OU creates Stoops statue, statue sucks the life out of David Boren?

[Beau Vine 54246]

© The Associated Press David Boren, president of the University of Oklahoma, is taken away by medical personnel and security during the unveiling of a statue of former head football coach Bob Stoops in Norman, Okla., Saturday, April 14, 2018…

NORMAN, Okla. — University of Oklahoma president David Boren had a medical episode right before the unveiling of a statue honoring former Oklahoma football coach Bob Stoops on Saturday morning and was taken away on a stretcher.

 

Boren, 76, is a former U.S. senator and has been the university's president since 1994. He had spoken earlier in the ceremony. The school did not immediately respond to a request for details regarding Boren's condition.

Stoops was being honored in front of a large crowd hours before Oklahoma's spring game. Right before the uncovering of the statue, paramedics started making their way over to Boren and talked to him near the podium where athletic director Joe Castiglione was speaking. Castiglione told the crowd the paramedics were taking precautions and then implored the crowd to pray. Boren smiled as he was being taken away.

Boren is retiring in June. The school's Board of Regents announced last month that Jim Gallogly will become the university's 14th president on July 1.

After Boren was removed from the immediate area near the statue, a concerned Castiglione proceeded.

"Well, they don't give you a script for this," Castiglione said. "But I think that knowing that how much President Boren and Molly (his wife) were involved in this day, I think that we will respectfully maybe just drop the covering of the statue of Bob Stoops, and we will thank each and every one of you again for what you have done to make this program so special."

[Spawn of Cthulhu 2241]

May've needed some ass-to-mouth resuscitation.

[Surly Bevo 24982]

I hear the heimlich maneuver is the right course of action when you encounter somebody choking on a dick.

[williemackgarza 1826]

Musta choked on the dick statue


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[El Moco 45]

Did the statue have a bag of dicks next to it?

[HOOK'EMHOOAH 1610]

boren's bag of dicks ran out so he began to come down with the vapors. he was whisked away to the covered wagon ambulance for a fresh bag. thus the reason for the smile.

[Domedriver 655]

Where are the Coop statues when we need them?

[markstanco 12577]

[TexEx15 17539]

Had a minor stroke apparently.

[kopp0e 1135]

I hope he is well & able to enjoy retirement with his wife...

['stache 21817]

I hope he is well & able to enjoy retirement with his beard...

Fify

[SA-KC_Horn 1295]

11 in and not one 'Fuck OU'. Get it together Surly.

Fuck OU.

 

[Otter 51]

Those attractive young male aides that Boren always has by his side must have given him quite the workout the previous night. You know, at the gym.

[DougO 5250]

The Stoops statue is almost as flattering a depiction as THujone's.

[taybo20 2856]

fuck ou

[Funk Doctor Spock 12312]

OU is one giant bag of walking dicks

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[PatSolitanojr 518]

The sign of the times?

 

[TheStoicPaisano 9922]

Fuck him. 

[DaggerHorns 3085]

Incest, the lack of dentistry and the abundance of meth is finally catching up to them. I bet they just took him to the nearest Love’s.

[mulletpelini 5211]

Dick withdrawal

[Celery Man 20962]

30 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

Dick withdrawal

if there's one thing stoops hates

[Rick Blaine 30]

12 hours ago, Otter said:

Those attractive young male aides that Boren always has by his side must have given him quite the workout the previous night. You know, at the gym.

His mind is Tiffany-twisted/He got the Mercedes-Benz/

He got a lot of pretty, pretty boys/ He calls "friends"

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

Is their new prez the guy who whacked Nancy Kerrigan’s knee?