Karen of the Year

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

On 9/16/2021 at 3:28 PM, SydneyCarton said:

I think we all know why she went after him...

In the MAGA days of Ronald Reagan all the naval officers were white

 

 

[AnTiM 1695]

Judging by her mismatched eyes, I would simply say she is bugfucking crazy

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20922]

6 hours ago, AnTiM said:

Judging by her mismatched eyes, I would simply say she is bugfucking crazy

She said that she's been having mental health issues and drinking problems.  Is "mental health issues" going to be the new get out of jail free card when these racists want to avoid responsibility for their racism?

[Pancho 46312]

Not sure if there is a male version of this thread:

 

[Satchel 6982]

He’s lucky they didn’t treat him like he was Ladarius with a low Afro fade with long twists.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

 

[Blotto 24021]

Quote

(Newsflash: not a Vietnamese food)

its Texas, what do you expect

[Satchel 6982]

At what point did Trumpkins get so tired of winning that they decided to embrace violence?

[Upgrayedd 5893]

5 hours ago, Blotto said:

its Texas, what do you expect

Pho sure, right?

[Deej 77827]

6 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

"Miso stupid."

[WhatTheBuck 28930]

On 10/11/2021 at 3:50 PM, Pancho said:

Not sure if there is a male version of this thread:

The males are Karens too.

[HenryJames 67367]

“Maybe you should get a hamburger next time.”

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

On 10/13/2021 at 11:30 AM, Blotto said:

its Texas, what do you expect

Which ocean?

[Pancho 46312]

 

[Bullneck 19528]

On 10/11/2021 at 3:50 PM, Pancho said:

Not sure if there is a male version of this thread:

 

 

[Beau Vine 55867]

 

 

 

[Bevo14 8468]

On 10/27/2021 at 3:48 AM, WhatTheBuck said:

The males are Karens too.

Kaarons apparently

[atomheartbevo 90650]

1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

Kaarons apparently

[cactusflinthead 27627]

https://www.kwtx.com/2021/11/17/temple-police-arrest-woman-seen-video-throwing-soup-restaurant-employees-face/

Soup Karen gets arrested

[Sbbruin 22144]

On 11/10/2021 at 3:19 PM, Bevo14 said:

Kaarons apparently

[Orale 1178]

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20922]

I don't know where this goes, so I'm putting it here:  A Texas Karen is arrested after pulling a gun on a mother with a 6-month old baby in a spat over an HEB parking spot.

https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Texas-woman-arrested-pulling-a-gun-HEB-parking-16665853.php


Here's are pictures taken from video of the incident.  Note her United States flag in the shape of a heart and the crucifix around her neck.  Because Jesus would totally threaten a woman over a $&#&$ parking spot.

[High Plains Drifter 11189]

10 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I don't know where this goes, so I'm putting it here:  A Texas Karen is arrested after pulling a gun on a mother with a 6-month old baby in a spat over an HEB parking spot.

https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Texas-woman-arrested-pulling-a-gun-HEB-parking-16665853.php


Here's are pictures taken from video of the incident.  Note her United States flag in the shape of a heart and the crucifix around her neck.  Because Jesus would totally threaten a woman over a $&#&$ parking spot.

 

does the castle doctrine apply to parking spaces?

 

 

 

Edited December 2, 2021 by High Plains Drifter

[TexArcher 39072]

1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

does the castle doctrine apply to parking spaces?

 

 

 

My understanding is that it does apply to your vehicle when you're in it.

[DigglerontheHoof 21551]

14 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I don't know where this goes, so I'm putting it here:  A Texas Karen is arrested after pulling a gun on a mother with a 6-month old baby in a spat over an HEB parking spot.

https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Texas-woman-arrested-pulling-a-gun-HEB-parking-16665853.php


Here's are pictures taken from video of the incident.  Note her United States flag in the shape of a heart and the crucifix around her neck.  Because Jesus would totally threaten a woman over a $&#&$ parking spot.

The epitome of the American Right Wing Christian.  Bet she goes to a Cowboy Church.  Choades. 

[RDCanecutter 26893]

On 11/17/2021 at 6:35 PM, cactusflinthead said:

https://www.kwtx.com/2021/11/17/temple-police-arrest-woman-seen-video-throwing-soup-restaurant-employees-face/

Soup Karen gets arrested

Central Texas Temple Face.

[Hornius Emeritus 12804]

20 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

My understanding is that it does apply to your vehicle when you're in it.

So .... if the woman inside the car had a gun she'd be justified in shooting the woman outside the car once that woman raised a gun and threatened her with it?

[Anastasis 23720]

Might have been acceptable response if the lady in the car didn't return her shopping cart to the corral. 

[Guest Lobo]

I would think so, especially with her infant child well in the path of gunfire from the Cowboy Church Lady.  Obviously violence is not the answer here, but you are all lying if you can tell me you wouldn't want to watch the mental gymnastics of the kind of people who would typically side with the woman in the flag t-shirt also come to terms with the mom defending herself and her baby.  

[TexArcher 39072]

8 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I would think so, especially with her infant child well in the path of gunfire from the Cowboy Church Lady.  Obviously violence is not the answer here, but you are all lying if you can tell me you wouldn't want to watch the mental gymnastics of the kind of people who would typically side with the woman in the flag t-shirt also come to terms with the mom defending herself and her baby.  

Now imagine the baby inside the car is a fetus inside a pregnant driver...

