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Take the cartridges out of that pistol so no one gets shot. 
Wack her in the head a time or two to mellow her out. 
Throw her out of the store. 
Goddamn sometimes people have to make things so difficult. 

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1 hour ago, smuggs said:

I enjoyed the guy trying to stab her with the pistol. 

I'm sorry, but the fucking look on the faces of all three men while she was back there.  Woman trying to assault them, rob them, one of them has a gun, she doesn't go down despite two guys beating the crap out of her, another shopper yelling at them/filming them...and none of the three shopkeepers ever change facial expressions or make a peep other than a couple of quiet "chill outs".  I don't know what's that's so fucking funny to me.  

It's maybe the funniest Valero training video I've ever seen.  

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

I'm sorry, but the fucking look on the faces of all three men while she was back there.  Woman trying to assault them, rob them, one of them has a gun, she doesn't go down despite two guys beating the crap out of her, another shopper yelling at them/filming them...and none of the three shopkeepers ever change facial expressions or make a peep other than a couple of quiet "chill outs".  I don't know what's that's so fucking funny to me.  

It's maybe the funniest Valero training video I've ever seen.  

I like how they have a hair pick and fake eyebrows for sale.  They know their neighborhood I guess.

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1 hour ago, nnm said:

Rage inducing. 

I think that's why the sound of a body bouncing off a quarter panel at one of those events makes the sound of sweet music.

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2 hours ago, texasjacket said:

Does this happen often?

This type of stuff became an epidemic in Dallas over the last year. They would take over intersections and do this type of stuff. Cops usually nowhere to be seen. They would do this on the highways as well and stop those down. The fireworks seem to be a new addition.

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1 minute ago, Kennythetiger said:

Where does one acquire those kinds of fireworks?  

These two should be at your local stand starting next Monday:

 

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1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

They cut off just as the fight appeared to get interesting. Right cross delivered just as the video cut out. 

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Posted
14 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

I would definitely hire her to clean my house.  She seems nice.

She doesn't quite match the silhouette on the shirt, I'm afraid I'm going to have to request a refund. 

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3 hours ago, Scraps said:

yo i don't even know what to say on this one.  Shout out to HTown.  I think that is Lizzo

 

 

She puts her hair on before she thinks about putting on her shirt.  Classy!

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7 hours ago, Scraps said:

yo i don't even know what to say on this one.  Shout out to HTown.  I think that is Lizzo

 

 

LOL at the guy bitching about his pizza getting knocked onto the ground.

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9 hours ago, Scraps said:

yo i don't even know what to say on this one.  Shout out to HTown.  I think that is Lizzo

 

 

I'm guessing things started to go south when their discussion turned to the evolution of the market economy in the Southern colonies. The looker in pink was quite insistent that prior to the Revolutionary War, the economic modalities, especially in the southern colonies, could most aptly be characterized as agrarian, pre-capitalist. But of course she would....she's a first year grad student who just got finished readin' some Marxian historian -- Pete Garrison probably.

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