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11 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

He doesn't understand anything.

It would be fascinating to spend a day sniffing Adderall with him and having him explain random things.

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Posted
4 minutes ago, retread said:

It would be fascinating to spend a day sniffing Adderall with him and having him explain random things.

Put him and Leach together and film it and it would make millions.

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It's like we're all passengers on a plane piloted by a monkey who somehow got locked in the cockpit alone.

We may not all die, but we're sure as shit in for one hell of a bumpy ride

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2 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

The president seems obsessed with wheels lately. 

Ever since that fun day when he got to play with the big truck in the front yard, he's been thinking about wheels:

 

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4 minutes ago, TornACL said:

Throughout the ages some things NEVER get better and NEVER change.

 

Real inspiring, eloquent stuff by the leader of the free world

That's a good point.

Past presidents all have quotes and speeches that have lived through the decades and are memorable, stirring and patriotic.

Today, we have a president who (among everything) belittles his cabinet members, mocks the FBI and uses the term "both sides".

 

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Posted
46 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

The President of the United States...the country that put a man on the moon...just said "Tech 'stuff'" 

Half his followers probably think the landings were faked.  Doesn’t matter that they were adults when it happened.  

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1 hour ago, retread said:

Imagine being the SS agent(s) that has to hang with him tonight.

Actually, probably pretty easy.  Sitting outside the family quarters while Trump is twitter-shitting, with the monotony only being broken by the butler bringing up Big Macs and Diet Cokes.   Oh wait, Trump probably has a fridge full of them in his bathroom.   

So overall, pretty boring.   

Posted
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

Put him and Leach together and film it and it would make millions.

Difference is leach has a law degree and while nutty, more than likely swims with geniuses and crazies alike. Trump... not so much

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Maybe Leach is what we need to subdue Cheeto. Leach's shenanigans would confuse him so much. Give them a few hours of playtime and put Cheeto down for a nap.

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Posted
4 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

I’m just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round. Really love to watch them roll.

And people say you're crazy. Lost in confusion. But you're no longer riding on the merry-go-round. 

You just have to let it go. 

Posted (edited)
22 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

So just a bunch of pikes? 

No, not at all.  The wall will consist of artistically designed steel slats tastefully adorned with the heads of illegal immigrants.

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12 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I talked to China yesterday, they know about walls.  They said they don’t work.  However, China said wall has good probability of becoming a tourist attraction in a few hundred years.

Cant we just contract Schlitterbahn to build a lazy-river moat with pool-side bars staggered along its length that protects us from Mexico?  

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5 hours ago, Goredho said:

Cant we just contract Schlitterbahn to build a lazy-river moat with pool-side bars staggered along its length that protects us from Mexico?  

We can contract with them to build a water rollercoaster that will simultaneously decapitate illegal immigrants, while catapulting their bodies back over the border.  

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Posted (edited)
21 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

I’m just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round. Really love to watch them roll.

Well they shake their heads and they look at me as if I've lost my mind

 

Edit - shit, @WhatTheBuck beat me to it.

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