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52 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Same reason a lot of us here at Surly surround ourselves with guys who have dicks smaller than 7-inches - you want to surround yourself with people who are your inferiors, and what's one of the biggest things Trump is vain about?  Hair.

Humble brag alert. 🔩

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1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Somebody should take DOTUS into an empty hangar with a ladder leading up to nothing. Tell him to walk around and touch the plane. Watch as he wanders around lost for a few moments, trying to touch air. Then comes back and says how awesome the plane feels.

This is funny because it would actually work out exactly as you describe.

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Last week:  "You look at someone like April Ryan, talk about a complete loser, she has no idea what is going on.  She doesn't know what the Hell she's doing.  She's very nasty and shouldn't be."

This week:  "We need decorum and respect."

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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Same reason a lot of us here at Surly surround ourselves with guys who have dicks smaller than 7-inches - you want to surround yourself with people who are your inferiors, and what's one of the biggest things Trump is vain about?  Hair.

I've seen you make several comments out of nowhere pertaining to dick size on multiple threads and how yours is so big. You realize what you're screaming by doing that is you're insecure about your small dick, right? Might want to address that issue, it's a really weird habit you have. 

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1 minute ago, Junior Miller said:

I've seen you make several comments out of nowhere pertaining to dick size on multiple threads and how yours is so big. You realize what you're screaming by doing that is you're insecure about your small dick, right? Might want to address that issue, it's a really weird habit you have. 

it's a bit that's been cracking me up for some time now

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I've seen you make several comments out of nowhere pertaining to dick size on multiple threads and how yours is so big. You realize what you're screaming by doing that is you're insecure about your small dick, right? Might want to address that issue, it's a really weird habit you have. 

Didn't that one guy post a pic of his diploma to prove it was real?  Time to step up, Atomheart...

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I've seen you make several comments out of nowhere pertaining to dick size on multiple threads and how yours is so big. You realize what you're screaming by doing that is you're insecure about your small dick, right? Might want to address that issue, it's a really weird habit you have. 

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2 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

No it’s not.  Jokes are funny.  Your post is not funny.  There is no joke there.  It’s just typical humorless drivel.  

I swear to God.  I can deal with the racism, the assault on the Bill of Rights, the corruption, and the utter inanity of this administration and its bootlicks.  But I cannot tolerate the complete absence of a functioning sense of humor among you witless dipshits. Y’all are the Dane Cook of right-wing extremism.

Post of the year nominee anyone? 

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Jeff Mason -- November 16, 2018

White House staffers are reporting that President Trump wants to create a new presidential medal named after Justice Antonin Scalia called the "Presidential Medal of Justice Scalia For Those Who Do A Lot of Fucking" to annually hand out to those who do a lot of fucking.

 

The title of the award seems a little clumsy but I get wanting to recognize these people publicly.

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C'mon. No he didn't. 

 

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Trump introduced George Herman “Babe” Ruth Jr., who was awarded the Medal of Freedom 70 years after his death in August 1948, as one of the most celebrated sports heroes in world history.

And did you know The Great Bambino is more than just a home run slugger?

“At the age of 19 he was signed by the Boston Red Sox as a pitcher and soon became one of the best pitchers in baseball,” Trump said. “People don’t know that. People don’t know that Babe Ruth was one of the best pitchers. He still has records today.”

 

 

https://sports.yahoo.com/trump-awards-medal-freedom-babe-ruth-roger-staubach-alan-page-210032857.html

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