Karen of the Year

[Mdhorn 5,911]

1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

Chick reminds me of MTG, like a lot.  Really a lot.

They have a whole lot of MTG--lunatics.  She's their leader because she's them.  And they probably hoard guns because their way of life is being attacked with fairness and equality rules and laws.         

Edited June 11, 2021 by Mdhorn

[Mdhorn 5,911]

3 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

When did it turn for you?

Been a lotta meta about DT and CR.

I don't think I would have read this from you in 2010.

Sack and Tahoe were around here a lot more back then. pearland and clearlake too.

I was turning right at Mayhill off 35.

That stupid fucking wall. He said the Atwater quiet part out loud. All the oxygen left the stage. 

And walla here we be.

I turned when right out of college a millionaire I knew asked me why are you republican, you're not rich, you're daddy's not rich.  Name me ten things they do for you?  Cut taxes, small government, the regular bullshit that hasn't happened in my lifetime but gets said anyways. He laughed in my face.  I was so pissed I thought--I'll show him, I'll go read up and bust his balls.  I read up and it turned out I was wrong.  And it's now been time verified.  This was around the time Powell was presenting his case for weapons of mass destruction--another shit show.   Earlier I was too young to understand that Ollie North was lying his ass off and my parents were off their rockers for applauding it. Seems like they've been lying my whole life.   But that blow job and Hillary's emails.  I'd say fuck'em but the joke is that they've been fucking us our whole lives.  

Edited June 11, 2021 by Mdhorn

[RomaVicta 29,774]

On 6/9/2021 at 4:13 PM, Mrs Whiggins said:

Another Karen enters the competition:

It's a little hard to understand what she is saying at the beginning due to her voice being so shrill in its outrage and Karen-ness. It picks up at the end. She is big mad, as the tweeter noticed.

Here is some back story to the video above:

https://www.oregonlive.com/portland/2021/06/york-statue-defaced-months-after-appearing-on-mount-tabor.html

The bust is of a slave member (York) of the Lewis and Clark expedition and was placed there sometime after the previous statue of Harvey Scott (longtime conservative editor of the Oregonian and opponent of women's suffrage) was removed. The article goes into more detail.

Update from the link:

Quote

Police identified the vandalism suspect as Jeanette Grode, 43. Officers contacted Grode on Thursday and issued a citation for criminal mischief, abuse of venerated objects, unlawful applying of graffiti and vandalism. Grode was not arrested.

That's some Sherlock Holmes shit there. They must have put their crack team of detectives on the case.

 

[Neonmoon 38,127]

I want the manager of the airport. 
 

 

[Beau Vine 53,981]

 

[crash_davis 23,081]

Ken doing his thing. Supposedly one of the workers "stole" something from this dude. Why would he slap the guy after being told he was being filmed? 

https://www.reddit.com/r/byebyejob/comments/oat34r/austin_addison_identified_as_man_who_slapped/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

https://www.fr24news.com/a/2020/08/austin-addison-identified-as-man-who-slapped-burger-king-employee-in-viral-video-charged-and-fired.html

Charged and fired from his job.

[Brisketexan 104,555]

25 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

Ken doing his thing. Supposedly one of the workers "stole" something from this dude. Why would he slap the guy after being told he was being filmed? 

https://www.reddit.com/r/byebyejob/comments/oat34r/austin_addison_identified_as_man_who_slapped/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

https://www.fr24news.com/a/2020/08/austin-addison-identified-as-man-who-slapped-burger-king-employee-in-viral-video-charged-and-fired.html

Charged and fired from his job.

Because a cornerstone of "empowered stupidity" is the rock-solid belief that they should face no consequences for their actions, because they get to do whatever they want to do because freedom and eagles and shit.

[crash_davis 23,081]

i think people just double down when being called out. we've seen it over and over that when the cell camera starts filming, people dig deeper into their position. as if admitting being wrong on camera is crazier than taking the bullshit to 11 and getting posterized on the internet?

[tx 3 putt 76,314]

Fuck around and find out. The dumb mother dicker worked at Harbor Freigbt bwahahahahaha. It takes a special kind of stupid to get fired from harbor freight 

[cactusflinthead 27,594]

3 hours ago, crash_davis said:

Ken doing his thing. Supposedly one of the workers "stole" something from this dude. Why would he slap the guy after being told he was being filmed? 

https://www.reddit.com/r/byebyejob/comments/oat34r/austin_addison_identified_as_man_who_slapped/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

https://www.fr24news.com/a/2020/08/austin-addison-identified-as-man-who-slapped-burger-king-employee-in-viral-video-charged-and-fired.html

Charged and fired from his job.

