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1 hour ago, Satchel said:

If some of the Magalitia are willing to publicly accuse Gaetz of child sexual assault, one can only imagine what they’re saying about him privately.

“Matt…. you still got those digits?”

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On 4/21/2024 at 12:01 PM, atomheartbevo said:

The huddle grew so heated, that at one point, Van Orden – a Johnson ally who decided to step in and provide backup for the speaker – told Gaetz to “kick rocks, tubby.”

“I’m a retired Navy Seal, and Navy Seals only go places with a swim buddy, and the speaker didn’t have a swim buddy,” Van Orden told CNN, recounting the exchange. “So he didn’t ask me to come over there. I went and was his swim buddy.”

 

swim buddy? wtf? Is that what they are calling it now?

 

 

 

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1 hour ago, High Plains Drifter said:

“I’m a retired Navy Seal, and Navy Seals only go places with a swim buddy, and the speaker didn’t have a swim buddy,” Van Orden told CNN, recounting the exchange. “So he didn’t ask me to come over there. I went and was his swim buddy.”

I’m starting to think Navy Seals are a bunch of dorks. Hawkins would be ashamed 

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Well Naval Intelligence isn't what it used to be.  

I honestly wonder if he couldn't be primaried by a more moderate Republican.  I know, I know every GOP'er is evil and donating millions to a high single digit +R is the Democratic playbook.  But he is losing allies in the party and right quick.  It's not gonna flip until 2032.  And the party would love to get rid of this shitstain since he's no longer a viable fundraiser.  Just curious what may happen this cycle.  probably nothing.  But surely by 2026.  

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God dammit, Leeroy. 

Yeah it was posted on our Class FB page. Then it was removed. Maybe it was too early to announce? Hopefully. The guy mentioned was a very good guy but I haven’t seen him in some time. I don’t think he went full MAGA.
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6 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

I’m as amazed at Gaetz’s ill fitting suits as much as anything.  

Well, excuse Matt!   the Pensacola Chess King outlet store isn't what it used to be, okay Mr. Money Bags?  

(note to self, send Matt to my tux guy at Pensacola Men's Wearhouse before Junior Prom season)

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17 minutes ago, Mittens said:

 

I, bolverk of Surly Horns, do hereby publicly accuse Matt Gaetz of many misdeeds and wrongdoings.

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3 hours ago, Mittens said:

 

 

The Botox is giving off some HUUUGGGGEEEE Dracula vibes my man.

Best you stay away from the MAGA beauty school friendo.

There's no one who's made it to the other side without looking like a batman villian.

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On 4/29/2024 at 6:43 PM, Rimbo said:
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Yacko and Wacko. Hat tip.

And Dot. The Warner Brothers and Sister.

Also known as: Matt Gaetz's dating prospects.

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And Dot. The Warner Brothers and Sister.
Also known as: Matt Gaetz's dating prospects.
Pretty sure I could sing that entire intro song.

Totally insaney.

That show and Ren and Stimpy hit a pretty narrow demographic when quoting in the wild. But when ykyk.
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9 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

misuse of meme, -1 internet point. yours is not a controversial opinion

I would make an argument that it could be interpreted as everyone trying to get the mike so they can be the one to scream “would”

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1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

misuse of meme, -1 internet point. yours is not a controversial opinion

 

high quality GIF

I mean, I definitely get off short, chonky, powerful chicas with brains and pizzazz. But this is definitely not everyone's thing by a long shot.

 

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:

I would make an argument that it could be interpreted as everyone trying to get the mike so they can be the one to scream “would”

Oh, but in that case, Longhorn_Fan68 would be entirely correct, because that's not what that meme is for.

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I saw Crockett next to a guy I know to be 6'0" and she appeared to be about 5'8" by comparison, though probably in fancy dress shoes as is customary in Congress.  She is 99% in my wheelhouse.  

And yeah, I thought the "Would" meme served two purposes.  For women that were definitely not that attractive but still had something about them (usually dirty).  Or attractive women that were complete vile human shitstains but you still want to do the hate-fuck to them.  Like you don't use the "Would" meme on Liz Hurley or Selma Hayek, that's not a bold move to want to bang a 10 who absolutely knows what she's doing in bed.  But like a Lauren Boebert or a Mae Whitman (her?), that would qualify the meme.  I dunno.  I was told there'd be nudes of all the above.

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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

I saw Crockett next to a guy I know to be 6'0" and she appeared to be about 5'8" by comparison, though probably in fancy dress shoes as is customary in Congress.  She is 99% in my wheelhouse.  

And yeah, I thought the "Would" meme served two purposes.  For women that were definitely not that attractive but still had something about them (usually dirty).  Or attractive women that were complete vile human shitstains but you still want to do the hate-fuck to them.  Like you don't use the "Would" meme on Liz Hurley or Selma Hayek, that's not a bold move to want to bang a 10 who absolutely knows what she's doing in bed.  But like a Lauren Boebert or a Mae Whitman (her?), that would qualify the meme.  I dunno.  I was told there'd be nudes of all the above.

Yeah, I guess... I did not expect the appeal to be as universal as it is.

I mean. Definitely would. Didn't expect competition.

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There is no competition for Jasmine Crockett.  Only me and a series of losers.  And I guess her husband.  I'm starting to hold him the same regard as Brad Hall at this point.  

 I mean, I get that most of us out-kicked our coverage.  But I was at one point decent looking and funny.  Then there's some dudes that just fall ass-backwards into marriages with sexy, intelligent, funny, sexy (again) women and you look at the guy like, him?  Really?  That man?  Okay, but I'm over here if you need me madam...nobody needs to know.  

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