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

wow, what a fucking cunt

[Guest Lobo]

6 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Now imagine the baby inside the car is a fetus inside a pregnant driver...

On the one hand, you have freedom-loving patriot Cowboy Church Lady exercising her new open-carry right.  On the other hand, you have vulnerable baby who the state most protect at all costs because life is precious.  Only one of them can co-host the next FoxNews show, let the showdown begin.  

[Underdog 29190]

JFC.

[cactusflinthead 27627]

57 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

Might have been acceptable response if the lady in the car didn't return her shopping cart to the corral. 

[tx 3 putt 78682]

driver should have put rounds into her chest until she was no longer a threat !

also, ive been to that heb many times. pretty much fuck that whole area. it lives and breaths trump 

[MissingInAction 25556]

This baby was outside the uterus so all bets were off.  Had the baby retreated inside the uterus, and reported itself about to be aborted then the cowboy church lady would have been justified in shooting the mother. The baby would then collect $10k.

Edited December 2, 2021 by MissingInAction

[hookemATL 12274]

2 hours ago, Anastasis said:

Might have been acceptable response if the lady in the car didn't return her shopping cart to the corral. 

This is the 11th commandment that didn’t make it onto the stone tablets. 

[Deej 77827]

13 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

This is the 11th commandment that didn’t make it onto the stone tablets. 

 

[RDCanecutter 26893]

3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I don't know where this goes, so I'm putting it here:  A Texas Karen is arrested after pulling a gun on a mother with a 6-month old baby in a spat over an HEB parking spot.

https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/article/Texas-woman-arrested-pulling-a-gun-HEB-parking-16665853.php


Here's are pictures taken from video of the incident.  Note her United States flag in the shape of a heart and the crucifix around her neck.  Because Jesus would totally threaten a woman over a $&#&$ parking spot.

I'd get me a Surly Lawyer, hand him a handle of whiskey, and have him go to town.

Within short order I'd own:

that gun

her big screen TV

and all 14 of the ratty metal fake antique giant lone stars she hung all around the house after tearing out the book shelves.

[cactusflinthead 27627]

2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I'd get me a Surly Lawyer, hand him a handle of whiskey, and have him go to town.

Within short order I'd own:

that gun

her big screen TV

and all 14 of the ratty metal fake antique giant lone stars she hung all around the house after tearing out the book shelves.

Hold out for her iron skillets. No Lodge, Griswold or Wagner only.

[High Plains Drifter 11189]

6 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

does the castle doctrine apply to parking spaces?

 

 

 

 

6 hours ago, TexArcher said:

My understanding is that it does apply to your vehicle when you're in it.

 

Thanks for the response, but my question was a (probably bad and certainly not funny) joke.

 

 

[Beau Vine 55867]

4 hours ago, hookemATL said:

This is the 11th commandment that didn’t make it onto the stone tablets. 

I came down from the mountain with Moses by my side
He had twenty-eight commandments, not one
I hadn't tried
He shook his head and smashed eighteen I asked him
What he'd done
And he said he'd be surprised
If they remembered only one

[Bookman 4764]

On 12/2/2021 at 3:47 PM, Lobo said:

On the one hand, you have freedom-loving patriot Cowboy Church Lady exercising her new open-carry right.  On the other hand, you have vulnerable baby who the state most protect at all costs because life is precious.  Only one of them can co-host the next FoxNews show, let the showdown begin.  

That baby is already born, so Republicans no longer care about it.

[cactusflinthead 27627]

Over a cart in the aisle.

According to the NY Post the last time she got popped it was after she plowed into a tree and was fighting with the responders. 

 

Edited December 28, 2021 by cactusflinthead

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20922]

20 hours ago, cactusflinthead said:

Over a cart in the aisle.

According to the NY Post the last time she got popped it was after she plowed into a tree and was fighting with the responders. 

 

Surprisingly, she is a realtor.

 

[Brisketexan 106899]

14 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Surprisingly, she is a realtor.

 

As a society, we're getting really close to the point of deciding "being a realtor" should be a jailable offense on its own.  

[Celery Man 21098]

 

 

(I don’t follow or know who either of these dudes are, just getting the video and the mugshot.

 

 He’d get a lot of leniency for the freak out (kid allergy) if he had just managed to not be a racist. And not assault teenagers.

[RDCanecutter 26893]

42 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

He’d get a lot of leniency for the freak out (kid allergy) if he had just managed to not be a racist. And not assault teenagers.

The "trying to push through the door to get behind the counter" thing was a bit creepy.

[Guest Lobo]

14 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

The "trying to push through the door to get behind the counter" thing was a bit creepy.

Yeah, when I saw that last part...I thought, "Nope, you just lost any sympathy you'd get from a DA or your bosses for your freakout over the kid's allergies." Even the throwing of the smoothie, but when your large and angry ass starts hunting down a room full of scared girls in the backroom of a small business...you're fucked.  

Also, I'm gonna bet this is how the day went down. Divorced dad Innazzo picks up kid for Saturday visitation.  Mom reminds him, "No screen time for him today, no smoothies-he's allergic to the mix, and he needs to finish his math homework later."  Little Innazzo starts melting down over no screen time, Dad shouts, "if we go get ice cream or a smoothie, will you shut the fuck up?"  17 minutes later, he's out of a job and being arrested.  And no, little Innazzo did not finish him math homework for today.

[RDCanecutter 26893]

I think the girls would have taken him.