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6 minutes ago, Doc Sam Beckett said:

A statement by the president, jfc

Fake account to look official so that his tweets carry the weight that they should.  

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3 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Multi-colored teeth?  Those could be real.  Although his head does look rather testicular.  

You can draw a line around the area circumscribed by the bridge of the nose, the cheekbones, and jaw and see a clear mismatch of color and lighting from the rest of the face/head. 

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1 minute ago, Jack Straw said:

“Multiple felonies are perfectly acceptable as long as they were committed by someone on our team.”

-signed, all Republicans 

Not even debatable any longer. 

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2 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Good lord.  Guilfoyle's face paid off her plastic surgeon's G5.  Well done, dumb bitch. 

Couple more rounds and he can upgrade to a G650.

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17 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

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The longer I live in the Philippines the more American woman I think would be mistaken for ladyboys if they were on Walking Street.

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2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 


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I don’t think I’ve ever seen his teeth before.

Nightmare fuel.

 

Just once, I'd like to see a white supremacist who looks superior to someone... anyone.

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Newt would fit into that pack of liars like a glove. He's a attention whore just like Trump. Hopefully he gets the job and indicted along with the rest.

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Perfect for a man whose name makes him sound like he was born in a witch's cauldron. Out of the boiling pot and into the fire.

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I look forward to Newt being the next future ex-Chief of Staff who Trump then denigrates after Newt also fails to help this delusional old man get his hapless agenda passed. Newt can give him great pointers on how to use a government shutdown to wipe out Congress gains his parties might hold. 

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I think it's been cited before, but this is a great read:

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The Man Who Broke Politics
Newt Gingrich turned partisan battles into bloodsport, wrecked Congress, and paved the way for Trump’s rise. Now he’s reveling in his achievements.

There’s something about Newt Gingrich that seems to capture the spirit of America circa 2018. With his immense head and white mop of hair; his cold, boyish grin; and his high, raspy voice, he has the air of a late-empire Roman senator—a walking bundle of appetites and excesses and hubris and wit. In conversation, he toggles unnervingly between grandiose pronouncements about “Western civilization” and partisan cheap shots that seem tailored for cable news. It’s a combination of self-righteousness and smallness, of pomposity and pettiness, that personifies the decadence of this era.

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But few figures in modern history have done more than Gingrich to lay the groundwork for Trump’s rise. During his two decades in Congress, he pioneered a style of partisan combat—replete with name-calling, conspiracy theories, and strategic obstructionism—that poisoned America’s political culture and plunged Washington into permanent dysfunction. Gingrich’s career can perhaps be best understood as a grand exercise in devolution—an effort to strip American politics of the civilizing traits it had developed over time and return it to its most primal essence.

 

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In Trump, Gingrich has found the apotheosis of the primate politics he has been practicing his entire life—nasty, vicious, and unconcerned with those pesky “Boy Scout words” as he fights in the Darwinian struggle that is American life today. “Trump’s America and the post-American society that the anti-Trump coalition represents are incapable of coexisting,” Gingrich writes in his most recent book. “One will simply defeat the other. There is no room for compromise. Trump has understood this perfectly since day one.”

For much of 2018, Gingrich has been channeling his energies toward shaping the GOP’s midterm strategy—writing messaging memos and fielding phone calls from candidates across the country. (During one early-morning meeting a couple of months after our zoo trip, our conversation is repeatedly interrupted by Gingrich’s cellphone blaring the ’70s disco song “Dancing Queen,” his chosen ringtone.) Gingrich tells me he’s advising party leaders to “stick to really big themes” in their midterm messaging, and then offers the following as examples: “Tax cuts lead to economic growth”; “We need work rather than welfare”; “MS-13 is really bad.”

He predicts that if Democrats win back the House, they will try to impeach Trump—but he is bullish about the president’s chances of survival.

“The problem the Democrats are gonna have is really simple,” he tells me. “Everything they’re gonna charge Trump with will be irrelevant to most Americans.” He says that most of the “explosive revelations” that have come out of the Russia investigation are unintelligible to the average person. “You’re driving your kids to soccer, you’re worried about your mom in the nursing home, and you’re thinking about your job, and you’re going, This is Washington crap.”

I ask Gingrich whether he, as someone who follows Washington crap rather closely and does not have kids to drive to soccer, worries at all about the mounting evidence of coordination between Russians and the Trump campaign.

Gingrich guffaws. “The idea that you would worry about what [Michael] Cohen said, or what some porn star may or may not have done before she was arrested by the Cincinnati police”—he is revving up now, and his voice is getting higher—“I mean, this whole thing is a parody! I tell everybody: We live in the age of the Kardashians. This is all Kardashian politics. Noise followed by noise followed by hysteria followed by more noise, creating big enough celebrity status so you can sell the hats with your name on it and become a millionaire.”

This sounds like it’s intended as a criticism of our political culture, but given his loyalty to Trump—arguably the world’s most successful practitioner of “Kardashian politics”—I can’t quite tell. When I point out the apparent dissonance, Gingrich is ready with a counter.

“If you want to see genius, look at the hat,” he tells me. “What does the hat say?”

“Make America great again?” I respond.

Gingrich nods triumphantly, as though he’s just achieved checkmate. “It doesn’t say Donald Trump.”

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I haven't been following the news for a little over a week. I decided to read up on what has been going on with Trump and there is just way too much shit coming out to catch up.

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1 hour ago, burntorangebongos said:

I'm not sure where to put this but I think Melania used some of Dotard's piss yellow hair color dye for some reason. Yuk.

Second to the Russians, the Trump family is clearly beholden to the plastic surgeon lobby. 

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1 hour ago, burntorangebongos said:

I'm not sure where to put this but I think Melania used some of Dotard's piss yellow hair color dye for some reason. Yuk.

You're supposed to completely change your look after you enter witness protection.  JFC.  Be Best. 

Although, if you're going to take an another identity, props for picking James Hunt. Seriously.  Wow

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8 hours ago, burntorangebongos said:

I'm not sure where to put this but I think Melania used some of Dotard's piss yellow hair color dye for some reason. Yuk.

 

Another surgery or two and she's gonna resemble a burn victim.  

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