Donald Trump 2018

[shnsajax 3607]

Is she not at all concerned with how close her nose and her chin are to touching?

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

[Fozzz 152]

I'm gonna get my mom one of those bears.

[jimmyjazz 47205]

Somebody should market an Obama black bear.  It would wear a tan suit.

[DixonHur 11959]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

A cormorant?  Or a Sarah Huckabee Sanders?

He said Barton Springs, not Barking Springs.

[theaveragejon 1104]

3 hours ago, Lagunamadre said:

Don't count out Dana Loesch 

This is who I was gonna say. 

[Nice Guy Eddie 13731]

Trump won't assign another Press Secretary.    The daily press briefings are becoming monthly.   Why not just remove them altogether.   They've basically turned into the press asking Sanders to justify one lie after another.  

[Eskimohorn 5682]

Somebody should market an Obama black bear.  It would wear a tan suit.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

6 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Trump won't assign another Press Secretary.    The daily press briefings are becoming monthly.   Why not just remove them altogether.   They've basically turned into the press asking Sanders to justify one lie after another.  

Trump uses the press briefing as a sword and shied at times.  He does them when the heat is turned up.

He gets someone to go out there and attack the media/democrats to create their own distracting headlines.

Edited November 14, 2018 by Hugo Stiglitz

[Francisco 2.0 32595]

11 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Trump won't assign another Press Secretary.    The daily press briefings are becoming monthly.   Why not just remove them altogether.   They've basically turned into the press asking Sanders to justify one lie after another.  

Sure he will.  He'll find someone willing to grift $160 K or so from the Treasury. 

[Agent47 157]

Rudy should do it. Rudy should do every job in the White House. Except lawyer.

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

29 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Sure he will.  He'll find someone willing to grift $160 K or so from the Treasury. 

And who will go on tv and repeat his lies while he sits at home and watches approvingly. 

[Bama Chick 28596]

Fucking Mississippi.

Alabama’s unofficial state motto?

“Thank fuck for Mississippi (and Louisiana most of the time)”.

I hate piling on Southern states because every single state has gross people who say or do sexist and racist and generally horrible shit (Duncan Hunter from CA, Todd Akin from MO, Greg Gianforte from MT, Donald Trump from NY, Sid Miller from TX, Ron DeSantis from Florida).

There’s plenty of this garbage spread around the country (mostly Republicans, but still).

However, Mississippi really is still the state that most often says the quiet parts out loud.

Mississippi is 37% black.

The entire state’s population is 2.98 million. That’s roughly 1,102,600 black Mississippians.

Surely there are at least 387,401 white or otherwise non-black Mississippians who aren’t racist, sexist cuntnuggets who would vote against this bitch.

Just think if Espy can actually get these folks to turn out and vote.

I hear he’s using some of Doug Jones’s people. Hopefully it works for him.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11860]

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Somebody should market an Obama black bear.  It would wear a tan suit.

And pull a birth certificate out of its ass!

[RPM 26628]

10 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

That’s roughly 1,102,600 black Mississippians.

1,102,500 are ineligible to vote. Just a theory.

[Bama Chick 28596]

1,102,500 are ineligible to vote. Just a theory.

Ah!!! The hole in my plan!

Back to the drawing board.

[jimmyjazz 47205]

1 minute ago, RPM said:

1,102,500 are ineligible to vote. Just a theory.

Solid theory.  A bunch of them probably used to be eligible, but had their name stricken from the rolls for not voting for 2 straight years, or one time opening a bank account using the first name "Sam" instead of "Samuel", etc.

[bad_teammate 13524]

Trump has retreated to a cocoon of bitterness and resentment... like his voters.

[ndawg 1242]

23 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

And pull a birth certificate out of its ass!

And the birth certificate is tied to a string that's attached to his ass, so that when you pull that birth certificate out, Obamabear says "There isn't a Red America and a Blue America, there's a United States of America!"

[F250 29201]

3 hours ago, The Royal We said:

This is the type of behavior I would expect (and not tolerate) from my 5 year old when he doesn't get something that he really wants.  How embarrassing.

