17 year-olds, Dude.

[Biff Tannen 46192]

5 hours ago, Captainant said:

he's like the more sad version of tucker carlson lmao

Briscoe Cain

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

9 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Not a good sign when politicians are discussing the exact age of consent and the precise definition of prostitution. 

It's completely normal for them. They are so accustomed to reframing every last little thing to their advantage that they have not stopped to consider the larger picture much less an ethical one. Whether it is sedition, insurrection, conservatism, socialism, prostitution, they see it as something to which there is a 'play' in the manual that must be run in order to win the game. Figure out the play so you can get through the line. Period. That is what winning is. Not ethics, not compassion, not humanity, not legality, and forget the Constitution--that's like one of those specialty plays you run when you're desperate.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13741]

I'm surprised that someone hasn't yet raised the defense that this is all locker room talk, or boys will be boys.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13741]

3 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Briscoe Cain

Briscoe Cain and Harlan Hill have great names for a Western but I don’t believe either could get laid in a whore house. 

[washparkhorn 9974]

11 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Briscoe Cain and Harlan Hill have great names for a Western but I don’t believe either could get laid in a whore house. 

Jenna says hold my big gulp of boxed wine . . . 

[Guest Lobo]

I see Jenna still suffers from the incurable Resting Insurrectionist Face.  

Although there is no known cure, federal prison can help.  

[Underdog 29210]

Rude.  Very rude. 

[South Austin 53237]

44 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I'm surprised that someone hasn't yet raised the defense that this is all locker room talk, or boys will be boys.

I know, right?  When I was in high school we used to traffic underage girls in the locker room all the time.

[Guest Lobo]

Were you in "Just One of the Guys" movie? 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

49 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I'm surprised that someone hasn't yet raised the defense that this is all locker room talk, or boys will be boys.

Jim Jordan says, "absolutely keep my name and locker rooms out of this." "I'm serious Joel."

[Guest Lobo]

Maybe one day, we'll hear a positive story involving Jim Jordan and an athletic locker room.  

Seriously, Congressman Jordan is one more headline away from having Sandusky use him as an example at a parole hearing.

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1279]

56 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Briscoe Cain and Harlan Hill have great names for a Western but I don’t believe either could get laid in a whore house. 

Is there any evidence Briscoe Cain would WANT to?

[Pescado_Rojo 19592]

4 minutes ago, TheRealRonWeaver? said:

Is there any evidence Briscoe Cain would WANT to?

didn't he go to pray away the gay camp? See, now he's a totally straight guy who totally thinks about banging hot chicks all day every day...bro....[whispers] Am I doing this right? [/whispers]

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16 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Pro Tip - If you morph into “Actually, let’s debate age of consent guy”? LOG OFF THE FUCKING INTERNET.

We are just talking about here in 2021, and not say back in 2001, right?  Because if so, I'm asking on behalf of a friend that maybe we should slow our roll.

[DigglerontheHoof 21561]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Fat.  Very fat.

Fify

[ChiTownDoc 21347]

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

This is a guy who will sing like a canary to try and reduce his sentence(s).

I mean the guy's fucking attorney admit that Gaetz should be very nervous.  At a press conference.  LOL. Gaetz is definitely up shit creek.  I suppose there's a way to get out since we don't see any indictments yet but he's definitely in some seriously deep shit.  And that's a damn shame. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19468]

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

This is a guy who will sing like a canary to try and reduce his sentence(s).

Or wind up dead before he can cut a deal.  Don't forget that very real possibility.

[Pescado_Rojo 19592]

15 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Or wind up dead before he can cut a deal.  Don't forget that very real possibility.

I can't wait to hear how that will be Hillary Clinton's fault. 

[Hookah Horns 3089]

8 hours ago, Captainant said:

he's like the more sad version of tucker carlson lmao

He's like an advanced iteration of Tucker, after he finds the answers to all the questions and mysteries that make him perpetually appear confused. 

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1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I mean the guy's fucking attorney admit that Gaetz should be very nervous.  At a press conference.  LOL. Gaetz is definitely up shit creek.  I suppose there's a way to get out since we don't see any indictments yet but he's definitely in some seriously deep shit.  And that's a damn shame. 

Yeah, when his attorney said Gaetz should be nervous, it felt like that was a bit of a signal to Gaetz to try and help him out somehow.

Dotard is out of power though, and this all started on his watch, with his DOJ anyways.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5171]

3 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Briscoe Cain and Harlan Hill have great names for a Western but I don’t believe either could get laid in a whore house. 

