Attorney General Nominee and underage poon aficionado Matt Gaetz

[TDunk 590]

Alt right Alt Right Alt Right.

[fattyflattie 4636]

Youtube suggested I watch a Kimmel clip from Tucker Carlson and Gaetz.  It was funny af.  MG: You remember the girl I brought to dinner?  TC: I have no recollection of such events.   LOL   If you want to see a complete train wreck from both Carlson and Gaetz, give it a watch. 

[Mole 4320]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

He's not charismatic enough for Fox.

Maybe Nickelodeon is more his speed.

[Degenerate Gardner 4081]

32 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Youtube suggested I watch a Kimmel clip from Tucker Carlson and Gaetz.  It was funny af.  MG: You remember the girl I brought to dinner?  TC: I have no recollection of such events.   LOL   If you want to see a complete train wreck from both Carlson and Gaetz, give it a watch. 

Crazy idea here: You could provide a link.

[Mdhorn 5911]

 

[fattyflattie 4636]

5 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

Crazy idea here: You could provide a link.

Too deep into a music playlist and unwilling to fuck that up for Tucker Carlson and this pedo. 

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I still don’t get the retiring to Newsmax thing.  Did he think by changing careers all this shit would just magically disappear?

Sometimes it works, but in general, not after this much of a depraved story gets out there. Many an unresolved, mysterious "I just want to spend more time with my family" type resignation has some story behind it we will never know. With Gaetz it has the look of a Hail Mary -- "I'll resign! Just make it stop!"

Nope, cat's out of the bag now...

 

[atomheartbevo 89424]

22 minutes ago, Mole said:

Maybe Nickelodeon is more his speed.

[Degenerate Gardner 4081]

11 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Too deep into a music playlist and unwilling to fuck that up for Tucker Carlson and this pedo. 

Tanks fer nuttin

 

 

[Bama Chick 28596]

He’s been digging the hole deeper and deeper for months and it’s all falling down around him.

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

He’s been digging the hole deeper and deeper for months and it’s all falling down around him.
 

I thought he started talking about Nestor when someone from the Lincoln Project brought up the issue.

[Bullneck 18987]

From Twitter (not sure if that's a 17 yo or not. Also not sure what's going on with her braces):

 

 

 

Edited April 2, 2021 by Bullneck

[Bullneck 18987]

 

 

[South Austin 52144]

I still think this douchebag is getting re-elected in a landslide. That’s what the last several years have done to me.

[Bojack 2073]

8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

What the fuck? He was already indicted for other shit last summer, so he decides it would be a good idea to submit false claims for pandemic relief.

Holy fuck, this guy must have some kind of seriously fucked up compulsive disorder to think that would be a good idea.

I think a lot of these dumbshits, from office holders to Capitol rioters, thought they were about to skate on everything because Trump was going to be king for life.  

[OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys 2059]

Those Seeking Arrangements sites are gross.  I don’t know how anyone can participate in them and have any confidence they aren’t both engaging in prostitution and creating an electric evidence trail of doing so.  Then he’s actually paying them via apps?

[WhatTheBuck 28711]

55 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I still think this douchebag is getting re-elected in a landslide. That’s what the last several years have done to me.

Plus it’s Florida. I gave up on them when the Parkland shooting failed to move the needle at all. 

[Gil Bang 25897]

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

I’m absolutely shocked @Onboard 2.0 and crew aren’t here expressing their concern regarding these allegations. Shocked.

[Al_4_ISU 12409]

1 hour ago, South Austin said:

I still think this douchebag is getting re-elected in a landslide. That’s what the last several years have done to me.

Yeah, if he isn't jail, in he's getting re-elected.  Republicans literally don't care at all what their politicians do.  Name any horrific person you can, and if they ran for office as a Republican in a Republican dominated district anywhere in this country, they're going to win.  Period.

[SydneyCarton 47876]

3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I thought he started talking about Nestor when someone from the Lincoln Project brought up the issue.

