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In high school, my friend's mom wanted him to go buy her some pickle seeds to plant.  He asked if she meant cucumber seeds, and she said, no, she wanted to grow pickles.

 

The end.

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4 hours ago, Kyrie Eleison said:

 

girthy...

 

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I have that tile in my laundry room.  Marazzi.

 

Also, it's OK to take that photo if you're in your kitchen.  If you're doing that at the grocery store, it's not OK.  💣

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12 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I have that tile in my laundry room.  Marazzi.

 

Also, it's OK to take that photo if you're in your kitchen.  If you're doing that at the grocery store, it's not OK.  💣

went to the grocery store earlier...after i taped it to the inside of my thigh.

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7 hours ago, miguelito said:

In high school, my friend's mom wanted him to go buy her some pickle seeds to plant.  He asked if she meant cucumber seeds, and she said, no, she wanted to grow pickles.

 

The end.

What a stupid fucking bitch. 

Sorry. My tone got away from me. 

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I was pretty pleased with the size and color of the hot pepper from my garden today. And the sweet snacking peppers should make a nice complement if I can convince my wife to try them. 
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17 hours ago, Quagmire said:


Damn I’d do anything to have a green nut sack

That sounds like the terrible after-effects of a decade long case of blue balls.  You can have gangrene sack 

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