Donald Trump 2018

[pyrohornIII 4814]

10 hours ago, RPM said:

It's the justice department they have problems with.

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[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

Thank God Trump is making the world respected us again after 8 years of bow and apologize.
I mean did European countries ever make tribute videos for Obama? No, no they didn't.  But as you can see here, Europe has the utmost respect for Trump. /sarcasm
Europe's troll game is strong

that link tried to give my phone the hiv...

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

 

[theaveragejon 988]

Steam... steam? Wtf does he think this 1912? Forget the fact that a battleship hasn’t been made in like what almost 80 years? 

Electromagnetics... cmon the fuck one. 

[DixonHur 11296]

46 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

Steam... steam? Wtf does he think this 1912? Forget the fact that a battleship hasn’t been made in like what almost 80 years? 

Electromagnetics... cmon the fuck one. 

You can take your elitism and shove it up your ass...

Coal fired steam ships are the future!  

[FondrenRoad 4378]

50 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

Steam... steam? Wtf does he think this 1912? Forget the fact that a battleship hasn’t been made in like what almost 80 years? 

Electromagnetics... cmon the fuck one. 

Why do we need new fangled battleships? Ironclads were doing just fine.  The Merrimack and Monitor battle was historic. People still talk about it. Let's build those again. 

[Lurch 5930]

Ahmazeing

[Captainant 27654]

Goddamn he's so fucking tacky lol

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Please stahp the simulation.

[Brisketexan 105095]

22 minutes ago, Lurch said:

Ahmazeing
 

This.  This is your America. 

Look at it.  LOOK!!!!

[Chooky 13307]

That lounge act opened with  'Sittin' on the Dock of the Trump' then seamlessly rolled into 'Trump Will Be Trumping Around the Trump When He Trumps' and slowed things down with the their version of the Kiss power ballad of 'Beth' that they call 'Trump.'

[Red Five 40852]

I will never listen to music again. 

[Brisketexan 105095]

8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I will never listen to music again. 

11/23/18.  The day the music -- ALL MUSIC -- died.

[jimmyjazz 45898]

41 minutes ago, Chooky said:

That lounge act opened with  'Sittin' on the Dock of the Trump' 

I'm waiting on Weird Al's parody "Sittin' on the Cock of the Trump".

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I'll bet he falls asleep to that song playing on his steam powered gramophone tonight.

[Chrispy 132]

11 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm waiting on Weird Al's parody "Sittin' on the Cock of the Trump".

Please, dear god, tell me that’s not a real picture. 

[Brisketexan 105095]

1 minute ago, Chrispy said:

Please, dear god, tell me that’s not a real picture. 

Why do you ask, Two Parrots Fucking?

[Chrispy 132]

2 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Why do you ask, Two Parrots Fucking?

Yes, I despise birds and seeing that parrot in the throes of orgasm is too much to handle. 

[Brisketexan 105095]

Just now, Chrispy said:

Yes, I despise birds and seeing that parrot in the throes of orgasm is too much to handle. 

So....the fact that our president saw fit to pose propped on that sculpture with his daughter sitting his lap is the SECOND most disturbing thing about that picture?   Okayyyy.....

[Chrispy 132]

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

So....the fact that our president saw fit to pose propped on that sculpture with his daughter sitting his lap is the SECOND most disturbing thing about that picture?   Okayyyy.....

Sarcasm my man, I honestly didn’t even notice the parrots until you pointed it out. 

[RPM 26318]

There's parrots? I was blinded by the incest.

[Horn Dog 9818]

Place the following in order of offense:

-  Donny’s fabulous shoes.

-   Daddy parrot fucking daughter parrot

-   Daddy “human” preparing to fuck daughter “human”

[Bama Chick 28596]

And that’s not even the incestiesty picture of Daddy Trump and Baby Girl.

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

38 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

And that’s not even the incestiesty picture of Daddy Trump and Baby Girl.

Who could forget this gem?

 

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

Or this one?

[Mapache 1117]

imgur

[Mapache 1117]

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Mapache wins.

[RPM 26318]

[Underdog 28611]

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm waiting on Weird Al's parody "Sittin' on the Cock of the Trump".

She’s got the after coitus glow, wife tells me about it all the time. 

[Bama Chick 28596]

I mean, the president can’t get a loan from an American bank but whatever.

[Gil Bang 25944]

So we can deport Rocko?

[Longhorn_Fan68 33868]

So we can deport Rocko?

Iswydt

[atomheartbevo 89648]

54 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

I mean, the president can’t get a loan from an American bank but whatever.
 

Probably using a company that donated to the GOP.  Probably one that’s been hacked and lost customer data repeatedly . 

Edited November 25, 2018 by atomheartbevo

[Bama Chick 28596]

Sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the bug

[DixonHur 11296]

5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I'm waiting on Weird Al's parody "Sittin' on the Cock of the Trump".

He's already parodied it for Pence...it was called "Sitting on the cock of the gay"

[Blotto 23497]

[RPM 26318]

 

[Message Board User 12395]

 

[Zonahorn 8079]

Oh shit, that could start a war. Good thing we have a strong, capable leader that can effectively rebuke Russia and de... Oh... Oh no

[atomheartbevo 89648]

12 minutes ago, Calihorn said:

Oh shit, that could start a war. Good thing we have a strong, capable leader that can effectively rebuke Russia and de... Oh... Oh no

Trump: Maybe they did, maybe they didn’t. It’s all so hard to say with the fake news these days.  Look, they do a lot of business with me, they put a lot of money through my companies.  That’s a lot of American jobs.

Edited November 25, 2018 by atomheartbevo

[Francisco 2.0 32389]

Hey, our President has now resorted to thanking himself via tweet:

 

[Mapache 1117]

Fake, but would not surprise one bit if real 

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3861]

1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Hey, our President has now resorted to thanking himself via tweet:

 

Someone mentioned the other day that gas prices are the new stock market. I found that insightful.  

[Vein 114]

I can't find anything on Trump's “Save Our Seas Act of 2018” from CNN and this was back in October. If you read the press conference, no one even asks about the Act.

So. fucking. hilarious.

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/senate-bill/3508/text

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/remarks-president-trump-signing-s-3508-save-seas-act-2018/

 

[HornOnTheBayou 8921]

Why aren't young French leftists taking an America First stance? It's a mystery we may never figure out.

[DixonHur 11296]

13 minutes ago, Vein said:

I can't find anything on Trump's “Save Our Seas Act of 2018” from CNN and this was back in October. If you read the press conference, no one even asks about the Act.

So. fucking. hilarious.

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/senate-bill/3508/text

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-statements/remarks-president-trump-signing-s-3508-save-seas-act-2018/

 

It was just a simple reauthorization of an existing policy.  Why would there be any fanfare?

[Vein 114]

1 minute ago, DixonHur said:

It was just a simple reauthorization of an existing policy.  Why would there be any fanfare?

Geez, I don't know. Maybe it actually is something instead of the non-stories CNN conjures up as news. If this was a Democrat president, CNN would be giving him a ZJ and you know that. 

[Chooky 13307]

He's signaling that he wants to be called President T. 

[Chad Fuck 17670]

He's signaling that he wants to be called President Low T. 

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