I remember him bringing up Nestor because of a heated debate he got in on the house floor. A congressman was talking about what it was like to have a black son, emotionally, and not know if they’d come home from a jog. I *believe* gaetz went into some All Sons Lives Matter type bullshit, and the congressman countered with “do you have a son, Matt?” And he angrily shot back “Yes I Do!” And this started the whole Nestor explaining. 

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

5 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

I’m absolutely shocked @Onboard 2.0 and crew aren’t here expressing their concern regarding these allegations. Shocked.

Fuck you. If you actually knew 1% of what you thought you did you'd be a better person. Strive for that please....

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

Fuck you. If you actually knew 1% of what you thought you did you'd be a better person. Strive for that please....

It doesn’t take a rocket surgeon to recognize your total hypocrisy. Just own it. You’re entirely driven by the (R) or (D) following the name.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

1 minute ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

It doesn’t take a rocket surgeon to recognize your total hypocrisy. Just own it. You’re entirely driven by the (R) or (D) following the name.

EXHIBIT A ^^.  

Hey when you decide to come back to the country, and participate we'll talk till then piss off.  For the record I've voted cross party in several elections in Va.  for local as well as federal offices. You've opted to leave because America was toxic for you, good luck with that.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

2 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

EXHIBIT A ^^.  

Hey when you decide to come back to the country, and participate we'll talk till then piss off.  For the record I've voted cross party in several elections in Va.  for local as well as federal offices. You've opted to leave because America was toxic for you, good luck with that.

Your lack of concern regarding these allegations is noted.

we now eagerly await your incessant posting the next time a (D) is caught up in similar allegations.

[Onboard 2.0 9083]

3 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Your lack of concern regarding these allegations is noted.

we now eagerly await your incessant posting the next time a (D) is caught up in similar allegations.

My lack of concern is only for your ignorant posts.  Let's hear you go off on a D someday.. that's doubtful...

[Aqua Buddha 14508]

1 hour ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

Those Seeking Arrangements sites are gross.  I don’t know how anyone can participate in them and have any confidence they aren’t both engaging in prostitution and creating an electric evidence trail of doing so.  Then he’s actually paying them via apps?

Always use cash.  Always.

[DigglerontheHoof 21061]

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Always use cash.  Always.

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

2 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

My lack of concern is only for your ignorant posts.  Let's hear you go off on a D someday.. that's doubtful...

Like the Coumo thread where myself and virtually every other poster has resoundingly said he should be removed from office and prosecuted if the allegations are true?

[OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys 2059]

R's just kicked Moore and Sassy out on similar grounds.  Not an overwhelming number of them, but enough to make him lose.

[Nice Guy Eddie 13412]

Clock is ticking on this guy. He’s pissed off too many people in his own party which can ultimately doom you when your poor/illegal behavior comes to light.

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

22 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

My lack of concern is only for your ignorant posts.  Let's hear you go off on a D someday.. that's doubtful...

Shitty poster is shitty.  Go back to your safe space, fuckboi.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13546]

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

From Twitter (not sure if that's a 17 yo or not. Also not sure what's going on with her braces):

 

 

 

Please be customized Gaetz Face braces.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33843]

goddamn if that's not what it looks like. shopped?

[YChang 3430]

17 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

goddamn if that's not what it looks like. shopped?

I sincerely hope so. Otherwise ewww. EWWWWWwwwww

[gmr548 16509]

Color me shocked that MG has to pay for sex

[tchookem 3900]

Color me shocked that MG has to pay for sex

I don't know that he has to pay for sex. There are plenty of women that'll fuck men with an ounce of notoriety. He pays for the discretion. The fact that he can't successfully navigate that arrangement just shows his incompetence. Incompetence is very on-brand for today's GOP.

EDIT: From what I know of the story, HER discretion wasn't the problem. He's the dipshit that can't keep quiet.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5106]

11 hours ago, UTGrad98 said:

His dad's name is don gaetz.

 

 

 

Wow, I didn't realize he was Larry Sanders' producer.  That explain the money.