I burned up an hour reading that subreddit

[tx 3 putt 76,314]

Was that dumb ass expecting a good burger ?

[Sawbonz 27,397]

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Fuck around and find out. The dumb mother dicker worked at Harbor Freigbt bwahahahahaha. It takes a special kind of stupid to get fired from harbor freight 

[RomaVicta 29,774]

I like the way the employee (manager?) calmly stands his ground after first contact and doesn't cower after the surprise of the hard slap.

Why wouldn't this be an assault charge? 

Also, only mildly related, if the BK employee had a pistol, would he have been justified in pulling it after first contact and then firing it after the second contact, the hard slap? I'm talking in terms of the law; I'm not of the opinion that shooting someone should be a quick solution to anything.

The charges seem mild. I'll even throw in the race element. What are the charges if the assailant is an equally scary black man? A felony charge is a serious thing, should this action rise to that in any case? Honestly not sure.

On the one hand, it's just a slap. On the other hand, it's an outrageous breech of civilized discourse. Another day in increasingly hostile America, I guess.

The United Karens of America.

[Blotto 23,427]

12 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Fuck around and find out. The dumb mother dicker worked at Harbor Freigbt bwahahahahaha. It takes a special kind of stupid to get fired from harbor freight 

Not surprising, as it also likely requires a special kind of stupid to get hired at harbor freight.

 

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[WhatTheBuck 28,705]

7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Was that dumb ass expecting a good burger ?

Not if he was at Burger King. 

[tx 3 putt 76,314]

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

Not surprising, as it also likely requires a special kind of stupid to get hired at harbor freight.

 

 

no, they seem to hire lot of single moms and guys with prison records

[atomheartbevo 89,405]

22 hours ago, crash_davis said:

i think people just double down when being called out. we've seen it over and over that when the cell camera starts filming, people dig deeper into their position. as if admitting being wrong on camera is crazier than taking the bullshit to 11 and getting posterized on the internet?

When you think you're the smartest person around, you think the camera will prove whatever it is you are claiming. Same thing with dumbasses like the woman who went after the bird watcher in NYC and claimed he was threatening her or touching her or whatever it was that he clearly wasn't doing.

That, or they are such rattled snowflakes that they've lost all self control.

[Sawbonz 27,397]

On 7/1/2021 at 12:42 AM, tx 3 putt said:

Was that dumb ass expecting a good burger ?

 

[Pancho 44,453]

😳
 

 

[Gatorubet 30,083]

 
 

I don’t speak dolphin.

[cactusflinthead 27,594]

3 hours ago, Pancho said:

😳
 

 

Pt 3.

Sister is having none of it.

Edited July 13, 2021 by cactusflinthead

[Guest Lobo]

What is the white woman's name?  And where is that mall?  

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

10 minutes ago, Lobo said:

What is the white woman's name?  And where is that mall?  

Karen you doofus.

[Guest Lobo]

I wonder if 'Karening' or "Karenish' or some version of that name will eventually catch on like donnybrook, tomfoolery, ponzi, or some other negative eponym. 

Anyway, if anybody finds out this broad's real name, let us know.  

[henrygandorf 29,174]

here's the actual part 3/3.

and the independent spirit award goes to...

 

[Guest Lobo]

the fake faint while never letting go of her purse strap near the black woman was a nice touch.  

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

What is the white woman's name?  And where is that mall?  

Short Hills mall is in New Jersey, apparently. 

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,093]

Short Hills mall is in New Jersey, apparently. 

[Pancho 44,453]

Her name is Abigail Elphick and she’s a teachers aide

[DigglerontheHoof 21,052]

Damn, never go full Karen. 

[Ten Bears 2,479]

2 hours ago, Pancho said:

Her name is Abigail Elphick and she’s was a teachers aide

fifh

[Guest Lobo]

Abby Helpdick from North Jersey?  

Damn, she's a renter.  That really limits our options.  The property management company isn't gonna give a shit about this unless she's been late on rent.  If she had a mortgage, we could have the bank contact them and say she was attempting to take out a questionable line of credit/lien on her home to cover legal fees.  No sense in contacting the school she works at; the poor skeleton crew during the summer is doing nothing but fielding media inquiries about this bitch, even the custodial staff. 

