Donald Trump 2018

[Biff Tannen 45,492]

At the new NAFTA, or whatever, signing, dotus did his normal showing his signature to the camera thing and wanted Trudeau to do the same.  Trudeau gave him a look that said go fuck yourself.

[BrickHorn 18,186]

51 minutes ago, G650 said:

A lot of us did find another party

Yeah, that Dobbs tweet is gold.  It’s the perfect way to slap some sense into loyal Republican FOX News watchers like my Dad, who hate Trump but have convinced themselves that the Republicans are still something other than just Trumpists.  

[TornACL 7,675]

He'll never go to prison, because....come on. But even if he were to be hauled away to the clink, he'd do so ranting and raving all the way to the jailhouse doors. That is clearly his mantra. Never concede, never compromise, fight every battle no matter how small or petty.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23,356]

 

[Blotto 23,431]

3 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

I thought for sure these are fake. I suck at that game.

[burntorangebongos 10,681]

Why does he call himself a developer? He licenses his name to go on buildings developed by others. He doesn't need to put up money for that. WTF?

[Francisco 2.0 32,318]

Just now, burntorangebongos said:

Why does he call himself a developer? He licenses his name to go on buildings developed by others. He doesn't need to put up money for that. WTF?

Sssh.   Republicans Rubes don't know the difference.

#MAGA!

[retread 2,951]

When Daddy speaks Fredovych listens

 

Edited November 30, 2018 by retread

[Brisketexan 104,573]

Damn shame nobody PM'd me to take up my $100 bet offer.  Y'all aren't as stupid as you look (to be fair, I don't know what a fair number of you look like).

[NBMisha 224]

Yea, just what the hell is a fair number?

[jimmyjazz 45,547]

1 minute ago, NBMisha said:

Yea, just what the hell is a fair number?

239

[NBMisha 224]

Just now, jimmyjazz said:

239

Ok.  I'll go with 420.

[Brisketexan 104,573]

288.  But only if the plane is on a treadmill.

[DigglerontheHoof 21,055]

Yep, time for Trump to get his shine box, and knee pads, out. 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,546]

Lol @ Trump trying to hide from Putin. Vlad's going to go Sgt. Stedenko on Noodles.

[Pancho 44,462]

 

[Mdhorn 5,911]

Ed Rollins:

 

Mike Ehrmantraut:

 

[TexArcher 37,508]

45 minutes ago, NBMisha said:

Yea, just what the hell is a fair number?

Trump's favorite is 1488.

Edited November 30, 2018 by TexArcher

[NBMisha 224]

5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Trump's favorite is 1488.

I keep learning new and interesting things from this.

[Jiggy-Z 3,432]

1 hour ago, burntorangebongos said:

Why does he call himself a developer? He licenses his name to go on buildings developed by others. He doesn't need to put up money for that. WTF?

Same reason he calls himself a billionaire -he is a fucking liar.

[pyrohornIII 4,809]

22 hours ago, hayden_horn said:

i think the mental signs are already there. he can barely communicate coherently.

The umbrella episode was when I figured he was beginning to crack.  That was a sign his mind was so full of shit he couldn't automatically perform a task that for most everyone else is child's play.  That was truly an "Aw, fuck it!" moment when his actions betrayed the facade.

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3,861]

1 minute ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Same reason he calls himself a billionaire -he is a fucking liar.

he has to be a billionaire just from his presidency alone.  he's already milked so much money from this.

[Mapache 1,117]

Two murderers greeting each other and Trump bows down to both

 

Edited November 30, 2018 by Mapache

[4th&Five 41,458]

Gross. 

[NBMisha 224]

Just realpolitik, dude.  Didn't get the memo?

[bad_teammate 13,132]

I think what the impotent men who constitute Trump's voter base identify with the most is his loud talk and complete cowardice in action. It's like a mirror on their own lives.

[sachick 1,189]

8 minutes ago, Mapache said:

Two murderers greeting each other and Trump bows down to both

 

Celebrating/laughing their control over Trump

[Fozzz 152]

6 minutes ago, Mapache said:

Two murderers greeting each other and Trump bows down to both

 

lol like we are any better than them.  Hell, we just murdered "at least" 30 civilians in Afghanistan just two days ago.

 

[Foosters 17,728]

 

[NBMisha 224]

Yes, part of the fallacy of making Amurca great again.  Let's just get on with simply being better than we are right now.

[sachick 1,189]

Umm....

 

[FondrenRoad 4,378]

2 minutes ago, sachick said:

Umm....

 

Sorry we are gonna have to put that whole vassal state plan on hold. Feel free to claim asylum in Russia, Sarah. 

[kevwun 15,631]

I hope she ends up in jail somehow. 

[Blotto 23,431]

I hope Trump and Huckabeef are forced to share a cell for eternity. She will have to wake up each morning to face the idiocy that ultimately ruined her life. Trump will have to wake up each morning and face her pruno and prison pizza enhanced farts.

[bad_teammate 13,132]

#RESISTANCE dorks also get the guillotine

 

[Mapache 1,117]

Even other world leaders are trolling his ass now

 

[bad_teammate 13,132]

I have committed
the crimes
that were in
russia

and which
you were probably
saving
for inauguration

Forgive me
they were delicious
very legal
and very cool

[hayden_horn 11,360]

2 minutes ago, Mapache said:

Even other world leaders are trolling his ass now

 

i doubt that trump will grasp the subtlety here, but for a japanese person to be that forward with sarcasm is incredible. that's....extremely uncommon.

[kevwun 15,631]

The end is near when world leaders are openly mocking him.

[SuingToGetAMessageBoard? 3,861]

 

Good thread.  Kellyanne Conway is best imo.

[Eastwood 4,394]

The US is getting pantsed at the G20. Fun.

[texas08 1,599]

WE ARE FINALLY RESPECTED GLOBALLY!!!!!!!!!!!

/dotard

[RPM 26,220]

2 hours ago, NBMisha said:

Yea, just what the hell is a fair number?

 

2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

239

 

2 hours ago, NBMisha said:

Ok.  I'll go with 420.

 

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

288.  But only if the plane is on a treadmill.

WRONG! The correct answer is tree fiddy!

[DDD Dad 14,251]

 

[Chad Fuck 17,561]

The Best People. 

 

[retread 2,951]

Gotta break a few eggs to drain the swamp - Trumpkins

[HenryJames 65,887]

 

[DigglerontheHoof 21,055]

Diarrhea 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,546]

6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

I can't believe I sucked the whole thing.

[jimmyjazz 45,547]

"Ugh, asparagus."