Briscoe spent his entire high school career in Deer Park dating guys according to what I read back when he first came to my attention.  I think currently he's married to a female stripper, but that's after he prayed away the gay, or more likely, he found a beard that will leave him alone to fuck guys but that will pretend to be married to him so he doesn't lose his family or, even more likely, their eventual inheritance.  

Bet he was easy to find on Grindr in PA when he was up saving the country from Biden during the voting counts.

[Francisco 2.0 32607]

4 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I'm surprised that someone hasn't yet raised the defense that this is all locker room talk, or boys will be boys.

Oh, it's coming.

Along with some leaked photos of the girl(s) from high school or some such, in casual wear, so others can chime in how they were "asking for it" because of how they dressed.

 

 

[Cousin Strawberry 1281]

1 hour ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Briscoe spent his entire high school career in Deer Park dating guys according to what I read back when he first came to my attention.  I think currently he's married to a female stripper, but that's after he prayed away the gay, or more likely, he found a beard that will leave him alone to fuck guys but that will pretend to be married to him so he doesn't lose his family or, even more likely, their eventual inheritance.  

Bet he was easy to find on Grindr in PA when he was up saving the country from Biden during the voting counts.

This is all true.  He was an openly gay, male cheerleader in high school. A very sympathetic but confused classmate asked him a lot of questions on twitter about why he was now straight and conservative and it was backed up by multiple people that went to school with him. Obviously, he did not respond. 

Weird how these guys reinvent themselves to get elected.  

Who is the great big fat person in the Texas leg who is anti-marihuana but then got outed seeking to purchase it?  His body is shaped like Chet from Weird Science when he is transformed into a turd.

 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

...His body is shaped like Chet from Weird Science when he is transformed into a turd.
 

had a long day at work, a brutal workout, just got back from my meeting and i haven’t had a damn thing to eat yet. i’m tired, sore and hangry.

but this shit here made me legit laugh shat...

[956 Worldwide 35600]

4 hours ago, Cousin Strawberry said:

This is all true.  He was an openly gay, male cheerleader in high school. A very sympathetic but confused classmate asked him a lot of questions on twitter about why he was now straight and conservative and it was backed up by multiple people that went to school with him. Obviously, he did not respond. 

Weird how these guys reinvent themselves to get elected.  

Who is the great big fat person in the Texas leg who is anti-marihuana but then got outed seeking to purchase it?  His body is shaped like Chet from Weird Science when he is transformed into a turd.

 

Was he really completely open in high school?  He's not that much younger than I am and it's amazing how much things changed as far as social acceptability in about 7-10 years.  I don't recall anyone who was openly gay in my Texas high school and can't imagine that it was much different in Deer Park around the turn of the millennium.  

[C-Man 27806]

26 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Was he really completely open in high school?  He's not that much younger than I am and it's amazing how much things changed as far as social acceptability in about 7-10 years.  I don't recall anyone who was openly gay in my Texas high school and can't imagine that it was much different in Deer Park around the turn of the millennium.  

Had no idea he might've actually been gay until I read the last few posts. Found this on Google: https://www.transadvocate.com/is-briscoe-gun-nut-cain-a-closet-queen_n_31514.htm

[956 Worldwide 35600]

10 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Had no idea he might've actually been gay until I read the last few posts. Found this on Google: https://www.transadvocate.com/is-briscoe-gun-nut-cain-a-closet-queen_n_31514.htm

Yeah, that kind of confirms my thoughts.  Even that tweet said "everyone knew" and "he wasn't exactly closeted. He was a male cheerleader."  

Like I said, he's not that much younger than me.  We had plenty of kids who "everyone knew"--- but not a damn one of them would have actually said in public "I am gay" as a high school kid in a smaller and pretty conservative Texas town at that point in time. I bet the same was true for this guy in Deer Park, it was an open secret but a secret nonetheless.

It's good that times have changed and fewer kids feel like they have to make those types of compromises which can have lifelong impacts. 

[Patrick Bateman 3982]

Since last year..... ouch.

 

[NWBuck 8630]

6 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Since last year..... ouch.

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

They're already on this...

Project Veritas, the group that believes it's better to ask forgiveness than permission has a video out and it's going across the RW universe:

https://thenationalpulse.com/breaking/leaked-video-shows-cnn-director-admitting-matt-gaetz-stories-are-democrat-propaganda/

 

because PV has a knack for taking videos out of context, difficult to say what the actual context and content was. Also, it's CNN so infotainment and not exactly a hot take.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34106]

if it were just Democratic propaganda, why would the FBI be involved? why would the accomplice be singing? all of that is untrue? sorry, PV has lost any and all credibility a while ago. 

