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2 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

I get him not indicting cheeto, but what was really fucking dumb was his decision to not detail his crimes based on the reasoning that cheeto wouldn't be able to defend himself. 

He should’ve made Trump testify under oath. He should’ve investigated Trump’s business dealings. (Apparently he thought the FBI was doing that and they thought Mueller was doing it so no one did it.) He should’ve come out publicly when Bill Barr said that Mueller found no evidence of collusion and said that collusion isn’t a legal term so it wasn’t possible to do that and Barr was acting politically, not as an agent of the Justice Dept. when he made that statement. But most of all should’ve never, ever let Trump get away with answering a handful of written questions as his only testimony in the most egregious instance of foreign intrusion into an election in American history. Of course Trump lied. That’s what he does. 

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"Hey man, you're not from here...you don't know how it is.  I grew up in L.A.  (Anaheim).  Whatever!"  

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58 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Why the fuck are these yahoos in California anyhow?

Because it's got better scenery than Georgia or Florida? (or in Florida's case, it's not drowned out by the Cuban protests).

It's the same reason you want to get your company to hold a conference in a beachside hotel, instead of at some Budget 8 hotel surrounded by a shitty strip mall in Dallas.  If somebody else is footing the bill (in this case, Republican donors), you always pick the nicest place you can find (that part of Cali is not the nicest, but it's close enough and they are probably staying somewhere nice).

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1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

Heh
 

How many of those people with signs were Gaetz staffers or otherwise paid to be there?

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19 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Because it's got better scenery than Georgia or Florida? (or in Florida's case, it's not drowned out by the Cuban protests).

It's the same reason you want to get your company to hold a conference outside of a landscaping business, instead of at some Budget 8 hotel surrounded by a shitty strip mall in Dallas.  If somebody else is footing the bill (in this case, Republican donors), you always pick the nicest place you can find (that part of Cali is not the nicest, but it's close enough and they are probably staying somewhere nice).

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Are pedoGaetz and MTG having it off on the campaign contributor's dime in the nice hotels they pay for?   Two rooms paid for, only one room used?

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12 minutes ago, Heisenberg said:

Are pedoGaetz and MTG having it off on the campaign contributor's dime in the nice hotels they pay for?   Two rooms paid for, only one room used?

She's a good 25 years too old for him.

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20 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Because it's got better scenery than Georgia or Florida? (or in Florida's case, it's not drowned out by the Cuban protests).

It's the same reason you want to get your company to hold a conference in a beachside hotel, instead of at some Budget 8 hotel surrounded by a shitty strip mall in Dallas.  If somebody else is footing the bill (in this case, Republican donors), you always pick the nicest place you can find (that part of Cali is not the nicest, but it's close enough and they are probably staying somewhere nice).

They're in fucking Riverside.

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Just now, Beau Vine said:

They're in fucking Riverside.

I mentioned they are not in the nicest part of Cali, but they kept getting booted from their OC venues and they had a Riverside council member call them out on twitter, so they picked it for the publicity and potential to fundraise ("WE'RE GONNA STICK IT TO THOSE COMMIE RIVERSIDERS!") If that city council member had not called them out, they probably would have kept on looking around.

I'm willing to bet their hotel is elsewhere.

It's pretty telling they didn't do it in Bakersfield, even though they might have had a bunch of Proud Boys and the like show up.  They wanted a California vacation that was paid for by somebody else.

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16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

She's a good 25 years too old for him.

He goes both ways on age.  She beats him up, whips him, then pegs him.  That pasty-ass pussy is the bottom on the rally trail with MTG.

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5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I mentioned they are not in the nicest part of Cali, but they kept getting booted from their OC venues and they had a Riverside council member call them out on twitter, so they picked it for the publicity and potential to fundraise ("WE'RE GONNA STICK IT TO THOSE COMMIE RIVERSIDERS!") If that city council member had not called them out, they probably would have kept on looking around.

I'm willing to bet their hotel is elsewhere.

It's pretty telling they didn't do it in Bakersfield, even though they might have had a bunch of Proud Boys and the like show up.  They wanted a California vacation that was paid for by somebody else.

They would have thrown them a ticker tape parade in Bakersfield, and they still wouldn't be caught dead going there.

