The CHAZ

[markstanco 12481]

Can you imagine the NERVE of those protesters to bring RIFLES to their protest???
Also the other videos that account has uploaded to their channel are uh, not great lol. Not sure if I'd like to that as an honest source of what's happening in a political protest.
But don't let me pop your safe space bubble

So border walls manned with guns? I.D. to get in?

Gotdamn that is funny.

[GringoSalado 1651]

Siap

[Fondren & Main 6655]

[ztejas 43237]

18 minutes ago, GringoSalado said:

Siap

She's got potential. Needs to drop the leftist extremism stuff though. Never going to find a decent husband while supporting that rhetoric.

[fattyflattie 4636]

1 hour ago, GringoSalado said:

Siap

Aight. I’m in. 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

I built a fort when I was 8. 

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Bunch of future Karens

[Lhorn 4883]

Those titties are giving me a CHAZ Bona

[DallasGatr 216]

My go to restaurant in Seattle (Teriyaki and Wok) is in the Capital Hill area. The owner is kind of a Milfy (and very friendly) Chinese lady who has busted her ass for years making this place great. (Yes it’s basically one chromosome above a food truck, but the food and service are great.)
I guess the point I’m trying to make is these useful idiots best not fuck it up.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

The CHAZ needs a Poet Warlord.

 

[Armybrat 40675]

9 hours ago, GringoSalado said:

Siap

I bet she fucks.

[workswithseed 2028]

7 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

I bet she fucks.

Fascists, but never gives them relief. That's how she turns people I bet.

[markstanco 12481]

My go to restaurant in Seattle (Teriyaki and Wok) is in the Capital Hill area. The owner is kind of a Milfy (and very friendly) Chinese lady who has busted her ass for years making this place great. (Yes it’s basically one chromosome above a food truck, but the food and service are great.)
I guess the point I’m trying to make is these useful idiots best not fuck it up.

Made a note for next month to try. My normal goto is that general area (west) is The Crab Pot over in the area of pier 55ish.

[workswithseed 2028]

@cactusflinthead, how long do you give them? 

Apparently all they did was lay down cardboard, then put dirt over the cardboard.

[Moby Ric 2058]

11 hours ago, markstanco said:

So border walls manned with guns? I.D. to get in?

Gotdamn that is funny.

Oh the irony.

Note: posted before moved to the CR.

[clapclapclap 9000]

I think this may be perfect for parts of Austin.  Only need to block 1 or 2 streets to create autonomous zones in Steiner Ranch, Hudson Bend, and lower Lago Vista.  Perfect bases for pirate party barges collecting tribute.  SRAZ might take and threaten to decapitate Mansfield Dam. 

#SRAZ, #HBAZ, #LLcoolVAZ

[miguelito 11199]

23 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

@cactusflinthead, how long do you give them? 

Apparently all they did was lay down cardboard, then put dirt over the cardboard.

Hopefully they are giving the plants electrolytes, which plants crave. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

When do we send in the military?

[workswithseed 2028]

1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

When do we send in the military?

Why? I'm kinda curious when they figure out they have to create capitalism to get food since thier garden is as sad as 2020 been.

[Dennis Taylor 18673]

 

 

 

[Poe It Up 126]

[Incredulity 11529]

1 hour ago, workswithseed said:

@cactusflinthead, how long do you give them? 

Apparently all they did was lay down cardboard, then put dirt over the cardboard.

two weeks

[workswithseed 2028]

5 minutes ago, Incredulity said:

two weeks

It depends if the city keeps the water and electricity on in that area. I say without, 2 weeks, but with I say a month.

Edited June 12, 2020 by workswithseed

[yoladu 4064]

12 hours ago, GringoSalado said:

Siap

i thought she was a double amputee at first.

[yoladu 4064]

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

When do we send in the military?

Ruby Ridge!!!

[ztejas 43237]

1 hour ago, workswithseed said:

@cactusflinthead, how long do you give them? 

Apparently all they did was lay down cardboard, then put dirt over the cardboard.

That garden looks like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie designed it.

[Parliament 14106]

[mention=541]cactusflinthead[/mention], how long do you give them? 
Apparently all they did was lay down cardboard, then put dirt over the cardboard.

If they water it, they'll be fine. Roots and water will go right through the cardboard. I woulda worked it up instead and planted, you know, ROWS, but it's no necessary.

They're also gonna need a significantly bigger garden. Subsistence farming is a lot of work.

Hopefully they are giving the plants electrolytes, which plants crave. 

