he can wear down.   Some of us do get tired and take a break, and others step into the breech.  He's not used to that. 

But damn, it is tiring.  

[Brisketexan 105134]

I gotta tell ya....I have no idea what "yeti pubes' are.  

And if nobody fills me in, that'd be just fine.

Edited September 18, 2018 by Brisketexan

[retread 2951]

Guaranteed to stay short and curly for a week. ^

[Js1 85331]

5 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I gotta tell ya....I have no idea what "yeti pubes' are.  

And if nobody fills me in, that'd be just fine.

A cheap ass merkin, probably.

[Foosters 17856]

I think the WH has misplayed this. Waiting until now to demand release in hopes that it can stem the tide. Unfortunately, they've forgotten how fast things move now. Even if they reveal some bombshell, who's gonna care a month from now? 

Shit, the wapo op-ed from the resistance within the white house was a fucking week ago and no one's even talking about that anymore. 

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

4 minutes ago, Foosters said:

 

Shit, the wapo op-ed from the resistance within the white house was a fucking week ago and no one's even talking about that anymore. 

So much so that we’ve forgotten who published it already. 

[Gil Bang 25955]

Isn’t he actually Frank’s?
 

Until you’ve loved
And lost
The way Frank has...

[Red Five 40857]

That dude looks exactly like Sinatra and nothing like Woody Allen.

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

Now that Stormy's came out with a description of our Dear Leader's cock, when will Trump or a surrogate send out a pic or a counter-description?  You know he wants to.  He can't stand for her description to be the only one.

[Player 4575]

I gotta tell ya....I have no idea what "yeti pubes' are.  
And if nobody fills me in, that'd be just fine.

Comb over

[Biff Tannen 45683]

5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Until you’ve loved
And lost
The way Frank has...

fuckin limeys

[conVINCEd 21469]

Is the legal theory, and I use that term very loosely, in going after the FISA warrants a fruit of the poisoned tree argument?  

[WhatTheBuck 28781]

6 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Now that Stormy's came out with a description of our Dear Leader's cock, when will Trump or a surrogate send out a pic or a counter-description?  You know he wants to.  He can't stand for her description to be the only one.

I'm negging anyone who posts a pic of Trump's micro penis. 

[conVINCEd 21469]

2 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I'm negging anyone who posts a pic of Trump's micro penis. 

I would normally agree with you, but please consider the possibility that pics of his tiny dick in the public domain might trigger a stroke or heart attack. You don't have to look at them.

[Red Five 40857]

We’re about to watch a sitting president tweeting about the size of his dick.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Mario Kart is now trending 

[Foosters 17856]

29 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

So much so that we’ve forgotten who published it already. 

See what I mean! 

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

5 minutes ago, Red Five said:

We’re about to watch a sitting president tweeting about the size of his dick.

Hell, he all but bragged about it at a debate in the fall of '15.  Many, including myself, laughed at the time.  What little did we know.

[DigDug 1669]

19 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I'm negging anyone who posts a pic of Trump's micro penis. 

Oh hello..

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

20 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I'm negging anyone who posts a pic of Trump's micro penis. 

Warning: NSFW

[Pescado_Rojo 19416]

Let's keep an eye on Melania. If she disappears again, it probably means the description is accurate. 

[Gil Bang 25955]

 

[Chad Fuck 17680]

Just now, Gil Bang said:

 

Lies are truth.

War is peace.  

Walmart prices won't go up as we head into the Christmas buying season.

[Huckleberry 32859]

Cool, cool.

Guess what, guys? Medicare for all isn't a big deal because the trillions in cost are spread out over millions and millions of taxpayers.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

It’s challenging for me to believe Ross and Trump aren’t using the tariffs to shake down foreign companies for money on the side.

[SameSame 1704]

How long to ol droopy dog walks out and tells everyone these Mario Kart allegations are unfounded.

[Anastasis 23469]

22 minutes ago, Red Five said:

We’re about to watch a sitting president tweeting about the size of his dick.

Old broken ground.

 

[jimmyjazz 45939]

[WhatTheBuck 28781]

10 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

It's a reprise of his Campbell's soup bullshit after the steel and aluminum tariffs.  

