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  On 6/18/2020 at 9:12 PM, TexArcher said:

I hope, no matter what else happens in my life, that I never become such a gigantic douchebag that even Richard freaking Marx feels comfortable taking a shot at me in front of the entire world.

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Wherever you go

Whatever you do

Marx will be right there waiting for you

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  On 6/19/2020 at 2:32 AM, TexArcher said:

Looks like Jim Harbaugh and Butthead made a baby then hit it in the head with a 2-by-4 while its skull was still soft.

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He's got kind of a mid-transition Craig Sheffer vibe to me.

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Did he just refer to his child as the “helper”?  Yeah, that’s totally normal.  

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  On 6/19/2020 at 12:38 PM, vtaenz said:

I hope this just doesn't disappear like the Lindsay Graham stuff.

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Someone is going to investigate the actual guardianship/paternal stuff.  YOu can't just tell the world you were secretly parenting an adult cuban boy and expect there won't be a shit-ton reporters and political hacks digging into every aspect of this.

Gaetz is a lawyer so I expect he used his words very carefully and has a shit-ton of documentation on just what their relationship is.

At the same time he is a drunk and a trumpkin - so he likely royally fucked all of this up.

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Seriously, "Man still active mentor for ex-girlfriend's son" would be the most human story about this douchebag ever, but he had to go and oversell it and turn it into a shit show. Totally on brand for an alcoholic narcissist.  

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  On 6/19/2020 at 1:15 PM, Pescado_Rojo said:

Man still active mentor for ex-girlfriend's son" would be the most human story about this douchebag ever

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And this is exactly why it can't be true.

Matt Gaetz doesn't seem capable of that kind of compassion.

But if he is, he absolutely, positively is not capable of refraining from shouting it from the rooftops.  There's no way this self-aggrandizing egomaniac skipped an opportunity for massive political capital for himself and his party that so desperately needs some good optics on race and immigration. 

It's tantamount to Donald Trump doing the right thing and not telling anyone.  There's just no way.

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I think Matt misunderstood "Un Cubano Boy" for "Un Cabana Boy" and is now just stuck with this order.  

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So Matt was dating his parents employee and adopted her brother. Broke up with her, and the parents bought her a car for working for 15 years.

not sure if any of that is true.

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  On 6/19/2020 at 2:13 PM, Pig Bellmont said:

The fact that Nestor wasn’t invited to Gaetz’s swearing in ceremony pretty much kills the whole “son” thing, and supports the whole “secret lover” thing

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"A dead girl or a live boy."
 

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  On 6/20/2020 at 10:32 PM, henrygandorf said:

she looks like a cuban winnie cooper.

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You mean like like Cuban Winnie Cooper, like Cuban Winnie Cooper?  

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  On 6/18/2020 at 11:26 PM, Brisketexan said:

Yeah, I think that Gaetz overstated and lied when he called Nestor his "son"....but I'm not sure that anything sinister really has happened between Gaetz and Nestor.  I'd have to see more info.

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Nothing sinister about a healthy, gay relationship



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