17 year-olds, Dude.

[DaysOff 8219]

If there is a more punchable face in America, I haven't seen it.

That other dude he was dancing with.

[Fudge Nuggets 19473]

#FreeNestor

[Gil Bang 26247]

 

[Chooky 13341]

Ronald Reagan was a libtard?

[atomheartbevo 90669]

6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

If I was a liberal strategist, I'd be working the social media to encourage more Republicans to toss aside "yesterday's Republican Party" just like Gaetz.

[Biff Tannen 46197]

51 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

lol holy shit.  welp, just saying out loud what we already knew.

[YChang 3571]

Annnd Donald would probably still call him by the wrong name.

[TexArcher 39075]

6 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Yeah!  Fuck all that Compassionate Conservatism and Family Values bullshit we used to pretend to care about!  I'm gonna start wearing my hood in public and writing keep-quiet checks to all the people I wasn't supposed to fuck up the butt!  Trump for life, y'all! 

 

Edited December 29, 2020 by TexArcher
Nestor is one of the good ones, tho. He stays.

[henrygandorf 29229]

12 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

[HenryJames 67456]

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

Pooooooooor Nestor

[burntorangebongos 10826]

Wait, he asked her to marry him? I thought he was trying to date Tiffany. 

[Grade of D as in David 13256]

35 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Wait, he asked her to marry him? I thought he was trying to date Tiffany. 

Maybe Tiffany wasn't down with being a beard?

[TheStoicPaisano 9953]

If it’s a beard, Butthead was smart enough to gold-dig his way into a possible war chest. That’s Palmer Luckey’s (Oculus founder) sister, and Palmer is probably the top GOP donor under 30. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

3 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

If it’s a beard, Butthead was smart enough to gold-dig his way into a possible war chest. That’s Palmer Luckey’s (Oculus founder) sister, and Palmer is probably the top GOP donor under 30. 

Pretty generous to donate his sister as a beard

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

If it’s a beard, Butthead was smart enough to gold-dig his way into a possible war chest. That’s Palmer Luckey’s (Oculus founder) sister, and Palmer is probably the top GOP donor under 30. 

Well, he IS a complete douchebag so I guess he's living up to the thread title.

[tx 3 putt 78736]

5 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

If it’s a beard, Butthead was smart enough to gold-dig his way into a possible war chest. That’s Palmer Luckey’s (Oculus founder) sister, and Palmer is probably the top GOP donor under 30. 

 

lulz of course she is 

[Underdog 29211]

She'll be fucking Nestor in no time, if she isn't already.  

[Guest Lobo]

Nest'er?  I barely know her!  

What a tangled web we weave, Congressman.  

[Gil Bang 26247]

2 hours ago, Underdog said:

She'll be fucking Nestor in no time, if she isn't already.  

Probably already is, and Matt "Fallwell's" it in the corner while it's happening. 

[brown water 3789]

On 12/22/2020 at 2:28 PM, Beau Vine said:

Chick in red is pretty hawt, but she doesn't realize Gaetz is gay...

 

Edited January 2, 2021 by brown water

[Beau Vine 55884]

[NameAlreadyInUse 5175]

I just noticed this, but Matt Gaetz has little tiny shoulders, even with those shoulder pads he has buried in that tacky suit.

[Guest Lobo]

17 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I wonder who'd win in a wrestling match between those two?  

And seriously Congressman Gaetz, what is with that suit?  Jordan's a tool but he fills out a dress shirt and picks age-appropriate neckties.  You, on the other hand sir, look like you were offered one ride in a DeLorean time machine.  And you burned the trip to go back just a few years to buy a suit at Chess King and pickup a teenage Cuban boy.  

[Beau Vine 55884]

 

[Beau Vine 55884]

[Sawbonz 28243]

On 12/30/2020 at 10:06 PM, HenryJames said:

 

I imagine that’s how I looked when I was 8 and my great aunt that smoked 2 packs a day would kiss me hello

[Beau Vine 55884]

That's the blondo in the karaoke video who scratched his back and he didn't like it.  She's a babe, waaaaay too hawt to be a beard...

 

[DaysOff 8219]

Poor thing. She's too young and dumb to know she's the beard.

[High Plains Drifter 11192]

 

what happened to her upper lip?

 

 

[Hmbre97 6337]

27 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

That's the blondo in the karaoke video who scratched his back and he didn't like it.  She's a babe, waaaaay too hawt to be a beard...

 

[Beau Vine 55884]

all-timer here:

 

[Guest Lobo]

Was Sean about to insult former VP Cheney for wearing TV makeup during interviews?  Bold and stupid fucking move for Hannity.  

Cheney could have Hannity killed in a "car accident" tomorrow and nobody would bat an eye.  

[aggie08 21846]

Fox News (and other cable news) and social media has destroyed politics not just for the obvious reasons of locking people into their disinformation bubbles, but because they've made all of these fucking low-level political dweebs think they're fucking rockstars. 15 years ago, no one outside of his state knows who this douche is, and the world is better for it.

[Beau Vine 55884]

 

[Js1 87274]

Dick Cheney needs to take Gaetz hunting to talk some things out. 

[High Plains Drifter 11192]

42 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Fox News (and other cable news) and social media has destroyed politics not just for the obvious reasons of locking people into their disinformation bubbles, but because they've made all of these fucking low-level political dweebs think they're fucking rockstars. 15 years ago, no one outside of his state knows who this douche is, and the world is better for it.

 

I wish I didn't know who he was.

 

[High Plains Drifter 11192]

 

 

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1353543478299545600

 

edit: why won't the tweet imbed? somebody help me, I'm old and scared.

edit #2: Now it embeds as a link. Bork bork bork

Edited January 26, 2021 by High Plains Drifter

[Beau Vine 55884]

 

[hayden_horn 11402]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Was Sean about to insult former VP Cheney for wearing TV makeup during interviews?  Bold and stupid fucking move for Hannity.  

Cheney could have Hannity killed in a "car accident" tomorrow and nobody would bat an eye.  

nah, he's insulting liz cheney, a woman, for wearing makeup. because she insulted him for wearing too much makeup.

a little internecine republican fuckery is about to go down, and i'm here for it

[PsychMike 1553]

 

 

[Biff Tannen 46197]

7 minutes ago, PsychMike said:

 

 

He literally looks like Butthead in every picture.  Also looks like he's trying to remember how to stand like a human.  Much like his orange god.

[Guest Lobo]

Matt heard the term "Sack Suit" awhile back and decided that is what sophisticated men wear.  Then a few years go by, he joins Congress and has a few bucks to spend on wardrobe, and he misremembers the term he heard and asks the tailor, "I'm a giant sack in need of a suit."  

[bolverk 30366]

It has been said that "Washington is Hollywood for ugly people." I think we're going to have to eventually amend that to include "stupid" with this new crop of GOPers. 

[Underdog 29211]

Was he invited or go on his own accord?  Shouldn't this cocksucker worry more for his constituents than Liz Cheney? 

[sidis 10019]

On 1/13/2021 at 11:14 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

what happened to her upper lip?

 

 

or her bottom lip for that matter.  worst blowjob ever.

[HenryJames 67456]

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19317]

[Biff Tannen 46197]

11 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Don’t insult Jonah. 

[Beau Vine 55884]

"Jonah Matt, you're not even a man. You're like an early draft of a man, where they just sketched out a giant mangled skeleton, but they didn't have time to add details, like pigment or self-respect. You're Frankenstein's monster, if his monster was made entirely of dead dicks." 

Edited January 28, 2021 by Beau Vine