Hey Mike Gundy, your favorite news channel has a new anchor!

[Beantown Express 2.0 6,584]

1 minute ago, South Austin said:

So I don't use Venmo.  But -- and believe me, this is purely a hypothetical -- when I write a check for $900, is it bad to put in the memo line "For minor women transported across state lines"?

Venmo may have a little emoji for that so you don't have to write it out.

[South Austin 52,928]

1 minute ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Venmo may have a little emoji for that so you don't have to write it out.

Could I just draw the emoji on the memo line?  Asking for a Republican friend from Florida.

[Chooky 13,334]

1 minute ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Venmo may have a little emoji for that so you don't have to write it out.

The Punky Brewster emoji followed with plus sign and black and white troll face.

[atomheartbevo 90,400]

 

[OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys 2,150]

1 minute ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Venmo may have a little emoji for that so you don't have to write it out.

👶🏼🍼🇺🇸➡️🇨🇦💰💰💸👩‍🦰🍆🍑💦💦

[atomheartbevo 90,400]

 

[Zepol87 9,301]

Haha this guy is a fucking idiot. Venmo transactions bringing him down is hilarious. When I re-up I usually put a potted plant emoji in the comment line as a joke might have to change that up 

[Chooky 13,334]

Whenever I want to pay for my illegal stuff in Florida I send a Florida Evans gif.

 

[Chooky 13,334]

2 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:

Haha this guy is a fucking idiot. Venmo transactions bringing him down is hilarious. When I re-up I usually put a potted plant emoji in the comment line as a joke might have to change that up 

That's still better than typing in "compensation for doing crimes and shit."

[Hagbard Celine 11,112]

16 hours ago, staboner said:

Qaggy? nah not quite

what about Aqqy? oh i like that one i think

aqqy

[Underdog 29,006]

Daddy Gaetz to Matty right about now... 

[Bullneck 19,400]

11 hours ago, Bojack said:

Well it ain't getting the creme de la creme of the chess world this time.

This show has everything except Yul Brenner.

[honolulu horn 6,191]

The ability for Trumpers to continually project their own shit on liberals is amazing.  

Trumpers: "Hunter Biden is a coked up sex fiend doing shady stuff online." Enter Matt Gaetz.

I guess the great authors are right -- it's always best to write about what you know. 

Edited April 9, 2021 by honolulu horn

[Hagbard Celine 11,112]

and it ain't ozzie and harriet either

[Beau Vine 55,628]

 

[LABEVO 928]

1 hour ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

Venmo may have a little emoji for that so you don't have to write it out.

👶👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Screenshot of his Venmo transactions

[4th&Five 41,851]

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34,048]

1 hour ago, Zepol87 said:

Haha this guy is a fucking idiot. Venmo transactions bringing him down is hilarious. When I re-up I usually put a potted plant emoji in the comment line as a joke might have to change that up 

I usually use the broccoli emoji, but now I just do private transactions. I ain't no snitch

[hookemATL 12,158]

18 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I usually use the broccoli emoji, but now I just do private transactions. I ain't no snitch

🌿😉🌳🔥💨

[BrickHorn 18,407]

1 hour ago, honolulu horn said:

The ability for Trumpers to continually project their own shit on liberals is amazing.  

Trumpers: "Hunter Biden is a coked up sex fiend doing shady stuff online." Enter Matt Gaetz.

I guess the great authors are right -- it's always best to write about what you know. 

So this is an old fascist propaganda technique. Whatever you are guilty of, accuse your enemies of it. They’ll spend so much time and energy defending themselves that, once your own crimes surface, the public will be worn out on the issue and will view legitimate accusations against you as sour grapes or as evidence for a lazy bothsideser view of politics. 

[Chad Fuck 18,034]

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

 

What I'm constantly amazed by is that human beings have been on this planet for millennia, yet there's always some asshole who thinks he's going to game the system with the intellectual equivalent of the old grade school playground standby of "force field!!!"  

You're going down son.  Ain't no new tricks the FBI hasn't seen.