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I'm not sure if you are familiar with Ohio State and it's awful shitty fans. The experience many Longhorn fans had in 2005 definitely affected perceptions of the state as a whole, right or wrong. 

2007 was wonderful. We beat tOSU January 8th for the BCS Football Title. It was glorious. Buckeye fans at my hotel giving me shit. I said - “We played LSU for homecoming…how about y’all?” 41-14 was unexpected.

Three months later we beat them in the National Championship Final for our basketball repeat title and the only joint BB FB Title in NCAA history.

They don’t like the Gators at all. But I think very fondly of them.

I doubt Gaetz watched either game.
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16 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:

2007 was wonderful. We beat tOSU January 8th for the BCS Football Title. It was glorious. Buckeye fans at my hotel giving me shit. I said - “We played LSU for homecoming…how about y’all?” 41-14 was unexpected.

Three months later we beat them in the National Championship Final for our basketball repeat title and the only joint BB FB Title in NCAA history.

They don’t like the Gators at all. But I think very fondly of them.

I doubt Gaetz watched either game.

Did you play on both the basketball AND football teams? What positions did you play?

Remember, just because your favorite team won a game, it doesn’t mean you’re not a loser. ;)

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1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Did you play on both the basketball AND football teams? What positions did you play?

Remember, just because your favorite team won a game, it doesn’t mean you’re not a loser. ;)

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I for one would like this gentlemen to help spearhead our Presidential Library Exploratory Committee.  

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Remember, just because your favorite team won a game, it doesn’t mean you’re not a loser.

Speaking of loser, I’m sorry tOSU chose to forfeit the right to play in a bowl game in what became your undefeated (12-0) 2012 season. Much better decision in 2011 to play and lose to the Gators - again - in the {checks notes} TaxSlayer Gator Bowl.

Given the passage of time, I think you’re taking those losses well buddy.
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On 7/17/2021 at 6:28 PM, Lobo said:

"Hey man, you're not from here...you don't know how it is.  I grew up in L.A.  (Anaheim).  Whatever!"  

dude, I have the gif upthread

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Every time I see this thread at the top, I click it hoping to learn that he's been arrested and he hanged himself in his cell with his bedsheet.

 

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54 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

dude, I have the gif upthread

Whatever man.  I kept our rep

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35 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Every time I see this thread at the top, I click it hoping to learn that he's been arrested and he hanged himself in his cell with his bedsheet.

 

This is true but I'd like some time to pass between when he's arrested and he hangs himself.  I'd like to savor it a bit...

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12 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

This is true but I'd like some time to pass between when he's arrested and he hangs himself.  I'd like to savor it a bit...

I would want him to live long enough to see Trump disavow him, and for Trump to tell everybody he didn't know who Matt Gaetz was.

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Yeah, that's not one of the somatotypes of a human body.  I thought maybe he had like two giant phones/phablets in his front pockets and kind of pushes them to the outside close to his hips, hence that effect.  That's where I push mine in jeans or shorts but it's a small 12mini.  His torso gets weird after his ribcage too.  it's not so much a spare tire (I know too well what those look like), but more of a side paunch thing.  Then his waist seems normal, then the hip thing with the bow legs as you point out.  A suit would hide most of that, but now that he's chilling in Riverside Chic...something is off about that man. 

Between his body type and MTG's feet...we may have to discuss the possibility of some procedures done by jewish space/plastic surgery lasers went awry.   

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7 hours ago, Lobo said:

Yeah, that's not one of the somatotypes of a human body.  I thought maybe he had like two giant phones/phablets in his front pockets and kind of pushes them to the outside close to his hips, hence that effect.  That's where I push mine in jeans or shorts but it's a small 12mini.  His torso gets weird after his ribcage too.  it's not so much a spare tire (I know too well what those look like), but more of a side paunch thing.  Then his waist seems normal, then the hip thing with the bow legs as you point out.  A suit would hide most of that, but now that he's chilling in Riverside Chic...something is off about that man. 

Between his body type and MTG's feet...we may have to discuss the possibility of some procedures done by jewish space/plastic surgery lasers went awry.   

Why do you think this dude has to pay chicks to fuck him?  He looks like Beavis, is built like a cat lady and has the personality of a regarded scorpion. 

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