Donald Trump 2018

[Radical Larry 28822]

Looks like I missed a hell of a party. 

[Mojo Hand 4580]

Just now, Radical Larry said:

Looks like I missed a hell of a party. 

Trump stuck his dick in the mashed potatoes. 

[DigDug 1738]

We're going to have to check all the Bingos, hold your cards.

[Lurch 5950]

Who is young chick on CNN panel

 

ETA: Kaitlin Collins. She’s good

[Fozzz 152]

 

lmao

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

is that a serious tweet?

[retread 2951]

Yes, and he has 700k followers.

[RPM 26656]

6 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

 

lmao

I believe this passes the bar for a probable cause drug test.

[bad_teammate 13561]

[shnsajax 3607]

Yup. Kavanaugh is done. 

In all fairness Kavanaugh was done once Ivanka asked daddy to drop him.

[atomheartbevo 90663]

Can't wait for freepers to wake up from their afternoon naps and realize Trump is pushing a two-State solution. Which they fucking hated Kerry and Obama over.  

[Gardner Barnes 1579]

Looks like I missed a hell of a party. 

I missed it too. But I’ll watch Don Lemon tonight for the lulz. That motherfucker is going to have a field day.

[Gardner Barnes 1579]

I missed it too. But I’ll watch Don Lemon tonight for the lulz. That motherfucker is going to have a field day.

Oh. And this makes John Oliver pretty much whatcha TV on Sunday.

[4th&Five 42011]

[WhatTheBuck 28934]

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

Hunter S. Thompson called the late nineties 'The New Dumb.'  He had no idea.

Frank Zappa released "Dumb All Over" in 1981. He used to postulate that stupidity was more prevalent in the universe than hydrogen. He was ahead of his time. 

[Lurch 5950]

OH SHIT, Tapper on the 52% women’s vote lie
 

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[mchookem 16775]

i believe i have all the data points i need to make an informed decision in the voting booth. can we just shut it down until November, please? 😳

[HenryJames 67423]

Today was the day Donald trump finally became president.

[Mo Horn 8939]

This is an amazing tweet. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

After today, I will never complain about Trump not doing press conferences again. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Post Oak 20570]

2 hours ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

OK, I'm calling it. This moment is Peak Whatabout.

FC will be furiously jacking off

Edited September 27, 2018 by Post Oak

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[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

 

Lulz, ain't nobody talking to him now

[Mojo Hand 4580]

God, that guy even looks like a total narc. 

[Continental Op 3934]

I am just getting around to consuming media for the first time today.  Unbelievable. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Lurch 5950]

I am just getting around to consuming media for the first time today.  Unbelievable. 

The Aristocrats!

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

Nm

 

 

 

 

 

[Jack Straw 2955]

Completely humiliating the country on the world stage make the libs angry, this is so great!  Trump is killing it and you guys hate it! 

[Ted Lange 16426]

5 hours ago, Post Oak said:

FC will be furiously jacking off

FC has had enough. He is now gonna pretend to vote for a 4th party!

Third party dorks are the best, they are the LARPers of politics. 

 

[RPM 26656]

13 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

they are the LARPers of politics

Level 7 protest vote!

[HenryJames 67423]

Rewatched it just to see him call the Kurdish reporter ‘Mr. Kurd.’

[HenryJames 67423]

 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13740]

19 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Great read. Thanks for posting.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

[Radical Larry 28822]

Rewatched it just to see him call the Kurdish reporter ‘Mr. Kurd.’

Kurd Ferguson

[Aqua Buddha 14807]

24 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Jim Jordan and Lindsey Graham at the same time?  (Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

At least he’s a good sport.

[GRHorn 105]

The Chinese respect his big brain. That shit was hilarious.  

[SameSame 1752]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

In the words of John Mulaney...  Is that Dean Cain?

[atomheartbevo 90663]

16 minutes ago, SameSame said:

In the words of John Mulaney...  Is that Dean Cain?

He’s fallen a long way from Lois and Clark.

[Anastasis 23723]

23 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

The Chinese respect his big brain. That shit was hilarious.  

The way I read it quoted was "big, big brain."

 

Can't vouch for the accuracy. 

[Anastasis 23723]

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

At least he’s a good sport.

LOL.  The Kurds quoted in that article love it. See it as acknowledgement of a marginalized people on the international stage. 

[HenryJames 67423]

6 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

LOL.  The Kurds quoted in that article love it. See it as acknowledgement of a marginalized people on the international stage. 

Just glad a reporter from Niger didn’t ask a question.

[BrickHorn 18447]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Rewatched it just to see him call the Kurdish reporter ‘Mr. Kurd.’

...if that is your real name.

[Francisco 2.0 32605]

2 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

It will never quit being amazing.

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Chris Christie was sitting on a sofa beside Trump when Pennsylvania was finally called. It was 1.35am, but that wasn’t the only reason the feeling in the room was odd. Mike Pence went to kiss his wife, Karen, and she turned away from him. “You got what you wanted, Mike,” she said. “Now leave me alone.” She wouldn’t so much as say hello to Trump. Trump himself just stared at the TV without saying anything, like a man with a pair of twos whose bluff has been called. His campaign hadn’t even bothered to prepare an acceptance speech. It was not hard to see why Trump hadn’t seen the point in preparing to take over the federal government: why study for a test you will never need to take? Why take the risk of discovering you might, at your very best, be a C student? This was the real part of becoming president of the US. And, Christie thought, it scared the crap out of the president-elect.

 

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Not long after the people on TV announced that Trump had won Pennsylvania, Jared Kushner grabbed Christie anxiously and said: “We have to have a transition meeting tomorrow morning!” Even before that meeting, Christie had made sure that Trump knew the protocol for his discussions with foreign leaders. The transition team had prepared a document to let him know how these were meant to go. The first few calls were easy – the very first was always with the prime minister of Great Britain – but two dozen calls in you were talking to some kleptocrat and tiptoeing around sensitive security issues. Before any of the calls could be made, however, the president of Egypt called in to the switchboard at Trump Tower and somehow got the operator to put him straight through to Trump. “Trump was like ... I love the Bangles! You know that song Walk Like an Egyptian?” recalled one of his advisers on the scene.

 

[Anastasis 23723]

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Edited September 27, 2018 by Anastasis

[TornACL 7792]

We're living the idiocracy.