Donald Trump 2018

[TornACL 7,674]

This is humiliating. 

[Skyline 325]

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

those cars are made by canadian auto makers, or will that hurt us automakers?

US Automakers I believe. 

[David Dennison 18,646]

So our really smart president just announced a 25% tax on American automobile consumers.

[RomaVicta 29,769]

Here's the FOX feed if you want to use it, my friends.

Link

[Bozo_Casanova 26,271]

More Kurdish reporters pressing for specifics. It's like nobody let them in on the fact that Donald Trump is the president.

[Mdhorn 5,910]

I like how Trump just makes up random numbers for everything.  

[Captainant 27,403]

Well. Just finished my first whiskey. Time for a second I guess, I am watching history after all

[Bozo_Casanova 26,271]

Just now, TornACL said:

This is humiliating. 

More or less than humiliating than watching the official representatives of the nations laugh at your head of state?

[Brisketexan 104,537]

Just now, Captainant said:

Well. Just finished my first whiskey. Time for a second I guess, I am watching history after all

History: the Final Chapter.

[chainsaw 9,836]

It's been weeks since I laughed this hard.

[SubliminalHorn 6,672]

We’re all gonna die

[sachick 1,189]

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Hey, y'all remember how you've thought I was being alarmist for saying that this is how the Republic ends, and I'm out on a ledge with whiskey and such?

This ledge is getting a bit crowded these days, just thought I'd share that with you.  

After this week, I'm joining you and bringing my own Tito's. Don't want to risk anyone spiking my drink.

[jimmyjazz 45,538]

I was on a conference call and didn't catch most of the presser, so I just decided to read the surly live takes . . . holy shit I have been laughing for 10 minutes straight.

I fear the actual performance will pale in comparison, kinda how you get all stoked for a new blockbuster and by the time you see it all the wind has been let out under the dam or something.

Anyway, I guess I'll watch it tonight.  Thanks for the running commentary, though.

[Skyline 325]

 

[RPM 26,208]

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

More or less than humiliating than watching the official representatives of the nations laugh at your head of state?

The icing is already on the cake. This is just the frilly little icing flowers around the edge.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

I love how they’re just letting him go

[Captainant 27,403]

So this is what happens when a narcissist has an eager audience. Fascinating case study. He's all over conspiracy theories and whataboutisms. I bet Putin is having one hell of a party right now

[atomheartbevo 89,395]

15 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

this is all just another smokescreen distraction of what's going on with the confirmation.  

What’s the point of a smokescreen that could help cost you Congressional seats in six weeks?

[Brisketexan 104,537]

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

More or less than humiliating than watching the official representatives of the nations laugh at your head of state?

Look, we're at the stage where, metaphorically, we've just burned down our own house, we're out front buck-naked, simultaneously masturbating furiously and shitting ourselves, all while singing Taylor Swift songs at the top of our lungs, off-key.  The humiliation is pretty much just a constant now, and there's no separating any particular cause.

[DDD Dad 14,243]

Just now, sachick said:

After this week, I'm joining you and bringing my own Tito's. Don't want to risk anyone spiking my drink.

Don't stand next to Stros or Johnny Sack.

[David Dennison 18,646]

"Deals: You never know."

[hayden_horn 11,360]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I was on a conference call and didn't catch most of the presser, so I just decided to read the surly live takes . . . holy shit I have been laughing for 10 minutes straight.

I fear the actual performance will pale in comparison, kinda how you get all stoked for a new blockbuster and by the time you see it all the wind has been let out under the dam or something.

Anyway, I guess I'll watch it tonight.  Thanks for the running commentary, though.

no, we are not doing it justice, at all. it's beyond what you will expect.

[chainsaw 9,836]

Should I know or care who Charlie Kirk is?

[Lagunamadre 1,975]

Just now, chainsaw said:

Should I know or care who Charlie Kirk is?

no

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

 

[hayden_horn 11,360]

our armed forces was depleted, with old equipment, but now we've got all these new jets, jobs, all in the united states. iran has to come back and talk. jesus christ.

[Mdhorn 5,910]

3 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

More or less than humiliating than watching the official representatives of the nations laugh at your head of state?

we like him because he talks like us.

