Hey Mike Gundy, your favorite news channel has a new anchor!

[tchookem 3943]

I'm going with micropeen

I managed to procreate... or so my wife says.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34045]

[SimonBolivar 10989]

48 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

wut

[Biff Tannen 45941]

17 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I bet that walking frat paddle has paid for at least 5 abortions, though. 

That would mean he's had sex and I don't think that is a foregone conclusion.

[TheStoicPaisano 9946]

Dead girl or a live boy.

[Hiphopopotamos 21033]

The replies to this tweet are fucking golden:

 

[Hiphopopotamos 21033]

 

[Royalfan5 2382]

Just so I'm clear, Gaetz is definitively fucking his page, right? 

[HenryJames 66759]

 

[elfenix 34592]

He came from Cuba (legally, of course)

because all a cuban has to do to legally be here is to get here. 

[Biff Tannen 45941]

2 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

Just so I'm clear, Gaetz is definitively fucking his page, right? 

[Hugo Stiglitz 23367]

Lindsey Graham could have saved a ton of money.

[Hiphopopotamos 21033]

Is this Gaetz sister?

 

Its okay Matt, my great uncle was also a life long confirmed bachelor who also had a much younger cuban boy who lived with him most of his life.  

[Foosters 18124]

2 minutes ago, Hiphopopotamos said:

Is this Gaetz sister?

 

Its okay Matt, my great uncle was also a life long confirmed bachelor who also had a much younger cuban boy who lived with him most of his life.  

Yeah! How dare the media not know that my immigrant-hating, white GOP brother secretly adopted a Cuban man!

[henrygandorf 29206]

my friends all like to give me shit for not having any children.  mostly because i don't have any children.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34045]

so did Matt Gaetz come out yesterday? Happy pride month!

[kevwun 16091]

Wow, Gaetz just outed himself.  I don't know how he thought this would stand up to scrutiny.

Edited June 18, 2020 by kevwun

[hayden_horn 11387]

the venmo one...is weird.

this whole fucking situation is weird. i think matt gaetz was fucking this guy, something was going to come of it, and he manufactured this conflict and subsequent revelation as a way to head off the scandal at the pass. holy fucking shit, this guy.

[NWBuck 8607]

 

[Guest Lobo]

I’m confused.   How old is Nestor, now?

[Foosters 18124]

Just now, Lobo said:

I’m confused.   How old is Nestor, now?

old enough.

[henrygandorf 29206]

1 minute ago, Lobo said:

I’m confused.   How old is Nestor, now?

19 i think.

[TexArcher 38779]

Matt Gaytz, imo.

[4th&Five 41850]

 

[Guest Lobo]

That photo of him and Nestor in the Florida state house floor has to be from several years ago.  The young man had to already be 18+

[NameAlreadyInUse 5145]

37 minutes ago, Royalfan5 said:

Just so I'm clear, Gaetz is definitively fucking his page, right? 

It would appear so.

[Bama Chick 28596]

Y’all this timeline is BANANAS.

[Hiphopopotamos 21033]

 

[Foggy Notion 1202]

Just turned 19. So he was 14 or 15 when he served as a page in 2016. 

[Pig Bellmont 8821]

This is just so fucking weird. 

[Aqua Buddha 14745]

So, at 30 Gaetz "adopted" a teenage boy.

Also, the argument in the committee was about black children and here comes Gaetz with "my son is Cuban."  M'kay.

Edited June 18, 2020 by Aqua Buddha

[Bama Chick 28596]

[Royalfan5 2382]

1 minute ago, Aqua Buddha said:

So, at 30 Gaetz "adopted" a teenage boy.

Also, the argument in the committee was about black children and here comes Gaetz with "my son is Cuban."  M'kay.

An adopted teenage boy that he never mentioned before today as well. 

[Thrawn 538]

“off to university” ???

Wonder who runs his Twitter account? Sounds like it isn’t an American. Bygaw! First it was a foreigner kid and now he is giving jobs to Euros. Who da fuck does he think he is? God Bless America!

Seriously, he is from South Alabamastan (aka North Florida), that isn’t a phrase you here often there.

[hayden_horn 11387]

4 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

hahahaha holy shit "helper" as in "helps me get my rocks off." 

jesus, dude, nobody cares if you are gay, except every existing republican.

it's too much. it's just too much.

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34045]

8 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said:

This is just so fucking weird. 

seriously. the final season of America is bonkers

[Hiphopopotamos 21033]

 

[Foggy Notion 1202]

41 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

the venmo one...is weird.

this whole fucking situation is weird. i think matt gaetz was fucking this guy, something was going to come of it, and he manufactured this conflict and subsequent revelation as a way to head off the scandal at the pass. holy fucking shit, this guy.

As far as I can tell, this all started last night on Twitter with some guy looking through Gaetz’s Venmo friends which were public. It started with the tweet below, then another guy spots Nestor and screenshot it. People start commenting. A few hours later Gaetz comes out with the story about his son.

 

[kevwun 16091]

This is going to be glorious.

[Aqua Buddha 14745]

Maybe Lindsey Graham can "adopt" Matt Gaetz.

[Biff Tannen 45941]

23 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Y’all this timeline is BANANAS.

It isn't real.

[Aqua Buddha 14745]

1 minute ago, Foggy Notion said:

As far as I can tell, this all started last night on Twitter with some guy looking through Gaetz’s Venmo friends which were public. It started with the tweet below, then another guy spots Nestor and screenshot it. People start commenting. A few hours later Gaetz comes out with the story about his son.

 

Cash.  Always cash.  Fucking amateurs.

[kevwun 16091]

I can't wait for the tear filled press conference where Gaetz tries to explain all of this.

[SimonBolivar 10989]

By Gaetz logic since I'm married to a Mexican I can now tell an Inuit what it's like to be cold.

[TXSG8R 3362]

Just in case this wasn't all weird enough.  

[henrygandorf 29206]

katie hill, pioneering the science of wet blanketry. 
 

 

Edited June 18, 2020 by henrygandorf

[miguelito 11383]

She's fucking Nestor, too.

[Pig Bellmont 8821]

What politician has a secret son? There’s no way this is legit 

[Kermit 3162]

Katie’s just jealous that she didn’t fuck Nestor first.

[kevwun 16091]

There are 2 options.  He's gay or his district is so rascist that he thinks knowledge of his non-white child would be a detriment to his political career.

Edited June 18, 2020 by kevwun