I know we are beating a dead horse here but a lot of the inappropriate behavior he engages in is inexcusable specifically because it's stuff that everyone disciplines their kids for doing. So much of the shit he does are things that children are taught not to do yet its tolerated by the GOP. Its really bizarre.

 

 

[bolverk 30325]

6 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

joke's on you, i recently shaved my head. i am impervious to rain on my hair! BOW BEFORE ME

Did you suddenly start balding? Because, when I met you that fateful night on Bourbon Street, I thought you had a fine head of hair.

[swraith 348]

I won’t believe Sanders or Kelly is living until the WH officially announces it. Particularly Sanders. Media speculation on her in the past has been proven incorrect.

[Gil Bang 26240]

8 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Did you suddenly start balding? Because, when I met you that fateful night on Bourbon Street, I thought you had a fine head of hair.

You two homos need to get a room and stop clogging up the board with your grabass games. 

[hayden_horn 11402]

9 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Did you suddenly start balding? Because, when I met you that fateful night on Bourbon Street, I thought you had a fine head of hair.

dude, i've been balding since i was 19. it was just a matter of admitting it to myself and the rest of the world

[Gil Bang 26240]

2 minutes ago, swraith said:

I won’t believe Sanders or Kelly is living until the WH officially announces it. Particularly Sanders. Media speculation on her in the past has been proven incorrect.

Well, when you hear that the white house cafeteria is only ordering 1 butchered hog every morning, down from 3, that'll be a "it's happening" moment

[AbeFroman 3113]

Damn Finch coming in breaking records...What did you get dude, post with 30+ negs, few more with 20+, all in an hour or so.  Bravo dipshit.

[Gil Bang 26240]

CA10 just flipped!  

[Mo Horn 8938]

Buddhist.  Hindus they're all the same. 

[bolverk 30325]

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Va te faire foutre, Donald.

Intentional, or not, this is especially fitting given that "Donald" and "conard", while they don't quite rhyme, are very close to sounding similar in French. 

[atomheartbevo 90650]

1 hour ago, Agent47 said:

Rudy should do it. Rudy should do every job in the White House. Except lawyer.

Actually he should do that.  Then you know Trump is going down.

[F250 29201]

26 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Well, when you hear that the white house cafeteria is only ordering 1 butchered hog every morning, down from 3, that'll be a "it's happening" moment

Especially if that 1 hog is them pulling a "Fried Green Tomatoes" on SHS. I can see Sheriff Joe sitting in the cafeteria, "Why, this is about the best barbecue I ever ate."

[bolverk 30325]

35 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

You two homos need to get a room and stop clogging up the board with your grabass games. 

 

33 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

dude, i've been balding since i was 19. it was just a matter of admitting it to myself and the rest of the world

Okay, in my defense, I was really drunk that night and recollections are a little bit hazy.

[bolverk 30325]

39 minutes ago, swraith said:

I won’t believe Sanders or Kelly is living until the WH officially announces it. Particularly Sanders. Media speculation on her in the past has been proven incorrect.

1

I don't believe either one of those dead souls has actually ever been "living."

[The People’s Elbow 707]

14 minutes ago, bolverk said:

 

Okay, in my defense, I was really drunk that night and recollections are a little bit hazy.

Sounds like you played that devil’s threesome drinking game. 

[Gil Bang 26240]

and I'll wager that some "boofing" happened.

Edited November 14, 2018 by Gil Bang

[Horn Dog 10158]

1 hour ago, ndawg said:

And the birth certificate is tied to a string that's attached to his ass, so that when you pull that birth certificate out, an arugula leaf falls out too.

FIFY

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Did you suddenly start balding? Because, when I met you that fateful night on Bourbon Street, I thought you had a fine head of hair.

Yeah but from that angle you couldn't see the receding hairline.  

[HornOnTheBayou 9062]

1 hour ago, F250 said:

I know we are beating a dead horse here but a lot of the inappropriate behavior he engages in is inexcusable specifically because it's stuff that everyone disciplines their kids for doing. So much of the shit he does are things that children are taught not to do yet its tolerated by the GOP. Its really bizarre.

