Donald Trump 2018

[Caracara 41]

3 hours ago, Mojo Hand said:

Sounds fantastic.   NK is giving up their nukes in exchange for Trump's word.   This makes total sense.

It's going to lead to a conversation about how past administrations have set up certain foreign leaders, then destroyed their countries, and how Trump is going to handle matters differently. "Promise not to invade."  Seriously?  Of course we won't. We'll be making sure nobody invades anybody, and doing some business.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Trump is pissed Michelle Wolf is getting all the attention instead of him and all the crazy shit he said at his rally.

 

[WhatTheBuck 28776]

I had never heard of Michelle Wolf before. I see why. She's not funny. And that voice. Yikes. I can't imagine sitting through a whole set.

They need to get real comedians for that event. 

[atomheartbevo 89648]

30 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

They need to get real comedians for that event. 

They did that already.  That’s how we ended up with Trump. 

[Mo Horn 8832]

Isn't this what advisors and staff are for, to make these kinds of decisions. Oh I get it, he's engaging the American people in his decision making. BPE - Best President Ever. 

[WhatTheBuck 28776]

If they hold it in Pyongyang then Un could show Trump a really big military parade. He loves those. 

[Native Horn 3500]

DOTUS' random capitalization of words in his Tweets triggers me every single time.  

[ChiTownDoc 21151]

He’s just asking QUESTIONS now.  

[Mojo Hand 4580]

If he's proposing it as his own idea, it means he was just told that it needs to be there. 

[DDD Dad 14332]

If they hold it in Moscow he could arrange for some entertainment at the hotel.

[sachick 1189]

[F250 28767]

2 hours ago, Mo Horn said:

Isn't this what advisors and staff are for, to make these kinds of decisions. Oh I get it, he's engaging the American people in his decision making. BPE - Best President Ever. 

Yeah, this is straight out of a reality show format. Let the audience get a vote. He will eventually have a Twitter vote to get rid of Sessions. Retweet to fire or like to keep Jeff Sessions as Attorney General.

 

[David Dennison 18854]

7 hours ago, Caracara said:

It's going to lead to a conversation about how past administrations have set up certain foreign leaders, then destroyed their countries, and how Trump is going to handle matters differently. "Promise not to invade."  Seriously?  Of course we won't. We'll be making sure nobody invades anybody, and doing some business.

Has the United States ever taken a military option off the table in writing in exchange for concessions that are different in kind?

Edited April 30, 2018 by David Dennison

[HornOnTheBayou 8921]

Too bad there isn't a Trump property near the DMZ, because then the choice would be easy.

[FondrenRoad 4378]

1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

Has the United States ever taken a military option off the table in writing in exchange for concessions that are different in kind?

It doesn't matter.  A "promise not to invade" is unenforceable.  The next admin or next Congress can easily change their mind.  KJU knows this.  He is angling for us to accept their nukes as a deterrent. 

[Fozzz 152]

Gonna be sick when they give Trump the Nobel.  

[HenryJames 66041]

He knows what happened to Hussein and Gaddafi once they gave up their nuclear ambitions.

[David Dennison 18854]

Just now, HenryJames said:

He knows what happened to Hussein and Gaddafi once they gave up their nuclear ambitions.

John Bolton went on the talk show circuit this weekend and said that's the model for North Korea.

Oops.

[Judge Roybeanbag 11819]

1 minute ago, Fozzz said:

Gonna be sick when they give Trump the Nobel.  

Be even funnier when he puts the prize in his mouth.  

[F250 28767]

4 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Gonna be sick when they give Trump the Nobel.  

I'm more likely to pick up Margot Robbie as a side piece while being in a committed relationship with Ana de Armas. Which is highly unlikely because I would be completely satisfied with Ana de Armas.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

So it appears Netanyahu is on the news right now doing an infomercial selling a war with Iran.

[David Dennison 18854]

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

So it appears Netanyahu is on the news right now doing an infomercial selling a war with Iran.

World War III is shaping up nicely.

 

[retread 2951]

We've got front row seats

[seven 1367]

10 minutes ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Be even funnier when he puts the prize in his mouth.  

Donnie, it's Nobel not Nabisco 

[SimonBolivar 10958]

2 minutes ago, retread said:

We've got front row seats

Unfortunately that row is probably in the audience participation section.

[David Dennison 18854]

Just now, SimonBolivar said:

Unfortunately that row is probably in the audience participation section.

Not for Generation X!!!

Woo hoo!!!

