Hood fights and other hood shenanigans

[Steel Shank 9421]

Will be up in Dallas next week. Will look to keep my shit wired tight. AT ALL TIMES. /caps

[SHOOTER12 8800]

3 hours ago, ABSR said:

There’s no pool at the pool party.

No, but there was plenty of whales 🐋

[Superhero 8828]

8 hours ago, ABSR said:

There’s no pool at the pool party.

 

4 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

No, but there was plenty of whales 🐋

Paging @Vic Mackey  Mr. Mackey, please pick up the white courtesy phone. 

[Superhero 8828]

Also want to commend jorts girl. She had good form AND FOCUS raining down punches, completely undistracted by her bra top falling off. 

[shadow_operative 15932]

this is the worst thing i have ever posted. there's no gore or anything like that, but you might want to rip your eyeballs afterward. and, you'll probably never trust a woman again. you've been warned.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CP1uxZeHeZI/?utm_medium=copy_link

 

 

[Chooky 13307]

On 6/1/2021 at 4:56 PM, nnm said:

 

Why didn't the guy on the PA speaker request assistance from security?

[52-80 19147]

On 6/1/2021 at 11:56 PM, nnm said:

 

Kobe died for this.

[DigglerontheHoof 21179]

On 6/8/2021 at 4:04 PM, shadow_operative said:

this is the worst thing i have ever posted. there's no gore or anything like that, but you might want to rip your eyeballs afterward. and, you'll probably never trust a woman again. you've been warned.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CP1uxZeHeZI/?utm_medium=copy_link

 

 

IDK, man.  I bet her BJs are amazeballs. 

[Vic Mackey 47012]

 

[TexArcher 37767]

Lady, lol.

[Vic Mackey 47012]

 

[Kennythetiger 9376]

Take the cartridges out of that pistol so no one gets shot. 
Wack her in the head a time or two to mellow her out. 
Throw her out of the store. 
Goddamn sometimes people have to make things so difficult. 

[smuggs 9353]

I enjoyed the guy trying to stab her with the pistol. 

[Sweetnsourpoke 166]

My God.....this country is a cesspool. 

Great vids though. 

[Guest Lobo]

1 hour ago, smuggs said:

I enjoyed the guy trying to stab her with the pistol. 

I'm sorry, but the fucking look on the faces of all three men while she was back there.  Woman trying to assault them, rob them, one of them has a gun, she doesn't go down despite two guys beating the crap out of her, another shopper yelling at them/filming them...and none of the three shopkeepers ever change facial expressions or make a peep other than a couple of quiet "chill outs".  I don't know what's that's so fucking funny to me.  

It's maybe the funniest Valero training video I've ever seen.  

[closetohumping 17435]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

I'm sorry, but the fucking look on the faces of all three men while she was back there.  Woman trying to assault them, rob them, one of them has a gun, she doesn't go down despite two guys beating the crap out of her, another shopper yelling at them/filming them...and none of the three shopkeepers ever change facial expressions or make a peep other than a couple of quiet "chill outs".  I don't know what's that's so fucking funny to me.  

It's maybe the funniest Valero training video I've ever seen.  

I like how they have a hair pick and fake eyebrows for sale.  They know their neighborhood I guess.

[Scraps 13561]

Fuck yes...Mr Miyagi with the body shots

[SurlyBDR 22770]

 

[closetohumping 17435]

11 hours ago, SurlyBDR said:

 

Guy with backpack is like 7 feet tall

[Bullneck 19073]

 

 

[Vic Mackey 47012]

 

[PittsburghTiger 6175]

On 6/19/2021 at 9:05 PM, SurlyBDR said:

 

I bet their company picnics are awesome.

[nnm 36349]

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Rage inducing. 

[Moby Ric 2058]

On 6/19/2021 at 8:05 PM, SurlyBDR said:

 

Things sure have changed at Dunder Mifflin

[Chooky 13307]

1 hour ago, nnm said:

Rage inducing. 

I think that's why the sound of a body bouncing off a quarter panel at one of those events makes the sound of sweet music.

[Scraps 13561]

 

Is this a delayed Juneteenth celebration?

/noracist

[texasjacket 289]

15 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Does this happen often?

[Kennythetiger 9376]

Where does one acquire those kinds of fireworks?  

[Vic Mackey 47012]

2 hours ago, texasjacket said:

Does this happen often?

This type of stuff became an epidemic in Dallas over the last year. They would take over intersections and do this type of stuff. Cops usually nowhere to be seen. They would do this on the highways as well and stop those down. The fireworks seem to be a new addition.

[smuggs 9353]

1 minute ago, Kennythetiger said:

Where does one acquire those kinds of fireworks?  

These two should be at your local stand starting next Monday:

 

[ROFL BOX 6647]

4 hours ago, Kennythetiger said:

Where does one acquire those kinds of fireworks?  

https://halfofffireworks.com/

 

Or... are you NOT in Texas?

[GopherRock 1765]

On 6/21/2021 at 1:42 PM, Vic Mackey said:

 

I kept waiting for this:

 

[Vic Mackey 47012]

 

[Vic Mackey 47012]

 

[Chewbacca 7767]

3 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

I would definitely hire her to clean my house.  She seems nice.

[Vic Mackey 47012]

 

[closetohumping 17435]

53 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Classic jitz right there.

[nnm 36349]

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

They cut off just as the fight appeared to get interesting. Right cross delivered just as the video cut out. 

[Gatorubet 30185]

 

Jerry Quarry wished he could take a punch like that.

[Sleepygrad 1029]

Dude just landed a serious sucker punch right as that video cut out

[Harrison Bergeron 1798]

6 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

Glad to know which part of the cycle the neighborhood is in these days ... scratches off to-do list.

[PittsburghTiger 6175]

13 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

 

She's at a fucking Little Caesar's with a shit ton of bad attitude. And does not think she has any sort of bad attitude. Some people suck at life.

[Blotto 23488]

14 hours ago, Chewbacca said:

I would definitely hire her to clean my house.  She seems nice.

She doesn't quite match the silhouette on the shirt, I'm afraid I'm going to have to request a refund. 

[closetohumping 17435]

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

She doesn't quite match the silhouette on the shirt, I'm afraid I'm going to have to request a refund. 

[ABSR 5308]

28 minutes ago, closetohumping said:

And a lot of Diabetes.

[Scraps 13561]

yo i don't even know what to say on this one.  Shout out to HTown.  I think that is Lizzo

 

 

Edited June 30, 2021 by Scraps

[ABSR 5308]

3 hours ago, Scraps said:

yo i don't even know what to say on this one.  Shout out to HTown.  I think that is Lizzo

 

 

She puts her hair on before she thinks about putting on her shirt.  Classy!

[Superhero 8828]

7 hours ago, Scraps said:

yo i don't even know what to say on this one.  Shout out to HTown.  I think that is Lizzo

 

 

LOL at the guy bitching about his pizza getting knocked onto the ground.

[Blotto 23488]

 

9 hours ago, Scraps said:

yo i don't even know what to say on this one.  Shout out to HTown.  I think that is Lizzo

 

 

I'm guessing things started to go south when their discussion turned to the evolution of the market economy in the Southern colonies. The looker in pink was quite insistent that prior to the Revolutionary War, the economic modalities, especially in the southern colonies, could most aptly be characterized as agrarian, pre-capitalist. But of course she would....she's a first year grad student who just got finished readin' some Marxian historian -- Pete Garrison probably.

[Harrison Bergeron 1798]

I still am trying to understand who in their right mind would open any legitimate business in the hood.