Attorney General Nominee and underage poon aficionado Matt Gaetz

[Guest Lobo]

I wonder which toe-less wonder can kick the ball farther, MTG or Tom Dempsey?  

[South Austin 52144]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

I wonder which toe-less wonder can kick the ball farther, MTG or Tom Dempsey?  

MTG. Because Tom Dempsey is dead, Jim.

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

[AnTiM 1659]

8 hours ago, South Austin said:

MTG. Because Tom Dempsey is dead, Jim.

Long live Star Trek.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13546]

11 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Translation: "This is just like Matt Gaetz."

QAnon, Pedo Hunters: *crickets*

[4th&Five 41461]

 

[Biff Tannen 45495]

And still not arrested. 

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14 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

And still not arrested. 

Yeah, but he's married.

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Also, she can't be compelled to testify against him.

[Underdog 28457]

Does that mean when they get divorced she gets half of his prison rations? 

[Beau Vine 54003]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Also, she can't be compelled to testify against him.

[Beau Vine 54003]

 

[UDontKnow 10439]

I laughed entirely way too hard at this tweet.

 

[Chooky 13302]

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Also, she can't be compelled to testify against him.

That's very romantic.

[Underdog 28457]

Was the reception held at Chuck E Cheese? 

[Paul Wesley 3277]

Did they register for a nice set of shivs?

[tx 3 putt 76387]

And still no charges 

[Bevo14 8274]

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Also, she can't be compelled to testify against him.

Gaetz gonna marry everybody 

[atomheartbevo 89447]

1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

Gaetz gonna marry everybody 

Well, he married rich, so A) she can't be compelled to testify against him (as mentioned) and B) if there were no prenups he may have access to a lot more money for better lawyers.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19093]

So....

 

Also, I think that there are some other things that are exempt from that spousal privilege.  

[Sawbonz 27434]

In the replies

 

[Blotto 23434]

9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Well, he married rich, so A) she can't be compelled to testify against him (as mentioned) and B) if there were no prenups he may have access to a lot more money for better lawyers.

Her brother is rich due to oculus, but I'm not sure she has all that much money. 

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4 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

So....

Also, I think that there are some other things that are exempt from that spousal privilege.  

 

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4 hours ago, Blotto said:

Her brother is rich due to oculus, but I'm not sure she has all that much money. 

I had heard somewhere that she had a piece of that.  Even a small piece would be more than Matt has.  Even if she doesn't, she's traveling in the same circles as some very wealthy folks, based on her social media.

Looking around, I came across this.

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According to her LinkedIn, Ginger is currently a student at Harvard Business School Online, where she is studying sustainable business strategy. She previously studied economics and accounting at the University of Santa Barbara between 2012 and 2016. Currently, Ginger works as a food analyst for the company Apeel in Santa Barbara in California. She’s been with the company since last year.

“My company went totally remote in March so I can do my financial analytics from anywhere,” she told the outlet. “So I have been traveling with him everywhere. I am his travel buddy.”

Alex, what is "what if Fitlump had a wealthy brother?"

[Bama Chick 28596]

Was the reception held at Chuck E Cheese? 

Nah, Gymboree.

[Hmbre97 6297]

5 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

So....

 

Also, I think that there are some other things that are exempt from that spousal privilege.  

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

2 more weeks, guys.

[brakeman 28248]

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

2 more weeks.  Imminent.

[Biff Tannen 45495]

No more bumping unless he's dead, how bout that?

[bluto 4893]

No more bumping unless he's dead, how bout that?

So we gotta wait til after he wins the presidency?

[Biff Tannen 45495]

11 minutes ago, bluto said:

So we gotta wait til after he wins the presidency?

This doesn't look like a "he's dead" bump.   Shit, now I just bumped it. 

[Bama Chick 28596]

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

40 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

Yawn. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19151]

It’s adorable that the comments to that tweet think something will come out of this. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21063]

I fucking knew this bump would be much ado about nothing.   Imminent arrest, my ass. 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

8 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I fucking knew this bump would be much ado about nothing.   Imminent arrest, my ass. 

[Brisketexan 104624]

It’s adorable that the comments to that tweet think something will come out of this. 

There are no consequences for members of The Party, because The Party is bigger than any laws, any system, any country. The Party is supreme, and can only be obeyed, never defied. Do not doubt the Holy Truth, apostates and heretics.

[Brisketexan 104624]

It’s adorable that the comments to that tweet think something will come out of this. 

There are no consequences for members of The Party, because The Party is bigger than any laws, any system, any country. The Party is supreme, and can only be obeyed, never defied. Do not doubt the Holy Truth, apostates and heretics.

[Mdhorn 5911]

So basically, Dems are going to use all their time as Congressional majority, investigating and when it's time for trial, their time as majority will be up.  Does this seem accurate?  Is the real trial just going to be held over twitter in the public eye?  Just going to run out the clock pretending to do something meaningful for Democracy.  Everyday there's a new Gotcha headline with no end, trial, repercussion in sight and subpoena's that seemingly don't mean shit.    

      

How off am I?  Because I don't want to be anywhere near correct. 

[Burt 4062]

3 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

So basically, Dems are going to use all their time as Congressional majority, investigating and when it's time for trial, their time as majority will be up.  Does this seem accurate?  Is the real trial just going to be held over twitter in the public eye?  Just going to run out the clock pretending to do something meaningful for Democracy.  Everyday there's a new Gotcha headline with no end, trial, repercussion in sight and subpoena's that seemingly don't mean shit.    

      

How off am I?  Because I don't want to be anywhere near correct. 

[Slacks 6791]

Nobody is investigating anybody because lots of somebodies are in on it...  allegedly.

[C-Man 27055]

Don Lemon is a total chucklefuck but this clip is unbelievable.

https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2021/09/30/matt-gaetz-mark-milley-dons-take-dlt-vpx.cnn

[Burt 4062]

That asshat cannot die soon enough. And I wish it could happen at the hands of Milley. With Trump watching while awaiting his turn.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33843]

sorry, no arrest, but this self-own is ALMOST as good:

 

[Sbbruin 21737]

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

sorry, no arrest, but this self-own is ALMOST as good:

 

That's glorious (why does my phone try to autofill "gloryhole" when I type glorious?  I've been hacked!!)

[Upgrayedd 5806]

6 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

That's glorious (why does my phone try to autofill "gloryhole" when I type glorious?  I've been hacked!!)

Trying to figure out why mine autofills "dumpsterslut" when I type "dumpster fire"

[Underdog 28457]

Mine also does dumpsterslut whenever I type Guilfoyle. 

[Biff Tannen 45495]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

sorry, no arrest,

negged

[Born to Run 6567]

That's glorious (why does my phone try to autofill "gloryhole" when I type glorious?  I've been hacked!!)

You sir, must be a closeted aggie mascarading as a left coaster. The only boat you really own is a jonboat.