 

 

Yep.  I thought about this today when I realized this executive time vs policy time discussion is exactly what we do in our house with our kids. "First you need to do your homework and chores (policy time) and then you can have screen time (executive time)." 

I really think John Kelly needs to tell him, "Why don't you tweet thoughts and prayers to first responders battling the largest fire in California history before tweeting about the rigged witch hunt?"

[Biff Tannen 46168]

53 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Buddhist.  Hindus they're all the same. 

To be fair, Reza should be mad at the intern or social media guy, not dotus.  Not a chance in hell he wrote that.

[tantric superman 4668]

[jimmyjazz 47205]

28 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

and I'll wager that some "boofing" happened.

So hayden_horn is Squi?  Who's Donkey Dong Doug?

[4th&Five 42005]

 

[Radical Larry 28822]

Womp Womp

[Bama Chick 28596]

Trump has retreated to a cocoon of bitterness and resentment... like his voters.

Shit, I wish that Trump and his minions were actually retreating - I feel like they’re getting louder and more defiant and in your face as the walls begin to fall down on their heads.

Banning and getting physical with reporters, nutbar Trumpkin sending mail bombs, crazy anti-immigrant dick shooting up a synagogue after being radicalized by the scareavan propaganda, the actual president and other elected republicans literally saying counting every vote is somehow now voter fraud.....

This shit is getting more frequent, more mainstream, more violent, and more tolerated by the right as Democrats begin to truly fight back and win elections.

I’m actually afraid at what could happen when Mueller releases his report and it’s as bad as some of us expect it to be. I don’t want to think about what could happen if Trump gets impeached or loses reelection - especially if he loses to a woman or a brown person. Or, heaven forbid, a brown woman!!

[ChiTownDoc 21345]

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

Buddhist.  Hindus they're all the same. 

If you wrote this shit into VEEP, nobody would believe it because of just how fucking stupid it is.  Here we are. 

[Mdhorn 6166]

2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

Shit, I wish that Trump and his minions were actually retreating - I feel like they’re getting louder and more defiant and in your face as the walls begin to fall down on their heads.

Banning and getting physical with reporters, nutbar Trumpkin sending mail bombs, crazy anti-immigrant dick shooting up a synagogue after being radicalized by the scareavan propaganda, the actual president and other elected republicans literally saying counting every vote is somehow now voter fraud.....

This shit is getting more frequent, more mainstream, more violent, and more tolerated by the right as Democrats begin to truly fight back and win elections.

I’m actually afraid at what could happen when Mueller releases his report and it’s as bad as some of us expect it to be. I don’t want to think about what could happen if Trump gets impeached or loses reelection - especially if he loses to a woman or a brown person. Or, heaven forbid, a brown woman!!

 

Nursing homes everywhere will have power outages when all of their machines surge at once.  Old women will get punished by their elderly spouses. That's what will happen.  A few lone sacks of s hit gunmen (let's not insult wolves) will try and take out groups of people but those types were going to snap anyways, and more will probably for some weird reason kill their whole families and then themselves but that's not uncommon anymore either.  But Trump and Republican culture will still get locked up and the Russians will still cyber attack the US and probably put more into Germany and France.  In the end, as long as people have football on tv, access to opioids, meth and starchy foods, they aren't going to do anything organized.  These are willfully ignorant people because the effort just wasn't there.  Sure coal miners could learn a new profession or just double down on dinosaur fuel.  If you want to go to battle with idiots led by a bone spurred coward draft dodger, have at it.  He'll gladly put you in harms way before himself.  Good luck and riddance.  

[tantric superman 4668]

21 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I don’t want to think about what could happen if Trump gets impeached or loses reelection - especially if he loses to a woman or a brown person. Or, heaven forbid, a brown woman!!

I can't fucking wait. I'm not afraid.

Every night, me, except with crazier eyes:

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

lol

 

 

And apparently Diwali wasn’t even today. It was last week.

 

He’s just so embarrassing.

 

[AnotherUTFan 9985]

Coincidently I was in Nepal for Diwali last week, it ended Friday. That was a big deal over there, and those fuckers know how to party. One of the biggest celebrations I've ever witnessed.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]