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1 hour ago, JimmyJames said:

One could make a decent argument that it was the most influential rap song of all time and actually changed black America. 

my goal as a criminal lawyer is to bring this to light and make it a constant consideration not only for my clients, but the African American and minority community as a whole.  
 

Latinos suffer from the same diseases in just as much silence as any other minority populace.  

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What sitcom is this?

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Real estate agent Marjorie Taylor and florist Lauren Roberts live in Orlando, sharing a multi-bedroom apartment with their roommate Eleanor.  When Eleanor decides to move out, two used car salesmen and a college dropout crash her going away party, and are found by Marjorie and Lauren the next morning, passed out in their bathroom.  Needing somebody to cover Eleanor's share of the rent, the women offer to let the three men move in with them.  The men quickly accept so that they have a place to stay other than the local YMCA.

However, overbearing landlord Stanley Roper refuses to allow mixed-gender groups of unmarried people to live together.  He grants the three men permission to move in only after Marjorie tells him that the men are gay.  Although Stanley's wife Helen quickly figures out that the three men are straight, she trusts them with the girls and keeps the secret from Stanley, who tolerates the men but mocks them. Frequently siding with the five roommates instead of her husband, Helen's bond with them grows through the couple's departure, leading into the spin-off, The Ropers.

The three men continue the charade when new building manager Ralph Furley takes over the apartment complex because Mr. Furley insists that his hard-nosed brother Bart (the building's new owner) would also never tolerate such living situations. Complications arise when one of the men eventually meets a love interest, Vicky Bradford, while the other two men discover that they in fact have feelings for one another, which leads into the spin-off Five's a Crowd!

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Matt:  "17 year old intern application from Kylie Rittenhouse?  Yes, please!"

Staffer:  "Actually, that's Kyle Rittenhouse.  It's a 17 year old male."  

Matt:  "Tell him we're full."  

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4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Matt:  "17 year old intern application from Kylie Rittenhouse?  Yes, please!"

Staffer:  "Actually, that's Kyle Rittenhouse.  It's a 17 year old male."  

Matt:  "Tell him we're full."  

I believe you've misread the purpose. Nestor is old news and becoming long in the tooth to be scout/wingman. Kyle is no looker, but his infamy will attract young people who wish to be close to infamy.

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57 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

why does everybody's head look misshapen?

 

It's called the "Gaetz" filter.  You'd have it on your phone if you ponied up for a new one.  It makes everybody's head/hair taller, but also gives you the aura of an insatiable pedophile. 

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4 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:


Frighteningly accurate.

Gaetz is not someone who is in the mentor category for much that is legal, if you know what I mean. So, at his very best Mat is looking to use Rittenhouse for the celebrity/publicity that going on tour at venues would bring as others mentioned. The msm will put it on blast and it will get broadcast over social and other media forms. And that's Matt at his very best. And all that's mostly good for is Matt Gaetz. But Rittenhouse doesn't seem quite as savvy as his close-in-age cohort Cawthorn, although I suppose he could learn. He didn't strike me as particularly  astute but maybe he doesn't have to be. Only good enough for people in his district to vote for him, whether its for local, state, or national politics. Those that have mentioned Rittenhouse as being similarly situated as George Zimmerman are on target, except Rittenhouse is so young, that I see it could either end up very much like that, or the sound and fury could go hard for a while and then he becomes another asterisk in one of 2020s misfortunes.

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7 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

I’ve taken the @Brisketexan of “imagine your worst nightmare and multiply it by a billion. There ya go.” Like of thinking and my god has it been spot on. Of course a congressman wants that little shit as his intern. Good fucking god how stupid and immature are these people?

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Am I the only one, and sure I am not, that sees a photo like that with a powerful person like that (well, okay it's Prince Andrew, but you understand me here) and figures for every one like that there are several in someone's possession that are far far more compromising?

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Or several that existed.
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OK, Ghislane and  . . . who are the other two?

4 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Am I the only one, and sure I am not, that sees a photo like that with a powerful person like that (well, okay it's Prince Andrew, but you understand me here) and figures for every one like that there are several in someone's possession that are far far more compromising?

OK, gotta brush up on my royals.  Is that one of the teenage girls Ghislane groomed for him?

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London (CNN)Prince Andrew faces a pre-trial conference in his sexual abuse case at a New York district court on Wednesday, as his legal team attempts to turn the tables on his accuser, Virginia Giuffre.

Giuffre alleges that she was forced to perform sex acts with the royal -- claims Andrew denies. His attorneys are hoping the case is thrown out, having filed a motion to dismiss.

 

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On 10/23/2021 at 8:25 PM, Mileslong said:

What sitcom is this?

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Fiends

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke

America’s broke

democracy’s D.O.A.
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or your election year

But……

 

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9 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I read that as "forced" like their mom's pushed them out so hard and violently that the 5 heads happened,.   And it made a whole more sense.

Not quite.  There was a doctor in the East Texas town that I lived in many years ago who used forceps to position and pull babies out.  After the heads were out, he would grab their heads with the forceps and "help" the baby come out.  Said it kept the mothers from working too hard.  There were several people in town with mis-shappened heads from his efforts.  Legend has it that he pulled the heads off of a couple of babies doing this, but of course no one confirmed anything.

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1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

The cast of Hot Dog:  The Movie or an actual hot dog?

He meant an actual hot dog, of course.  Shannon Tweed was in Hot Dog The Movie, and she's incredibly intelligent, so of course the movie has a higher IQ than those 5 dipshits.  And Shannon Tweed is really damn intelligent.  Have I mentioned how intelligent Shannon Tweed is?

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