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Appropriate, since it doesn’t mean anything.

The Stranger > The hollow man > Killing an Arab

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President Shit for Brains

 

8 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Will Trump realize finally what is actually going on? That he is nothing to Putin and his ilk except an extremely useful idiot that has and is severely harming America and its interest in an attempt to elevate Russia which is what Putin wants? That to Putin he is now a big joke since he’s not constantly doing his bidding and is in danger of being on the way out anyway?

I’m gonna guess No, Alex. 

4 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

When you introduce two of your friends and they start hanging out without you

 

 

He's so jealous that he can't have journalists murdered.

4 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

When you introduce two of your friends and they start hanging out without you

 

 

Where are the pussies who used to go apeshit about how disrespected the US was under Obama.  Fucking frauds.  They won’t say a thing now.  

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To be fair, it isn't a big apartment.


To be fair, Trump probably doesn’t even own it either.


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Of course they sign with pens and our asshole has a fucking marker. 

14 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Trump's favorite is 1488.

And his favorite fraction is 3/5. 

Except that he doesn’t understand fractions, so he calls it 3 on top of 5. 

55 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Of course they sign with pens and our asshole has a fucking marker. 

I wish they'd given him a crayon. Would be fitting. 

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Of course they sign with pens and our asshole has a fucking marker. 

shit.  you reminded me that I haven't visited /r/buttsharpies lately.

5 hours ago, Celery Man said:

 

So almost double the cost of the Mueller investigation he cries about.

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Fuck the Q patch, we should be ashamed that we let our sheriffs play army dress up on our dime. 

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

So almost double the cost of the Mueller investigation he cries about.

Except that Mueller's investigation has actually MADE money from the seized assets.  Unless Trump is winning millions in side bets for the Treasury it's not even close.

1 hour ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

So almost double the cost of the Mueller investigation he cries about.

Not only that, the millions spent on golf, who did that money go to?

35 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

Not only that, the millions spent on golf, who did that money go to?

At least the modified golf carts for the SS were procured from a company not owned by Trump. According to that article, though, that accounts for just a small fraction of the $77 Million spent on the president's golf outings. 

I would want to know why the hell does a sheriff or deputy have a non regulation patch on his uniform

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Hey Donald, out of respect for the Bush family and on their behalf, go fuck yourself.

Will he be allowed to the funeral?

1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

I would want to know why the hell does a sheriff or deputy have a non regulation patch on his uniform

b/c they are fascists

The little wave and the guy following him like a lost toddler is allsome.

He really has lost it.  Holding it together by a thread.

Now THAT needs either Curb or Veep music. Probably both.

The bottom tweet ^ 

 

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Hillary always called him Donald too. Thin orange skinned bitch. 

So respected by the world now.  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Idiot ass Gary Johnson voters and aggy actually thought that’d be the case. Fucking morons. 

When daddy calls you answer. 

 

Russia really wants the formal meeting.  It’s very import that Putin let his people know he’s still in control.  A private pull aside meeting ain’t good enough for daddy.

 

 

He just wants to make fun of him in person and remind him that he can end DOTUS' presidency any time he wants.

12 minutes ago, retread said:

He just wants to make fun of him in person and remind him that he can end DOTUS' presidency any time he wants.

I still have the kompromaaat.

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On 11/30/2018 at 2:49 PM, triplehorn said:

 

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He knows he's going to go down as a traitor. All in good time.

Love all this respect we are getting from other nations. This winning is exhausting!

8 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

There's an alternate reality in which Trump just travels the nation hawking garbage products and holding big rallies where he riffs and is racist, but isn't seeking political power. A better reality where I get to watch his hilarious stand-up routines and not fear for the future of the republic.

There's an alternate reality in which Trump just travels the nation hawking garbage products and holding big rallies where he riffs and is racist, but isn't seeking political power. A better reality where I get to watch his hilarious stand-up routines and not fear for the future of the republic.

Sigh. That guy would end up becoming president too. Stupidity is our unavoidable destiny.
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