[4th&Five 41,457]

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

"Deals: You never know."

Probably wouldn’t have sold as many books. 

[Skyline 325]

Just now, chainsaw said:

Should I know or care who Charlie Kirk is?

Founder of TPUSA, and a huge Trump supporter. He's a good barometer for what Trump-world is thinking. 

[Brisketexan 104,537]

1 minute ago, sachick said:

After this week, I'm joining you and bringing my own Tito's. Don't want to risk anyone spiking my drink.

 

1 minute ago, DDD Dad said:

Don't stand next to Stros or Johnny Sack.

Yeah...pretty sure that those guys are gonna stick with Team Trump till the bitter end, and will never join us on the ledge.  They'll just burn up in the flames of collapse, hollering MAGA! the whole way.  So, you're PROBABLY safe.  But, sigh, these days...I understand, and can't argue with you.

Try some of the Dripping Springs grapefruit vodka, though.  Splash of topo and some added grapefruit juice, it's a very refreshing cocktail.  Perfect for watching the end of civilization.

[Bozo_Casanova 26,271]

Just now, Brisketexan said:

Look, we're at the stage where, metaphorically, we've just burned down our own house, we're out front buck-naked, simultaneously masturbating furiously and shitting ourselves, all while singing Taylor Swift songs at the top of our lungs, off-key.  The humiliation is pretty much just a constant now, and there's no separating any particular cause.

Early Taylor Swift or the more recent, darker stuff?

[Ghost of LL 15,469]

Yeah--he could do this all day long.  This is fantastic.

[Mdhorn 5,910]

he's campaigning now.  

[Blotto 23,424]

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

I was on a conference call and didn't catch most of the presser, so I just decided to read the surly live takes . . . holy shit I have been laughing for 10 minutes straight.

I fear the actual performance will pale in comparison, kinda how you get all stoked for a new blockbuster and by the time you see it all the wind has been let out under the dam or something.

Anyway, I guess I'll watch it tonight.  Thanks for the running commentary, though.

There is no way you can underestimate the lunacy on display. Its fucking hilarious and frightening at the same time. Brisket won the argument.

[Captainant 27,403]

1 minute ago, hayden_horn said:

no, we are not doing it justice, at all. it's beyond what you will expect.

It's like SNL but it's neither Saturday nor night. I don't even know what the repurcussions from this will be but it's gonna sure be something

[atomheartbevo 89,395]

16 minutes ago, sachick said:

Well were not talking about Kavanaugh anymore are we?

Where we’re going, we don’t need Kavanaugh to distract us.

[4th&Five 41,457]

 

[hayden_horn 11,360]

"i could be doing this all day long, should we continue for a little while, it doesn't matter to me? should we go on? how about the new york times, the failing new york times! i think they are going to endorse me or they are going to go out of business."

"no, actually, i work for pbs, but..."

[Bozo_Casanova 26,271]

"Coupla more? I don't care."

[DDD Dad 14,243]

This is better than the TCU game thread.

[Brisketexan 104,537]

1 minute ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Early Taylor Swift or the more recent, darker stuff?

Whichever one goes better with public masturbation and shitting yourself?  I dunno, man -- we're in uncharted waters of humiliation.

[TornACL 7,674]

Fake news. Lol

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

Edited September 26, 2018 by Hugo Stiglitz

[chainsaw 9,836]

His brain literally won't allow him to acknowledge that he was laughed at.  This is fascinating.

[DDD Dad 14,243]

No, Donald.  They really were laughing at you.

Edited September 26, 2018 by DDD Dad

[hayden_horn 11,360]

"they weren't laughing at me, they were laughing with me. people had a good time with me. we were doing it together, they respect what i've done. the united states is respected again, we weren't respected before."

what fucking world

[Bozo_Casanova 26,271]

"They weren't laughing at me, they were laughing with me"

[Mdhorn 5,910]

Trump sounds Mafia with all the protection talk.  

[David Dennison 18,646]

Global security is a protection racket led by the United States.

Who knew?

[Brisketexan 104,537]

2 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Brisket won the argument.

For the record, I never wanted to win it.  I wanted desperately to be wrong.  I still do.  But I can't ignore the evidence right in front of us.  Can't do it.