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On 6/14/2024 at 5:51 PM, Chooky said:

That turned into a complete carnival. 

My grandmother told me not to fight the dudes that worked out in the oil fields or the dudes from the rodeo.  I think she had learned from watching her brothers down in the valley enough that she composed a model of fight success.

She left out carnies, however, somewhere in my DNA I know that I also don’t want to ever fight a carnie.  What’s the most you could win?  Fake stuffed animal and hepatitis?  Then the bearded lady knifes you?

WTF?

Fihting a carnie has got to be like fighting those people from snatch.  The whole family.

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When I was around 9 or 10 I was the fair with my mom and some young guy in his 20’s started talking shit to a group of carnies. He got in one of their faces and before you knew it he got jumped by about 20 methed out carnies and they beat the living shit out of that guy. Ever since then if I just stay out of their way. One on one they aren’t shit, but you get 30 of them it’s a problem. 

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1 hour ago, Pdawg88 said:

When I was around 9 or 10 I was the fair with my mom and some young guy in his 20’s started talking shit to a group of carnies. He got in one of their faces and before you knew it he got jumped by about 20 methed out carnies and they beat the living shit out of that guy. Ever since then if I just stay out of their way. One on one they aren’t shit, but you get 30 of them it’s a problem. 

No matter who you are, you have more to lose than a carnie does.  Take that to the bank.

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On 6/17/2024 at 12:57 AM, CoTex said:

Fihting a carnie has got to be like fighting those people from snatch.  The whole family.

 

Pretty sure American carnies are descended from Pikeys, so, yeah.

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Not Lulz at all, that’s where this thread is located.

The parents weren’t there when the police arrived, and the early indications are that they have outstanding warrants. They don’t officially live in that neighborhood. 

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On 7/20/2024 at 3:18 AM, ajax said:

That bitch needs to be put away for a long long time.

How, I mean how, did she manage to miss the mother but still manage to shoot the baby?

No, that bitch needs a bullet to the head. 

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26 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

What kind of moron offers a free shot while wearing glasses?

But in his defense, he did take quite a few good shots before going down hard

He has a solid jaw and his woman fights better than he does. All told, he's doing okay, but should buy a shirt that isn't a tailored jersey.

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