Kale

[Horn_Spanker 524]

Had a small kale salad a little after noon today having not had any kind of salad for weeks.  At 2pm, had instant diarrhea with undigested green kale floating everywhere.  That shit shot through 25 feet of intestine in under 2 hours.

[Surly Bevo 25178]

1 minute ago, Horn_Spanker said:

That shit shot through 25 feet of intestine in under 2 hours.

Elon Musk is intrigued with the transportation applications

[Brisketexan 105438]

9 minutes ago, Horn_Spanker said:

Had a small kale salad a little after noon today having not had any kind of salad for weeks.  At 2pm, had instant diarrhea with undigested green kale floating everywhere.  That shit shot through 25 feet of intestine in under 2 hours.

1 -- kale is absolutely a blowout producer

2 -- several years ago, before it became a trendy "edible" green, do you know who the largest purchaser of kale was, nationwide?  Got any guesses? .....

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Pizza Hut.  Why?  Think of their salad bar - plastic bins of salad fixings stuck into a bin of ice.  How did they cover up all of that ice?  They laid leaves of kale over all of it.

3 -- a couple of years ago, I was on a flight next to a lady who was somehow involved in food marketing/planning for a major grocery chain.  I asked her what trend that was big now was due to die.  She didn't hesitate -- "Kale."  I think she was wrong, though.  That was a coupla years ago, and it's still going strong.

[Hank_Hill 18896]

Just eat raw spinach. Same nutritional benefit and actually chewable/doesnt taste like shit. Do enjoy kale in some soups though.

[MAROON 445]

cook kale with lots of olive oil that way it will slide easily out of the skillet into the trash.

[Chewbacca 7787]

2 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Just eat raw spinach. Same nutritional benefit and actually chewable/doesnt taste like shit. Do enjoy kale in some soups though.

Yep.  If I'm eating it raw, give me spinach  I really like cooked kale, though.

[Sbbruin 21898]

roasted kale isn't bad.  And it's ok in a salad if you add a bunch of other flavorful shit to it.  But raw on its own is pretty awful.  Believe it or not it is pretty popular out here.

[billfromlaketravis 11536]

The Kale Caesar Salad at UT owned Dish Society is pretty solid. I've haven't liked it in or on anything else. I don't understand the fade to put kale in every smoothie/pressed juice/protein shake.

The health food/smoothie joint in my office has a kale, banana, and strawberry smoothie on their menu. But, why?!

[Dewey 3295]

Kale is like the medications the olds take, all this talk of how good it is for you, then real quickly, "causes diarrhea,  blindness, see a doctor if sharts persist"

I've tried "kale chips" and lol, no thank you

[Jack Straw 2954]

the kale and cranberry salad in the deli case and salad bars at Whole Foods is awesome.   

[Landomatic 3813]

2 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Believe it or not it is pretty popular out here.

Why would anyone not believe that?

[SHOOTER12 8833]

Damn, glad to have read this.  After fighting diarrhea off and on for just over a month I'm avoiding anything that might be "irritating"?

[SHOOTER12 8833]

Damn, glad to have read this.  After fighting diarrhea off and on for just over a month I'm avoiding anything that might be "irritating"?

[Not that Bob 739]

1 hour ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Damn, glad to have read this.  After fighting diarrhea off and on for just over a month I'm avoiding anything that might be "irritating"?

...well, avoid Cloak Room.

[formermav43 4606]

I’ve cooked kale just like I would collard/turnip/mustard greens and it’s equally delicious.

[futureman 22552]

my mom fed us kale growing up in the 80s and 90s.  way before it was cool.  it’s healthy stuff, probably why I turned out so well. 

[Js1 85602]

This pizza place near me does a top notch 5 cheese and kale pizza. It’s the only way I’ll eat it 

[South Austin 52629]

18 hours ago, Sbbruin said:

Believe it or not it is pretty popular out here.

Shocked that Californians love kale.

[Sbbruin 21898]

12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Shocked that Californians love kale.

[threesheets 1675]

I'm a fan.  Cooked or not.  Love that it never gets soggy in a salad.

Chick I used to work with would make kale chips that were great.

[Llano Estacado 1257]

The health food/smoothie joint in my office has a kale, banana, and strawberry smoothie on their menu. But, why?!

Wheat germ and lemon grass futures followed the demand curve and are now too costly to blend up in smoothies. Kale and Chia seeds are the future my man.

[Doc Reeves 6434]

22 hours ago, Horn_Spanker said:

Had a small kale salad a little after noon today having not had any kind of salad for weeks.  At 2pm, had instant diarrhea with undigested green kale floating everywhere.  That shit shot through 25 feet of intestine in under 2 hours.

DR. MORLEY: If you took out father's intestine and lay it out in a straight line, it would go all the way around the Earth. 

HANK: Now, how could that be? The Earth is 25,000 miles around. A piece of steak would have to shoot through your intestines at the speed of sound. That's impossible.

Edited June 10, 2020 by Doc Reeves

[Tylerocks 2555]

tuscan kale salad has been on our menu the last few weeks.

Delicious.

Chopped kale, minced garlic, olive oil, lemon juice, pecorino, red pepper flakes...toasted croutons.

Edited June 10, 2020 by Tylerocks

[Judge Roybeanbag 11821]

22 hours ago, Horn_Spanker said:

Had a small kale salad a little after noon today having not had any kind of salad for weeks.  At 2pm, had instant diarrhea with undigested green kale floating everywhere.  That shit shot through 25 feet of intestine in under 2 hours.

You should stop buying salads from door to door salesmen.  

[Hank_Hill 18896]

18 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Why would anyone not believe that?

 

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Shocked that Californians love kale.

Y'all are killin it

[T’Boo Ted Marshall 2740]

Kale chips in the air fryer are legit.
Olive oil and powdered Ranch variety.

[bluto 4943]

Y'all are killin it

Kaling it*

I really only like it in a smoothie as it mixes with the other stuff and I don’t even taste it. Two big leaves of it and a handful of spinach with other stuff.

[Hank_Hill 18896]

I actually do appreciate the bitterness in smoothies as I'm not a big fan of sweet generally. 

[Bateshorn 9942]

Shit rocks as a substitute when the collards look a bit yellow.

 

Who am I kidding,  I was destroying a  kale salad at Chopt at least once a week.  Daddy needs to keep it tight for K street pitches 

[Paco 1934]

...toasted croutons.

As opposed to...?

[ztejas 43546]

36 minutes ago, Paco said:

 

 

As opposed to...?

 

Obviously grilled croutons you moron.