Hood fights and other hood shenanigans

[CoTex 1160]

On 6/14/2024 at 5:51 PM, Chooky said:

That turned into a complete carnival. 

My grandmother told me not to fight the dudes that worked out in the oil fields or the dudes from the rodeo.  I think she had learned from watching her brothers down in the valley enough that she composed a model of fight success.

She left out carnies, however, somewhere in my DNA I know that I also don’t want to ever fight a carnie.  What’s the most you could win?  Fake stuffed animal and hepatitis?  Then the bearded lady knifes you?

WTF?

Fihting a carnie has got to be like fighting those people from snatch.  The whole family.

[Pdawg88 1115]

When I was around 9 or 10 I was the fair with my mom and some young guy in his 20’s started talking shit to a group of carnies. He got in one of their faces and before you knew it he got jumped by about 20 methed out carnies and they beat the living shit out of that guy. Ever since then if I just stay out of their way. One on one they aren’t shit, but you get 30 of them it’s a problem. 

[CoTex 1160]

1 hour ago, Pdawg88 said:

When I was around 9 or 10 I was the fair with my mom and some young guy in his 20’s started talking shit to a group of carnies. He got in one of their faces and before you knew it he got jumped by about 20 methed out carnies and they beat the living shit out of that guy. Ever since then if I just stay out of their way. One on one they aren’t shit, but you get 30 of them it’s a problem. 

No matter who you are, you have more to lose than a carnie does.  Take that to the bank.

[markstanco 12573]

On 6/12/2024 at 12:23 PM, Scraps said:

I would like to see her tits
 

That Karen reminded my of this Karen:

 

 

[ajax 2607]

Watch til the end

(It's gotta be a skit, right?)

 

 

Edited June 20 by ajax

[ABSR 5308]

48 minutes ago, ajax said:

Watch til the end

(It's gotta be a skit, right?)

 

 

Looks like a midget.

[Scraps 13561]

That is very old...like 3 years old.

[TexArcher 37771]

On 6/17/2024 at 12:57 AM, CoTex said:

Fihting a carnie has got to be like fighting those people from snatch.  The whole family.

 

Pretty sure American carnies are descended from Pikeys, so, yeah.

Edited June 22 by TexArcher

[Derka 6156]

 

[PRONG HORN 3141]

 

[Longhornstampede 3181]

37 minutes ago, PRONG HORN said:

 

Maybe he just saved the world from a.serial killer

[Pdawg88 1115]

13 minutes ago, Longhornstampede said:

Maybe he just saved the world from a.serial killer

Cereal eater

[ajax 2607]

 

 

[nnm 36354]

9 minutes ago, ajax said:

 

 

Perfect representative of the White Sox franchise. 

[Derka 6156]

lolol:

 

[markstanco 12573]

Great follow

[PRONG HORN 3141]

 

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

Not Lulz at all, that’s where this thread is located.

The parents weren’t there when the police arrived, and the early indications are that they have outstanding warrants. They don’t officially live in that neighborhood. 

Edited July 19 by ImissWallyPryor

[ajax 2607]

That bitch needs to be put away for a long long time.

How, I mean how, did she manage to miss the mother but still manage to shoot the baby?

[leaf 684]

On 7/20/2024 at 3:18 AM, ajax said:

That bitch needs to be put away for a long long time.

How, I mean how, did she manage to miss the mother but still manage to shoot the baby?

No, that bitch needs a bullet to the head. 

[ajax 2607]

 

 

[ajax 2607]

Hit him again!

 

 

 

[MissingInAction 25019]

Hah fuck that guy. Broken arm for sure.

[SurlyGator 865]

They don't call it a nightstick fracture for nothing!

[Derka 6156]

 

[nnm 36354]

11 hours ago, Derka said:

 

That’s incredibly sad. 

[Scraps 13561]

 

[SquishMitten 10403]

What kind of moron offers a free shot while wearing glasses?

But in his defense, he did take quite a few good shots before going down hard

[BurntEyes 5958]

26 minutes ago, SquishMitten said:

What kind of moron offers a free shot while wearing glasses?

But in his defense, he did take quite a few good shots before going down hard

He has a solid jaw and his woman fights better than he does. All told, he's doing okay, but should buy a shirt that isn't a tailored jersey.

[baboso 6054]

They slept they fake Kittle.

[Scraps 13561]

Can we talk about the greatness at the 17 sec mark when homeboy drops his drink and it lands perfectly without spilling a sip....then manages to stay there throughout the end? 

[High Plains Drifter 11034]

On 9/25/2024 at 9:55 AM, Scraps said:

Can we talk about the greatness at the 17 sec mark when homeboy drops his drink and it lands perfectly without spilling a sip....then manages to stay there throughout the end? 

 

looks like Fred Warner was going to steal it and the end there. 

 

 

[Derka 6156]

 

[Scraps 13561]

Haha this popped up after I watch that last one

[TexArcher 37771]

I was just thinking that this old wanker could beat the shit out of 3/4 of the hoodrats in this thread, but not anymore.

[Derka 6156]

i think she got a brutiful accxurnt.

 

[Derka 6156]

 

[Scraps 13561]

Is that Ray J?

[MontereyMX 869]

On 10/8/2024 at 5:39 AM, Derka said:

 

if there ever was a moment for one of those bad cops to show up, this has gotta be it. 

[Braff Zacklin 13556]

2 hours ago, MontereyMX said:

if there ever was a moment for one of those bad cops to show up, this has gotta be it. 

Yeah, the ones in that clip were actually pretty chill.

More of them, less of the ones we usually see in the "Fuck tha Police!" thread.

[Derka 6156]

 

[Derka 6156]

pretty sure this has been posted here, but i love me a good unanimous black reaction to something:

 

[Derka 6156]

 

[Derka 6156]

 

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[Derka 6156]

 

[Derka 6156]

Spoiler

 

 

 

Edited October 15 by Derka

[Derka 6156]

 

[Derka 6156]

well i am in the wrong thread. 

[nnm 36354]

 

[Braff Zacklin 13556]

I could see that firing back--err, backfiring--horribly.