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

 

[Fozzz 152]

Bibi fucking lied. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

It’s like Iraq War 2.0

[Fozzz 152]

13 minutes ago, F250 said:

I'm more likely to pick up Margot Robbie as a side piece while being in a committed relationship with Ana de Armas. Which is highly unlikely because I would be completely satisfied with Ana de Armas.

Moon thinks he deserves it. 

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-southkorea-trump/south-korea-president-says-trump-deserves-nobel-peace-prize-idUSKBN1I10OD

[David Dennison 18854]

1 minute ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

It’s like Iraq War 2.0

With more death.

[F250 28767]

Just now, Fozzz said:

Moon thinks he deserves it. 

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-southkorea-trump/south-korea-president-says-trump-deserves-nobel-peace-prize-idUSKBN1I10OD

He never said Trump deserves the Nobel peace prize.

https://www.afp.com/en/news/826/trump-can-have-nobel-peace-prize-s-korea-president-doc-14f8hi1

"President Trump can take the Nobel prize. All we need to take is peace," Moon said in response."

[Mojo Hand 4580]

1 minute ago, F250 said:

He never said Trump deserves the Nobel peace prize.

https://www.afp.com/en/news/826/trump-can-have-nobel-peace-prize-s-korea-president-doc-14f8hi1

"President Trump can take the Nobel prize. All we need to take is peace," Moon said in response."

Not to mention that the last time Moon credited Trump, it came out later that the administration strongly asked him to do it.   Praising Trump is a requirement for manipulating him and our country right now.  Politics is rarely sincere, but even less so when it comes to this. 

[Caracara 41]

13 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

Cranking up pressure on Iran to say they weren't keeping the bargain anyway.   Sucks to be them.  They need to evacuate their strategic mountains.

[threesheets 1672]

How long do you think they made Trump practice reading "Nigeria" off a teleprompter before that press conference? 

[HenryJames 66041]

"The citizens of Nigeria are called Nigerians, Mr. President."

[Fozzz 152]

18 minutes ago, F250 said:

He never said Trump deserves the Nobel peace prize.

https://www.afp.com/en/news/826/trump-can-have-nobel-peace-prize-s-korea-president-doc-14f8hi1

"President Trump can take the Nobel prize. All we need to take is peace," Moon said in response."

I guess it would depend on the translation of that particular remark then. In either case, he is saying that Trump should take it over himself. 

[DixonHur 11296]

14 minutes ago, threesheets said:

How long do you think they made Trump practice reading "Nigeria" off a teleprompter before that press conference? 

Just be thankful it's not the President of Niger.

[Chad Fuck 17669]

50 minutes ago, F250 said:

I'm more likely to pick up Margot Robbie as a side piece while being in a committed relationship with Ana de Armas. Which is highly unlikely because I would be completely satisfied with Ana de Armas.

Who knew I'd come to the Trump thread and walk away with fap material?  Thanks for that. 

[DixonHur 11296]

56 minutes ago, F250 said:

I'm more likely to pick up Margot Robbie as a side piece while being in a committed relationship with Ana de Armas. Which is highly unlikely because I would be completely satisfied with Ana de Armas.

Sophia Miacova's gonna be pissed when she finds out you're cheating on her.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13510]

Trump telling the African leaders they should support the US World Cup bid.   And that he’s watching them to make sure.  

Guess they shouldn’t support their own continent’s bid: Morocco.  

[Tyler Durden 132]

Well isn't Morocco a shithole country too?  Sadly, I forgot which areas he was talking about when he made that statement.  Haiti and Central America or was it Haiti and Africa?  

[shnsajax 3591]

2 hours ago, threesheets said:

How long do you think they made Trump practice reading "Nigeria" off a teleprompter before that press conference? 

I'm sure they were just thankful he wasn't meeting the President of Niger.

[bolverk 29660]

5 minutes ago, Tyler Durden said:

Well isn't Morocco a shithole country too?  Sadly, I forgot which areas he was talking about when he made that statement.  Haiti and Central America or was it Haiti and Africa?  

You really think he could make that distinction?

[Ted Lange 16084]

5 minutes ago, Tyler Durden said:

Well isn't Morocco a shithole country too?  Sadly, I forgot which areas he was talking about when he made that statement.  Haiti and Central America or was it Haiti and Africa?  

Anywhere with lots of brown people. 

[Mojo Hand 4580]

1 minute ago, shnsajax said:

I'm sure they were just thankful he wasn't meeting the President of Niger.

Rick Perry could tell him about how he has a ranch named in his honor. 

[RPM 26318]

The only thing Trump knows about Morocco is they have moles.

[Dolemite 143]

Setting the stage for Regime change in Iran. 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]