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51 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Is any of this really frowned upon in Florida?

We haven't even begun to approach "unelectable" yet. Especially in his district.

Now if your mom shows up on his Venmo timeline all bets are off.

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14 hours ago, staboner said:

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I was at this game.  It was really freaking miserable.  I was at least smart enough to move out of the rain after the 1st quarter and eat my popcorn dry.

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Two things, Matt.  How does it go from "Putin" to "We"...and are you referring to the 16yo exotic dancer Destiny from Belize? 

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“Teen-nite, teen-nite is your night, bro!”

-M. Gaetz “Twins”

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

"Everybody's obsessed with me sex trafficking underage girls, but do y'all have any idea how many underage girls get banged after high school dances every year?  Pwned."

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6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

"Everyone's working to support the people evacuating the Ukraine, and are grateful for the generosity and kindness being shown by the countries who are welcoming them. It's time for the United States to show the same generosity and compassion to those at our southern border...."

 

"especially the young women... won't someone other than me think of the young women"

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Still not the bump that's needed. Did his investigation get squashed too?

I’m starting to think nothing is going to happen to any of them. They seemingly have Gaetz dead-to-rights and STILL can’t pull the trigger.
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4 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

Moron. Why would the chair allow this bullshit to continue?

 

Where's Will Smith when you need him?

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Gaetz, "I demand answers about Hunter Biden's laptop!"

Asst. Director, "Congressman, I don't know anything about that laptop. I was asked to testify regarding illegal cyber security threats."

Gaetz, "We need to see everything on it now or I'll demand your termination!  I want to talk laptops!" 

Asst. Director, "Very well, I've seen that your laptop contains photos of 17 year old girls in sexual situations." 

Gaetz, "Enough with this laptop talk, I demand answers about the vulnerability of our electrical grids!"  

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Hunter was never in government while the laptop was in his possession. It presumably is now powered down and even if not there is almost no chance it’s connected to the vast series of tubes. 
 

someone needs to tell this idiot to stfu

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I'm sorry, you say 'tubes'?  /peteholmes-exmen

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