[DigDug 1669]

 

 

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

12 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Isn't a requirement of the tariffs be that American families notice the price increase?  Otherwise the tariff doesn't work because there would be the same amount of Chinese products purchased.

[sidis 9828]

6 minutes ago, SuingToGetAMessageBoard? said:

Isn't a requirement of the tariffs be that American families notice the price increase?  Otherwise the tariff doesn't work because there would be the same amount of Chinese products purchased.

you are talking about an administration and a president that when referring to the tariffs that he wants to impose on chinese imports, routinely and consistently refers to them as tariffs and taxes that the chinese will pay.

there is an ignorance at play here that is mind-numbing.

[High Plains Drifter 11049]

CNN hosts should have asked Sec Ross how much a gallon of milk or a loaf of bread costs. Sec Ross has never shopped for his own food in his life, and has no idea what the average consumer "notices" when they go to a supermarket. Sec Ross needs to hang with rest of them.

[Gil Bang 25955]

Sick burn

 

 

 

[Horn Dog 9854]

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I gotta tell ya....I have no idea what "yeti pubes' are.  

 

[jimmyjazz 45939]

[David Dennison 18856]

Good news, everyone!

The Donald will be heading to North Carolina tomorrow to hand out paper towels.

MAGA!

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20398]

2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Good news, everyone!

The Donald will be heading to North Carolina tomorrow to hand out paper towels.

MAGA!

 

 

Thank goodness. I thought he migh not do anything meaningful. 

[hayden_horn 11362]

1 hour ago, sidis said:

you are talking about an administration and a president that when referring to the tariffs that he wants to impose on chinese imports, routinely and consistently refers to them as tariffs and taxes that the chinese will pay.

there is an ignorance at play here that is mind-numbing.

it's not ignorance all over. it's a true and deep cynicism. trump may not understand economic policy, but i think the rest of them understand some of the basics and they are just straight up lying and trolling the public.

[Gil Bang 25955]

5 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

it's not ignorance all over. it's a true and deep cynicism. trump may not understand economic policy, but i think the rest of them understand some of the basics and they are just straight up lying and trolling the public.

I agree, sorta.  Trump knows full well, and he also knows that Trumpkins don't, and they will believe any bullshit he spews.  Somewhere in WV this morning, Cleetus and Bubba hi-fived each other over how The President is sticking it to the '"chinks" and is Making America Great Again. They are both so proud that they had the honor of voting for this great man.  Well, Bubba WOULD have voted for him, except for that gas-station robbery he pulled 25 years ago. 

Edited September 18, 2018 by Gil Bang

[Js1 85331]

Dude, no. Chinapersons is the correct nomenclature.

[SimonBolivar 10958]

11 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

it's not ignorance all over. it's a true and deep cynicism. trump may not understand economic policy, but i think the rest of them understand some of the basics and they are just straight up lying and trolling the public.

Ross is a hardcore protectionist 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20398]

4 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

 

 

Holy fucking shit.   No way Trump can leave this alone.  
 

Would be hilarious to have Karen McDougal confirm the shape but say something like "Well, I haven't done porno, but it seemed smaller than the men I've been with."  

Trump wouldn't be able to get anything done for weeks. 

[NameAlreadyInUse 5112]

3 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I gotta tell ya....I have no idea what "yeti pubes' are.  

And if nobody fills me in, that'd be just fine.

I'm assuming its just a descriptive way of saying he's got an unkempt forrest down there.  No landscaping or maintenance happening below the belt, likely because he can't see it below his enormous belly, or because he can't figure out where to get scissors small enough to fit his tiny hands.

[hayden_horn 11362]

2 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

I'm assuming its just a descriptive way of saying he's got an unkempt forrest down there.  No landscaping or maintenance happening below the belt, likely because he can't see it below his enormous belly, or because he can't figure out where to get scissors small enough to fit his tiny hands.

also, let's not forget the important detail that yeti's are supposed to be white haired:

so she gets the double burn on his being both unkept and white haired. triple burn if you count the mushroom on mario cart crack. all around, well done, i must say.

[4th&Five 41542]

Such a weak little pussy. 

 

[High Plains Drifter 11049]

Way to get out in front of it there, DOTUS.