How the hell do people ever walk out of/turn off movies?

[Beau Vine 54254]

6 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

1991 didn't have the sophisticated sea of internet wannabe critics we enjoy today

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Gene Siskel gave the film zero stars and said "This is easily one of the worst films I've ever seen."

Beyond that, the plot is that a housewife's imaginary friend from childhood returns.  That doesn't even sound like a good porn plot.

Edited June 17, 2020 by Beau Vine

[Braff Zacklin 13618]

56 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Beyond that, the plot is that a housewife's imaginary friend from childhood returns.  That doesn't even sound like a good porn plot.

Ah,  yes, the much less well known but equally poorly reviewed Phoebe Got Fingered.

[PittsburghTiger 6190]

10 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

DDF is NINE percent on RT.  Why would you go to that movie in the first place?

We actually went when it was new. But at least my buddy Dave ran into the gal who would become his wife that night

[Not a cat 5660]

As long as we're listing terrible movies, the worst movie I ever saw in a theater I did not walk out of, but only due to extenuating circumstances.

Halloween 1998.  My then girlfriend had been bugging me to see Practical Magic with her.  Being a red blooded American male, I of course refused.

Texas played Nebraska in Lincoln that day and in a moment of euphoria while watching, I said if we win this game I'll go with you to see that stupid movie you want to see.

Ricky goes for 150, major hits Mcgarity on 4th down, and 2 hours later I'm in a theater watching a pile of shit and questioning my life decisions. 

I experienced the highest of highs and the lowest of lows on that day.