Pee on them. Not the plant itself, but between the plants. No poop though. Poop is where e coli comes from.

[Nicole44 22023]

4 minutes ago, ztejas said:

That garden looks like Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie designed it.

I have actually seen 5 year olds do a better job. That garden may dampen their resolve a little. 

Edited June 12, 2020 by Nicole44
There is even a guy down on his knees with a weak surrender cobra. That says it all.

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

Why? I'm kinda curious when they figure out they have to create capitalism to get food since thier garden is as sad as 2020 been.

Foreign invasion

[Incredulity 11529]

4 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I have actually seen 5 year olds do a better job. That garden may dampen their resolve a little. 

He is tightening his manbun.

[mdmost 42747]

MN probably wants to see law enforcement push over a few more old people. 

[MNLonghornFUKM 8799]

MN probably wants to see law enforcement push over a few more old people. 

Hey I said military not law enforcement.

[mdmost 42747]

Ah, so shoot the old people? Got it. 

[MillerEP 30324]

Autonomous region with guns? What's the over/under on when the ATF going to Waco 'em?

Edited June 12, 2020 by MillerEP

[Sgt Hulk 13635]

saw some twitters where the lesbian leader was stepping down cuz shes an abuser of children,  was that parody, seems like it wouldnt be 

[SDG 3319]

Got to give them credit; at least they’re asking for body wash.

And electrolytes @miguelito

[Pescado_Rojo 19327]

20 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Huh.  Shoulda put in a golf course and made it gated access only.  But then, I guess they didn't want to be swarmed by GOP voters who "just moved there for the good schools."

Also, if you built an enclosed enclave, decreed that it only serve vegan and soy-based food, and then said "Brisketexan, you can't come in here without permission!," I'm pretty sure my answer would be "well, okay then" as I didn't even break my stride as I walked on by.

If they could work "Confederate" into the name, they'd have their own standing army of redneck idiots within the week. They would have to set aside a separate area for them to marshal and not let them into the actual zone, though.  

[stone oak 639]

Why are we talking about rednecks/confederates? Quit fucking redirecting everything to politics all the time.

This is just a group of fucking morons and we are all laughing, no need for politics.

[elfenix 34164]

14 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Here’s one.  I had a pretty big weekly option position in Amazon.  It went from 40k to nearly 300k from Mon-Wed.  On wed, it was still up and I was going to close it out that afternoon when I got back to my office from lunch.   I went home for lunch, which is about 8 minutes from my office.  By the time I got to my house, the stock had gone down over $100/sh and my options were worthless.  I’m talking went from 7x return to fucking zero in 8 minutes. 

not humble

[Moby Ric 2058]

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

I have actually seen 5 year olds do a better job. That garden may dampen their resolve a little. 

Maybe they should call Micheal Bloomberg.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

can we nuke these idiots?

[dcar00 14023]

are there actually residential houses, apartments in the area they control or is it all a business district.

[dcar00 14023]

17 minutes ago, SDG said:

Got to give them credit; at least they’re asking for body wash.

And electrolytes @miguelito

gotta love the tracphone minutes card request(gotta stay connected while anarch-ing).  wonder how many have parents who could just remove them from their plan.

[Bash Riprock 1695]

Do they have their own tests for Covid?

[ChickenSandwich 9797]

I bet this summer camp smells like shit. Didn’t see deodorant or soap on the list. 

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

6 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

are there actually residential houses, apartments in the area they control or is it all a business district.

They are asking for tents, so my guess would be no.

[clapclapclap 9000]

24 minutes ago, SDG said:

Got to give them credit; at least they’re asking for body wash.

That they're finally asking for belts gives me hope.  No more hipster pants on the ground.

[Cheeseweasel 26437]

4 minutes ago, Bash Riprock said:

Do they have their own tests for Covid?

Yes. It's a written test:

 

Did you participate in CHAZ?

If yes, you have Covid

[TriStone 1724]

2 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

When do we send in the military?

For a bunch of LARP'ing kids?  Nah.  The mayor and governor don't care, so I'm going to follow their lead.  You can't help but laugh at the situation.  They found land that they wanted, so they just took it.  They have defined borders, border walls, and armed agents who question people seeking entry.  They are denying entry to those they deem undesirable.  Basically, they're just about everything they'd claim to despise.

[TriStone 1724]

13 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

are there actually residential houses, apartments in the area they control or is it all a business district.

There are residences and businesses in the area.  I'm sure they're all thrilled with the situation.