[tx ind 6999]

2 hours ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

Those Seeking Arrangements sites are gross.  I don’t know how anyone can participate in them and have any confidence they aren’t both engaging in prostitution and creating an electric evidence trail of doing so.  Then he’s actually paying them via apps?

[Aqua Buddha 14508]

16 minutes ago, tchookem said:

I don't know that he has to pay for sex. There are plenty of women that'll fuck men with an ounce of notoriety. He pays for the discretion. The fact that he can't successfully navigate that arrangement just shows his incompetence. Incompetence is very on-brand for today's GOP.

EDIT: From what I know of the story, HER discretion wasn't the problem. He's the dipshit that can't keep quiet.

 

If you want discretion, you don't go the Sugar Baby (or whatever it's called).  You go with a pro.

[Beau Vine 54000]

11 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

What the fuck? He was already indicted for other shit last summer, so he decides it would be a good idea to submit false claims for pandemic relief.

Holy fuck, this guy must have some kind of seriously fucked up compulsive disorder to think that would be a good idea.

Nah, just another self-entitled Trumper who thinks the rules are for darker people.

[Brisketexan 104604]

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

I still think this douchebag is getting re-elected in a landslide. That’s what the last several years have done to me.

You're not wrong.

1 hour ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Yeah, if he isn't jail, in he's getting re-elected.  Republicans literally don't care at all what their politicians do.  Name any horrific person you can, and if they ran for office as a Republican in a Republican dominated district anywhere in this country, they're going to win.  Period.

When you understand that to the GQP base, defiance of ALL norms, including those norms that the rest of us call "you know, the basic fucking laws of the land," is a desired FEATURE, not a bug.  They WANT candidates who say "fuck you and your laws," because those people "tell it like it is," and "talk like us," and are "salty sailors" who "won't bow to the 'deep state.'"

Criminality and refusal to follow even the most elementary codes of human decency are PROS, not cons.  Once you accept that, then you fully understand the modern GQP.

[tchookem 3900]

If you want discretion, you don't go the Sugar Baby (or whatever it's called).  You go with a pro.

Thus the incompetence.

[Tuco 5076]

29 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Nah, just another self-entitled Trumper who thinks the rules are for darker people.

This.  He seems legitimately surprised that having a sugar-daddy relationship with an underage girl might put him in prison.  Above everything else, he is just so fucking stupid. 

[Michael Knight 12896]

 

[Post Oak 20184]

6 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

The ship be sinking

[hpslugga 4044]

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Shitty poster is shitty.  Go back to your safe space, fuckboi.

BUT AL FRANKEN!!!!

[Biff Tannen 45494]

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

When you understand that to the GQP base, defiance of ALL norms, including those norms that the rest of us call "you know, the basic fucking laws of the land," is a desired FEATURE, not a bug.  They WANT candidates who say "fuck you and your laws," because those people "tell it like it is," and "talk like us," and are "salty sailors" who "won't bow to the 'deep state.'"

Criminality and refusal to follow even the most elementary codes of human decency are PROS, not cons.  Once you accept that, then you fully understand the modern GQP.

Yep.  They don't want to be a part of society and I say we let them go.  Or force them to go.  By whatever means necessary.

[TexasEd 8064]

4 hours ago, Bullneck said:

From Twitter (not sure if that's a 17 yo or not. Also not sure what's going on with her braces):

 

 

 

I bet he gets off having a girl give him a beej while her braces have his face on them.

That's a pretty kinky fetish. Wonder if the goal is to out kink each other.  Who is in the lead?

• Mike Pence and his "mother" /Oedipus complex
• Jerry Falwell Jr watching the pool boy pound his wife
• Ladybug
• Trump and Ivanka
• This guy?

Edited April 2, 2021 by TexasEd

[Nice Guy Eddie 13412]

22 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

 

 

15 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

The ship be sinking

Exactly. They’ve been having to comment on whether gaetz pays for sex or shares nude photos woof women he claimed to have slept with. I imagine that many comms directors or other staff aren’t in DC to be an employee of someone that is falling head first into a criminal/sex/creep scandal.