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2 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Haha this guy is a fucking idiot. Venmo transactions bringing him down is hilarious. When I re-up I usually put a potted plant emoji in the comment line as a joke might have to change that up 

That's still better than typing in "compensation for doing crimes and shit."

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The ability for Trumpers to continually project their own shit on liberals is amazing.  

Trumpers: "Hunter Biden is a coked up sex fiend doing shady stuff online." Enter Matt Gaetz.

I guess the great authors are right -- it's always best to write about what you know. 

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1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

Haha this guy is a fucking idiot. Venmo transactions bringing him down is hilarious. When I re-up I usually put a potted plant emoji in the comment line as a joke might have to change that up 

I usually use the broccoli emoji, but now I just do private transactions. I ain't no snitch

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1 hour ago, honolulu horn said:

The ability for Trumpers to continually project their own shit on liberals is amazing.  

Trumpers: "Hunter Biden is a coked up sex fiend doing shady stuff online." Enter Matt Gaetz.

I guess the great authors are right -- it's always best to write about what you know. 

So this is an old fascist propaganda technique. Whatever you are guilty of, accuse your enemies of it. They’ll spend so much time and energy defending themselves that, once your own crimes surface, the public will be worn out on the issue and will view legitimate accusations against you as sour grapes or as evidence for a lazy bothsideser view of politics. 

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1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

What I'm constantly amazed by is that human beings have been on this planet for millennia, yet there's always some asshole who thinks he's going to game the system with the intellectual equivalent of the old grade school playground standby of "force field!!!"  

You're going down son.  Ain't no new tricks the FBI hasn't seen.

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4 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

The ability for Trumpers to continually project their own shit on liberals is amazing.  

Trumpers: "Hunter Biden is a coked up sex fiend doing shady stuff online." Enter Matt Gaetz.

I guess the great authors are right -- it's always best to write about what you know. 

Gaslighting is one of the very few things they are sorta good at. The others are ratfucking, obstruction, and voter suppression. 

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2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

What I'm constantly amazed by is that human beings have been on this planet for millennia, yet there's always some asshole who thinks he's going to game the system with the intellectual equivalent of the old grade school playground standby of "force field!!!"  

You're going down son.  Ain't no new tricks the FBI hasn't seen.

These assholes are almost always the guys born on third base who've always gotten away with all kinds of shit because of daddy's money and power. Then they eventually go a bridge too far. 

Being in Trump's orbit probably reinforced that mindset bigly. 

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2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

What I'm constantly amazed by is that human beings have been on this planet for millennia, yet there's always some asshole who thinks he's going to game the system with the intellectual equivalent of the old grade school playground standby of "force field!!!"  

You're going down son.  Ain't no new tricks the FBI hasn't seen.

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12 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Does Daily Beast have receipts/screenshots? A little curious why I've not seen the smoking gun itself yet. 

They have stuff they aren’t releasing because of the ages of those involved.  Sounds like the girl(s) were IDed.  

I am disappointed that Surly did not find out who the porn actress was.  

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17 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

They have stuff they aren’t releasing because of the ages of those involved.  Sounds like the girl(s) were IDed.  

I am disappointed that Surly did not find out who the porn actress was.  

we may not know who she is, but there's a good chance that most of us have jacked it to her videos

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23 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

They have stuff they aren’t releasing because of the ages of those involved.  Sounds like the girl(s) were IDed.  

I am disappointed that Surly did not find out who the porn actress was.  

Seems like they could have obscured the name, but whatevs. Also kind of weird that they didn't ID the girl because she turned 18 a few months before the incident. I guess there's a grace period after turning 18 before the media will identify your hooking.

So unless I'm missing something, with the venmo we don't have Gaetz dead to rights on an underage girl just yet. I'm guessing the Beast doesn't know the ages of the other two girls yet?

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57 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Ouch, Matt....  Better call Nestor to rub some aloe on that sick burn.  Jackie Walorski not only co-signed it as the ranking member, she authored most of it.  She's not only a Republican, but she came up in Indiana politics alongside Mike Pence...the only guy to gargle Trump's ballsack as enthusiastically as you.  And she couldn't fucking wait to sell you down river. 