But I'm sure she'll cook up some fundraiser for her first amendment rights/sudden vertigo affliction and make money off this somehow because 2021 and the other woman is Muslim.  

But she doesn't appear to have kids (didn't realize how young she was from the video), so I say she's fair game to relentlessly fuck with for a few years until she develops an opioid addiction.   

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19,093]

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

Abby Helpdick from North Jersey?  

Damn, she's a renter.  That really limits our options.  The property management company isn't gonna give a shit about this unless she's been late on rent.  If she had a mortgage, we could have the bank contact them and say she was attempting to take out a questionable line of credit/lien on her home to cover legal fees.  No sense in contacting the school she works at; the poor skeleton crew during the summer is doing nothing but fielding media inquiries about this bitch, even the custodial staff. 

But I'm sure she'll cook up some fundraiser for her first amendment rights/sudden vertigo affliction and make money off this somehow because 2021 and the other woman is Muslim.  

But she doesn't appear to have kids (didn't realize how young she was from the video), so I say she's fair game to relentlessly fuck with for a few years until she develops an opioid addiction.   

No self respecting adult woman shops at Victoria's Secret.  Their lingerie is piss poor and doesn't fit well.  Hell, this isn't even a full Victoria's Secret.  It is a fucking outlet.   

[Guest Lobo]

Go on.  

[henrygandorf 29,174]

18 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

No self respecting adult woman shops at Victoria's Secret.  Their lingerie is piss poor and doesn't fit well.  Hell, this isn't even a full Victoria's Secret.  It is a fucking outlet.   

yeah, that was when i knew she was not a self-respecting adult woman. 

[Onboard 2.0 9,083]

19 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

No self respecting adult woman shops at Victoria's Secret.  Their lingerie is piss poor and doesn't fit well.  Hell, this isn't even a full Victoria's Secret.  It is a fucking outlet.   

Isn't their whole schtick about womens' "outlets" ?

[Underdog 28,444]

“Doesn’t fit well”.  Yeah, gonna need to see some evidence of this claim. 

[BrickHorn 18,186]

14 hours ago, Lobo said:

I wonder if 'Karening' or "Karenish' or some version of that name will eventually catch on like donnybrook, tomfoolery, ponzi, or some other negative eponym.

It’s being too broadly applied, imo. “Karen” is becoming shorthand for “white lady with mental illness.” But there’s nothing racially or culturally unique about mental illness.

[Guest Lobo]

Good point.  Karens act 'crazy' but not due to a legitimate mental illness.  The three uniting factors always seem to be they are white, they are assholes, and they have no situational awareness.  I used to think it was an upper-middle-class to rich thing to, but I've seen too many instances of middle class-working class-poor Karens acting out, again mainly from a place of, "My life sucks, who else can I pick on?" Kinda thing.  

Edited July 13, 2021 by Lobo

[henrygandorf 29,174]

sub out "mental illness" with absurd sense of entitlement" and you're there.

[BrickHorn 18,186]

12 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

sub out "mental illness" with absurd sense of entitlement" and you're there.

That’s what it was supposed to mean. Too many people misinterpret mental illness for entitlement. Tantrums like the most recent one posted above aren’t limited to entitled white ladies. 

[smuggs 9,342]

4 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Hell, this isn't even a full Victoria's Secret.  It is a fucking outlet.   

Probably some killer bargains on XL irregular panties.

[Guest Lobo]

Abigail Elphick, "I walked in for the irregular panties, and they fit me just fine."

America, "Exactly, you irregular cunt!"  

[staboner 4,957]

19 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

I don’t speak dolphin.

What about Angry Dolphin?

[Guest Lobo]

Well, people will be shocked...shocked I tell you to learn who Ms. Elphick voted for in the 2020 Presidential Primary Election.  

[C-Man 27,039]

3 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

That’s what it was supposed to mean. Too many people misinterpret mental illness for entitlement. Tantrums like the most recent one posted above aren’t limited to entitled white ladies. 

I don't think that was mental illness at all. 

[Kyrie Eleison 9,312]

5 hours ago, Underdog said:

“Doesn’t fit well”.  Yeah, gonna need to see some evidence of this claim. 

[Satchel 6,908]

Wait for it: “Help me join the cavalcade of crazy in Washington. Elphick for Congress.”

[Longhorn_Fan68 33,833]

2 minutes ago, Satchel said:

Wait for it: “Help me join the cavalcade of crazy in Washington. Elphick for Congress.”

"Fight, I meant to say 'fight the cavalcade of crazy',