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3 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

So unless I'm missing something, with the venmo we don't have Gaetz dead to rights on an underage girl just yet. I'm guessing the Beast doesn't know the ages of the other two girls yet?

I saw something that said they were young as well (not underage though). Knowing Daily Beast, I'm wondering if they are trying to line up interviews with the girls, and keeping the names secret because of that.

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4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Their whole exchange, except for Matt being completely unable to read the room, cracked me up as it reminded me of a scene.  And I cannot remember what movie it was but it's a guy who is on the hot seat and his buddy is there in the room, and he says something like, "I mean, I didn't think they were hookers.  I know I didn't pay them...(looking at friend across room who is pissed off to even be there, dragged into this shit)...did you pay them?"  It was some 90's or early 2000's comedy.  But reminds me of Gaetz and Tucker.  

I think it was Wedding Singer when Steve Buscemi is doing the drunk toast at the wedding. “I guess they were prostitutes, but I don’t remember paying.”

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Maybe when the lead accusation against you is raping children...back off bragging about how much time you're spending in public parks.  

Posted
8 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Gaslighting is one of the very few things they are sorta good at. The others are ratfucking, obstruction, and voter suppression. 

They used to be good at ratfucking.   Even that skill is a diminishing art.

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I like how they’re both practicing how to place their hands upon the prison visitation glass.  
 

Boat Drinks!

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Posted
7 hours ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

NOTHING BEATS LIGHTNING BOLT!!! 😠😠😠

you must not have played AD&D or Wizardry

 

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2.  Daern's Instant Fortress AND a Bag of Holding AND Time Stop

put the cube (the fortress) in the bag.  cast time stop.  speak the fortress command word.  move 1000 feet away during the time stop.

the moment you are 1001 feet away time stop automatically ends.  the fortress will activate inside the bag and rip space time, diameter/radius per the DM.

 

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5 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

i saw Chess at the Prince Edward Theatre in August '88.   obscure trivia, the 2 dudes from ABBA wrote/produced.

i took a girl named Lizzie, she was either DDD or KG, and i never got her last name.  i wonder whatever happened to her.

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54 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

you must not have played AD&D or Wizardry

 

3. Prismatic Spray

i once took out Hastur as a 17th-level Illusionist with a Prismatic Spray.

 

2.  Daern's Instant Fortress AND a Bag of Holding AND Time Stop

put the cube (the fortress) in the bag.  cast time stop.  speak the fortress command word.  move 1000 feet away during the time stop.

the moment you are 1001 feet away time stop automatically ends.  the fortress will activate inside the bag and rip space time, diameter/radius per the DM.

 

1. Tiltowait

unlimited thermonuclear yield contained in a 10' x 10 ' x 10' box.  don't leave home without it.

 

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9 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

you must not have played AD&D or Wizardry

 

3. Prismatic Spray

i once took out Hastur as a 17th-level Illusionist with a Prismatic Spray.

 

2.  Daern's Instant Fortress AND a Bag of Holding AND Time Stop

put the cube (the fortress) in the bag.  cast time stop.  speak the fortress command word.  move 1000 feet away during the time stop.

the moment you are 1001 feet away time stop automatically ends.  the fortress will activate inside the bag and rip space time, diameter/radius per the DM.

 

1. Tiltowait

unlimited thermonuclear yield contained in a 10' x 10 ' x 10' box.  don't leave home without it.

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Posted
9 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

Daern's Instant Fortress AND a Bag of Holding AND Time Stop

put the cube (the fortress) in the bag.  cast time stop.  speak the fortress command word.  move 1000 feet away during the time stop.

the moment you are 1001 feet away time stop automatically ends.  the fortress will activate inside the bag and rip space time, diameter/radius per the DM.

I’m not buying that. Maybe your DM sucked. 

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Johnny Carson as Carnac, "Ride or Die.......Ride or Die." 

(opens envelope, blows it open, and removes card)

Johnny Carson as Carnac, "The options a nude Matt Gaetz gives his underage call girl when she comes out of the bathroom."  

Posted
12 minutes ago, Underdog said:

IOW, right in Matt's wheelhouse. 

What is also in Matt's wheelhouse is that her brother (Palmer) left the company he founded, Oculus, and started a defense company named Anduril which makes autonomous drones and sensors with the military in mind. ( I believe the Air Force awarded them a contract. I'm sure Gaetz sitting on the Armed Services Committee is just a coincidence. Palmer apparently funded Reddit trolls dedicated to electing Trump. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/sep/23/oculus-palmer-luckey-funding-trump-reddit-trolls

 

Posted
4 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

I appreciate his commitment to tweeting through it.

He thinks the "silent majority" is growing louder everyday.

Where was this "silent majority" last November? Because the people he is referring to acted and voted like a loud minority last November, and then back in January, they acted like a loud minority that didn't get their way.

 

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Posted
13 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

To somebody whose family can afford some high quality criminal defense lawyers.

We'll see how ride or die she really is when the shithammer comes down for real. This right now is just the pre-season of his misery. 

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Posted
13 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He thinks the "silent majority" is growing louder everyday.

Where was this "silent majority" last November? Because the people he is referring to acted and voted like a loud minority last November, and then back in January, they acted like a loud minority that didn't get their way.

 

FBI should encourage the “silent majority”’of sex predators to stage a support rally for Gaetz.



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