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It's like we're all passengers on a plane piloted by a monkey who somehow got locked in the cockpit alone.

We may not all die, but we're sure as shit in for one hell of a bumpy ride

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  On 1/1/2019 at 2:41 AM, TornACL said:

Throughout the ages some things NEVER get better and NEVER change.

 

Real inspiring, eloquent stuff by the leader of the free world

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That's a good point.

Past presidents all have quotes and speeches that have lived through the decades and are memorable, stirring and patriotic.

Today, we have a president who (among everything) belittles his cabinet members, mocks the FBI and uses the term "both sides".

 

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  On 1/1/2019 at 1:35 AM, retread said:

Imagine being the SS agent(s) that has to hang with him tonight.

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Actually, probably pretty easy.  Sitting outside the family quarters while Trump is twitter-shitting, with the monotony only being broken by the butler bringing up Big Macs and Diet Cokes.   Oh wait, Trump probably has a fridge full of them in his bathroom.   

So overall, pretty boring.   

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Maybe Leach is what we need to subdue Cheeto. Leach's shenanigans would confuse him so much. Give them a few hours of playtime and put Cheeto down for a nap.

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  On 12/31/2018 at 3:05 PM, InkaUtexas said:

So just a bunch of pikes? 

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No, not at all.  The wall will consist of artistically designed steel slats tastefully adorned with the heads of illegal immigrants.

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  On 1/1/2019 at 1:37 AM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

I talked to China yesterday, they know about walls.  They said they don’t work.  However, China said wall has good probability of becoming a tourist attraction in a few hundred years.

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Cant we just contract Schlitterbahn to build a lazy-river moat with pool-side bars staggered along its length that protects us from Mexico?  

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  On 1/1/2019 at 1:53 PM, Goredho said:

Cant we just contract Schlitterbahn to build a lazy-river moat with pool-side bars staggered along its length that protects us from Mexico?  

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We can contract with them to build a water rollercoaster that will simultaneously decapitate illegal immigrants, while catapulting their bodies back over the border.  

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  On 1/1/2019 at 2:38 AM, JimmyJames said:

I’m just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round. Really love to watch them roll.

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Well they shake their heads and they look at me as if I've lost my mind

 

Edit - shit, @WhatTheBuck beat me to it.

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