check out my cucumber...

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

girthy...

 

[TrashMaster G 17563]

Color is disconcerting.  Probably need to chop it off.

[RPM 26322]

 

[Shoxthemonkey 1981]

Classic chode.

[Armybrat 40851]

Quit chewing your thumbnail.

[NAVY 6747]

Do you play bass? 

[Armybrat 40851]

Ok Otter.

[Horn_Spanker 524]

Wait, you're white?

[Trey3216 15347]

7 minutes ago, Horn_Spanker said:

Wait, you're white?

Everywhere but the cucumber 

[Cheeseweasel 26438]

Those shoes are tragic.

[RPM 26322]

15 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Everywhere but the cucumber 

[ztejas 43475]

Jimmy Buffet wants his shoes back.

[Fuck Tim Beck 3834]

Your cucumber has face aids 

[miguelito 11266]

In high school, my friend's mom wanted him to go buy her some pickle seeds to plant.  He asked if she meant cucumber seeds, and she said, no, she wanted to grow pickles.

 

The end.

[Incredulity 11675]

stop chewing your nails.

[Bullneck 19168]

4 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

girthy...

 

 

I have that tile in my laundry room.  Marazzi.

 

Also, it's OK to take that photo if you're in your kitchen.  If you're doing that at the grocery store, it's not OK.  💣

Edited June 8, 2020 by Bullneck

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

12 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I have that tile in my laundry room.  Marazzi.

 

Also, it's OK to take that photo if you're in your kitchen.  If you're doing that at the grocery store, it's not OK.  💣

went to the grocery store earlier...after i taped it to the inside of my thigh.

[Iceman 2716]

jerkin the Gherkin...

[Chooky 13315]

7 hours ago, miguelito said:

In high school, my friend's mom wanted him to go buy her some pickle seeds to plant.  He asked if she meant cucumber seeds, and she said, no, she wanted to grow pickles.

 

The end.

What a stupid fucking bitch. 

Sorry. My tone got away from me. 

[SHOOTER12 8810]

11 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Quit chewing your thumbnail.

I think he's like a big fat person who loves delicious thumbnails?

[mulletpelini 5212]

How do you even stand up on those little tiny feet

[RollLeft 5045]

[nnm 36439]

I was pretty pleased with the size and color of the hot pepper from my garden today. And the sweet snacking peppers should make a nice complement if I can convince my wife to try them. 

[El Diablo 4232]

That reminds me, I need to take the dog to the vet. 

[Buzzrock 14922]

Check out my gourd

[SHOOTER12 8810]

1 hour ago, Buzzrock said:

Check out my gourd

No thanks...

[Quagmire 2147]

Check out my gourd

Damn I’d do anything to have a green nut sack

[smuggs 9353]

1 hour ago, Quagmire said:

Damn I’d do anything to have a green nut sack

[Not a cat 5660]

16 hours ago, Quagmire said:

Damn I’d do anything to have a green nut sack

[ImissWallyPryor 9046]

You have the hands of a Hobbit. 

[Trey3216 15347]

17 hours ago, Quagmire said:

Damn I’d do anything to have a green nut sack

That sounds like the terrible after-effects of a decade long case of blue balls.  You can have gangrene sack 

[nnm 36439]

My cucumber is about the same girth as @Kyrie Eleison.  My tomatoes are also turning out nicely. The purple Cherokee on the left is really nice when sliced. 

[mulletpelini 5212]

I see some disease there.

[NeverMarryAStripper 21907]

Looks like you only trim the hedges on one side

[Mother mopar 3319]

For those looking for some junk in the trunk.

[Bevo&Pevo 5205]

https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=texas+tornadoes+making+guacamole&view=detail&mid=CF830336FE5AC8AEB2CACF830336FE5AC8AEB2CA&FORM=VIRE0&ru=%2fsearch%3fq%3dtexas%2btornadoes%2bmaking%2bguacamole%26form%3dEDNTHT%26refig%3db5a3de9d5d9840a8b73cee96dbd832db%26mkt%3den-us%26msnews%3d1%26PC%3dACTS%26sp%3d-1%26pq%3dtexas%2btornadoes%2bmaking%2bg%26sc%3d1-24%26qs%3dn%26sk%3d%26cvid%3db5a3de9d5d9840a8b73cee96dbd832db

 

Makin' Guacamole by the Texas Tornadoes, at least listen to the first 25 seconds.

Edited June 17, 2020 by Bevo&Pevo