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Well we are just assuming [mention=5898]Balcones[/mention] isn’t underage because otherwise yeah looks Ike  Gaetz might fuck em…
Not to cross the streams to much but read about all the female supporters in court for Luigi Mangiones arraignment… Balcones gonna do the same for Gaetz if/when he sees the inside if a court room?

He ain’t seeing the inside of a courtroom. This report being made public is going to be as good as this gets.
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13 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Roy Moore is pre-MAGA. It's like when you look in the dinosaur book and before T-Rex they show a few big amphibians and giant roaches. That's where Roy goes.

Remember, he managed to screw the pooch in one of the most MAGA states after Trump won.

I wonder what he is doing now? Grifting or still losing, one or the other.

wherever he is, he's probably waving around that little LadySmith pistol. 

I wonder if he still has that lawyer...the one that's a JEEEEEWWWWWW

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14 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Roy Moore is pre-MAGA. It's like when you look in the dinosaur book and before T-Rex they show a few big amphibians and giant roaches. That's where Roy goes.

Remember, he managed to screw the pooch in one of the most MAGA states after Trump won.

I wonder what he is doing now? Grifting or still losing, one or the other.

Have there been any more acting roles for him?  He killed in this movie - quite Oscar-worthy:

 

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1 hour ago, Shut up Lou Holtz said:

Do any of the Gaetz supporters have daughters? You are ok with this guy fucking your 17 year old daughter. Totally cool. Probably drugged your kid too. Fuck off with all that shit

Do any of the Mel Reynolds supporters have daughters? You are ok with this guy fucking your 16 year old daughter. Totally cool. Probably drugged your kid too. Fuck off with all that shit  

And then to have Bill Clinton grant him clemency?  And pull the race card?  

So far, Gaetz is just missing the indictment, conviction, race card, and clemency/pardon to catch up with you Democrats.  

 

In August 1994, Reynolds was indicted for sexual assault and criminal sexual abuse for engaging in a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old campaign volunteer that began during the 1992 campaign.[2] He also faced charges of child pornography for asking the underage campaign worker to obtain "lewd photographs of another girl who was age 15" and obstruction of justice for convincing one of the girls involved to lie to authorities.[11] Despite the charges, he continued his campaign and was re-elected in November without opposition.[2] Reynolds initially denied the charges, which he claimed were racially motivated.

 

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28 minutes ago, Balcones said:

Do any of the Mel Reynolds supporters have daughters? You are ok with this guy fucking your 16 year old daughter. Totally cool. Probably drugged your kid too. Fuck off with all that shit  

And then to have Bill Clinton grant him clemency?  And pull the race card?  

So far, Gaetz is just missing the indictment, conviction, race card, and clemency/pardon to catch up with you Democrats.  

 

In August 1994, Reynolds was indicted for sexual assault and criminal sexual abuse for engaging in a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old campaign volunteer that began during the 1992 campaign.[2] He also faced charges of child pornography for asking the underage campaign worker to obtain "lewd photographs of another girl who was age 15" and obstruction of justice for convincing one of the girls involved to lie to authorities.[11] Despite the charges, he continued his campaign and was re-elected in November without opposition.[2] Reynolds initially denied the charges, which he claimed were racially motivated.

 

Who is supporting Reynolds in this thread or any thread?  Fuck yourself.

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1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Who is supporting Reynolds in this thread or any thread?  Fuck yourself.

It happened 30 years ago before the Internet. So it’s all ok. Reynolds then went to work for Jessie Jackson Jr, who apparently can’t write. Reynolds continues to commit crimes and serve time until Hillary Clinton’s husband pardoned him.  

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30 minutes ago, Balcones said:

It happened 30 years ago before the Internet. So it’s all ok. Reynolds then went to work for Jessie Jackson Jr, who apparently can’t write. Reynolds continues to commit crimes and serve time until Hillary Clinton’s husband pardoned him.  

Who is supporting Reynolds?  We know who is supporting Butthead, but who is supporting Reynolds?

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1 hour ago, Balcones said:

Do any of the Mel Reynolds supporters have daughters? You are ok with this guy fucking your 16 year old daughter. Totally cool. Probably drugged your kid too. Fuck off with all that shit  

And then to have Bill Clinton grant him clemency?  And pull the race card?  

So far, Gaetz is just missing the indictment, conviction, race card, and clemency/pardon to catch up with you Democrats.  

 

In August 1994, Reynolds was indicted for sexual assault and criminal sexual abuse for engaging in a sexual relationship with a 16-year-old campaign volunteer that began during the 1992 campaign.[2] He also faced charges of child pornography for asking the underage campaign worker to obtain "lewd photographs of another girl who was age 15" and obstruction of justice for convincing one of the girls involved to lie to authorities.[11] Despite the charges, he continued his campaign and was re-elected in November without opposition.[2] Reynolds initially denied the charges, which he claimed were racially motivated.

 

Good deflection. Literally repeating what I said without even knowing I condemn all aspects of that. Fuck off 

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1 hour ago, Balcones said:

It happened 30 years ago before the Internet. So it’s all ok. Reynolds then went to work for Jessie Jackson Jr, who apparently can’t write. Reynolds continues to commit crimes and serve time until Hillary Clinton’s husband pardoned him.  

That guy sucks too. See how easy this all is. You literally just have to say that sex with underage people is bad.

Amazing that you can’t seem to do it. Is there something you’d like to tell us about yourself?

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4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

wherever he is, he's probably waving around that little LadySmith pistol. 

I wonder if he still has that lawyer...the one that's a JEEEEEWWWWWW

 

4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Have there been any more acting roles for him?  He killed in this movie - quite Oscar-worthy:

 

I gotta admit I have been blissfully unaware of Roy's doings since the Great Alabama Butt Whoopin of'17.

Butt here's my guess, based on the past 4 or 5 scams he ran:

Sanctimonious outrage at something > Dramatic Grandstanding > Adults in his own party shut him down > Meemaw sends him money. 

Check your elders' bank activity, kids.

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On 12/24/2024 at 9:00 AM, C-Man said:


He ain’t seeing the inside of a courtroom. This report being made public is going to be as good as this gets.

All this also took him out of the federal govt.  He would have been stealing taxpayers money for decades.  He can grift maga losers now.  Fuck him and them. 

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