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

25 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

if it were just Democratic propaganda, why would the FBI be involved? why would the accomplice be singing? all of that is untrue? sorry, PV has lost any and all credibility a while ago. 

Well, yeah, that was my point but it hasn't stopped the 'true' believers. PV are hacks and have been hacks since the Swift Boat Veterans days.

[staboner 5098]

1 hour ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Since last year..... ouch.

 

liars laying with liars, something something

I JUST DIDN'T SEE A BACKSTABBING ON THE MENU

here's tom with the weather

[SaucyJack 3520]

On 4/12/2021 at 3:35 PM, South Austin said:

I know, right?  When I was in high school we used to traffic underage girls in the locker room all the time.

So you were Aledo before Aledo?

[DigglerontheHoof 21561]

Arrest still "imminent"?  

[Bullneck 19549]

17 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Arrest still "imminent"?  

I posted on the Rudy thread a tweet that his indictment was imminent.  That was about three months ago.  This is taking longer than waiting for Rush to croak.

[Bullneck 19549]

1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

They're already on this...

Project Veritas, the group that believes it's better to ask forgiveness than permission has a video out and it's going across the RW universe:

https://thenationalpulse.com/breaking/leaked-video-shows-cnn-director-admitting-matt-gaetz-stories-are-democrat-propaganda/

 

because PV has a knack for taking videos out of context, difficult to say what the actual context and content was. Also, it's CNN so infotainment and not exactly a hot take.

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[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

You saw that, too?

So whose email did you substitute for your own? Fitlump? Big Dan Rodinger?

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[Post Oak 20570]

29 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

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2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

I posted on the Rudy thread a tweet that his indictment was imminent.  That was about three months ago.  This is taking longer than waiting for Rush to croak.

Pos rep, thanks for the reminder and bringing a smile to my face.

[ChuckNorrisActionJeans 2692]

oo-ooh chile posting's gonna get easier

 

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This is a local Florida station, apparently a lot of investigative reporters in Florida are chasing Gaetz.

[Celery Man 21100]

Man I hope he gets blown up.

 

I graduated in the mid 2000s and I remember at least one openly gay theater dude. He did a whole Technicolor dream coat production for the goofy male pageant thing. There were some colorguard dudes who were obviously gay as well. In retrospect, glad I got to know guys like that back then. I’ve evolved a lot as I’ve been to different places and worked with different people, I’m glad I didn’t need to do any evolving on the “some people are gay and they are definitely just gay and they are also ok” front.

[LABEVO 928]

18 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

This is a local Florida station, apparently a lot of investigative reporters in Florida are chasing Gaetz.

[J.R. Juniors Junior Jr. 1113]

Whoa!

https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/14/politics/gaetz-parties-women-drug-use-sex-payments/index.html

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Women detail drug use, sex and payments after late-night parties with Gaetz and others

By David Shortell and Paula Reid, CNN

 

Updated 7:11 AM ET, Wed April 14, 2021 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Orlando, FL (CNN)The first thing some of the women were asked to do when they got to the house parties in the gated community in suburban Orlando was to put away their cellphones, according to two women in attendance who spoke to CNN in recent days. The men inside, a who's who of local Republican officials that often included Rep. Matt Gaetz, did not want the night's activities documented. 

The partygoers, at times dressed in formal wear from a political event they'd just left, mingled and shared drugs like cocaine and ecstasy. Some had sex.

Gaetz, the brash Republican, liked to discuss politics, said one of the women. He behaved like a "frat type of party boy," she said, sometimes taking pills she believed were recreational drugs. 

Details of the parties, which have not been previously reported, were described to CNN by two women who attended several of them over the past few years. Both spoke on condition of anonymity.

 

The behavior of Gaetz and the other high-powered men at the events, and a pattern of digital payments that followed, will likely be items of interest to the Justice Department as part of its probe of Gaetz that includes allegations of sex trafficking and prostitution. 

Federal investigators are examining whether Gaetz engaged in a relationship with a woman that began when she was 17, according to people familiar with the investigation. The investigators have also pursued allegations from witnesses and other evidence that Gaetz may have used cash and drugs in his dealings with the young women.

 

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Official flag of Florida?

[Underdog 29210]

" I'm not a monk!"