You got big fucking problems when the Ethics committee member with the biggest hard-on to bring you down isn't a Democrat, but a middle-aged Karen from Indiana.  Matt, buddy...you fucked up.  All she does is ethical inquiries, VA legislation, and spend time as a church elder back in Indiana at an Assemblies of God megachurch.  Do you know what she does there?  Speaks in tongues and tries to force out drug addiction and sexual deviancy from parishioner's souls.  What the fuck you think she's gonna do to you, raper of teenagers?  She transferred colleges in undergraduate to Taylor University because her other school allowed dancing and cigarettes on campus and that was a bridge too far for her.  You couldn't have drawn a worse lot if you tried fuckface.  

She's going to use you as political chum to bait the Democrats, "See what I'm willing to do to a deviant sinner of my own party, imagine what I'll do to you next."  

Wow Matt, get yourself an 8-ball some Hooters girls this weekend and live it up.  Your life is effectively over come Monday.  

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2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Ouch, Matt....  Better call Nestor to rub some aloe on that sick burn.  Jackie Walorski not only co-signed it as the ranking member, she authored most of it.  She's not only a Republican, but she came up in Indiana politics alongside Mike Pence...the only guy to gargle Trump's ballsack as enthusiastically as you.  And she couldn't fucking wait to sell you down river. 

You got big fucking problems when the Ethics committee member with the biggest hard-on to bring you down isn't a Democrat, but a middle-aged Karen from Indiana.  Matt, buddy...you fucked up.  All she does is ethical inquiries, VA legislation, and spend time as a church elder back in Indiana at an Assemblies of God megachurch.  Do you know what she does there?  Speaks in tongues and tries to force out drug addiction and sexual deviancy from parishioner's souls.  What the fuck you think she's gonna do to you, raper of teenagers?  She transferred colleges in undergraduate to Taylor University because her other school allowed dancing and cigarettes on campus and that was a bridge too far for her.  You couldn't have drawn a worse lot if you tried fuckface.  

She's going to use you as political chum to bait the Democrats, "See what I'm willing to do to a deviant sinner of my own party, imagine what I'll do to you next."  

Wow Matt, get yourself an 8-ball some Hooters girls this weekend and live it up.  Your life is effectively over come Monday.  

No way Gaetz is reading all that.

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2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Jackie Walorski not only co-signed it as the ranking member, she authored most of it.  She's not only a Republican, but she came up in Indiana politics alongside Mike Pence...the only guy to gargle Trump's ballsack as enthusiastically as you.  And she couldn't fucking wait to sell you down river. 

You got big fucking problems when the Ethics committee member with the biggest hard-on to bring you down isn't a Democrat, but a middle-aged Karen from Indiana. 

That is actually very surprising. He should be pretty concerned, because everybody knows that this is going to get it out there in front of even more people (except for Fox News viewers).

Edit: FoxNews.com actually has 3-4 stories running on the front page.  This is not going well for Gaetz.  He probably shouldn't have tried to drag Tucker down with him.

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6 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

So this is an old fascist propaganda technique. Whatever you are guilty of, accuse your enemies of it. They’ll spend so much time and energy defending themselves that, once your own crimes surface, the public will be worn out on the issue and will view legitimate accusations against you as sour grapes or as evidence for a lazy bothsideser view of politics. 

Remember this, it’s very important. 

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9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

That is actually very surprising. He should be pretty concerned, because everybody knows that this is going to get it out there in front of even more people (except for Fox News viewers).

Edit: FoxNews.com actually has 3-4 stories running on the front page.  This is not going well for Gaetz.  He probably shouldn't have tried to drag Tucker down with him.

Their whole exchange, except for Matt being completely unable to read the room, cracked me up as it reminded me of a scene.  And I cannot remember what movie it was but it's a guy who is on the hot seat and his buddy is there in the room, and he says something like, "I mean, I didn't think they were hookers.  I know I didn't pay them...(looking at friend across room who is pissed off to even be there, dragged into this shit)...did you pay them?"  It was some 90's or early 2000's comedy.  But reminds me of Gaetz and Tucker.  

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