Edited April 9, 2021 by Chad Fuck

[NameAlreadyInUse 5,147]

7 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

This is how to out your approximate age publicly.

 

 

Or else those that are really into obscure show tunes.

[Hookah Horns 3,089]

4 hours ago, honolulu horn said:

The ability for Trumpers to continually project their own shit on liberals is amazing.  

Trumpers: "Hunter Biden is a coked up sex fiend doing shady stuff online." Enter Matt Gaetz.

I guess the great authors are right -- it's always best to write about what you know. 

Gaslighting is one of the very few things they are sorta good at. The others are ratfucking, obstruction, and voter suppression. 

[WhatTheBuck 28,889]

Gaslight
Obstruct
Project

[Hookah Horns 3,089]

2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

What I'm constantly amazed by is that human beings have been on this planet for millennia, yet there's always some asshole who thinks he's going to game the system with the intellectual equivalent of the old grade school playground standby of "force field!!!"  

You're going down son.  Ain't no new tricks the FBI hasn't seen.

These assholes are almost always the guys born on third base who've always gotten away with all kinds of shit because of daddy's money and power. Then they eventually go a bridge too far. 

Being in Trump's orbit probably reinforced that mindset bigly. 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13,605]

2 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

What I'm constantly amazed by is that human beings have been on this planet for millennia, yet there's always some asshole who thinks he's going to game the system with the intellectual equivalent of the old grade school playground standby of "force field!!!"  

You're going down son.  Ain't no new tricks the FBI hasn't seen.

NOTHING BEATS LIGHTNING BOLT!!! 😠😠😠

[TheStoicPaisano 9,946]

 

[Underdog 29,006]

His goose is cooked. 

[Hookah Horns 3,089]

Does Daily Beast have receipts/screenshots? A little curious why I've not seen the smoking gun itself yet. 

[aggie08 21,680]

4 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

[atomheartbevo 90,400]

12 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

Does Daily Beast have receipts/screenshots? A little curious why I've not seen the smoking gun itself yet. 

They have stuff they aren’t releasing because of the ages of those involved.  Sounds like the girl(s) were IDed.  

I am disappointed that Surly did not find out who the porn actress was.  

[High Plains Drifter 11,141]

35 minutes ago, Hookah Horns said:

These assholes are almost always the guys born on third base who've always gotten away with all kinds of shit because of daddy's money and power. Then they eventually try to steal home but trip and fall on their stupid face while running to the plate.

 

 

fixy

 

[cactusflinthead 27,626]

 

Edited April 9, 2021 by cactusflinthead

[Gil Bang 26,164]

17 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

They have stuff they aren’t releasing because of the ages of those involved.  Sounds like the girl(s) were IDed.  

I am disappointed that Surly did not find out who the porn actress was.  

we may not know who she is, but there's a good chance that most of us have jacked it to her videos

[Hookah Horns 3,089]

23 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

They have stuff they aren’t releasing because of the ages of those involved.  Sounds like the girl(s) were IDed.  

I am disappointed that Surly did not find out who the porn actress was.  

Seems like they could have obscured the name, but whatevs. Also kind of weird that they didn't ID the girl because she turned 18 a few months before the incident. I guess there's a grace period after turning 18 before the media will identify your hooking.

So unless I'm missing something, with the venmo we don't have Gaetz dead to rights on an underage girl just yet. I'm guessing the Beast doesn't know the ages of the other two girls yet?

[Hookah Horns 3,089]

30 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

[Beau Vine 55,628]

55 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

 

[Guest Lobo]

57 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

Ouch, Matt....  Better call Nestor to rub some aloe on that sick burn.  Jackie Walorski not only co-signed it as the ranking member, she authored most of it.  She's not only a Republican, but she came up in Indiana politics alongside Mike Pence...the only guy to gargle Trump's ballsack as enthusiastically as you.  And she couldn't fucking wait to sell you down river. 

You got big fucking problems when the Ethics committee member with the biggest hard-on to bring you down isn't a Democrat, but a middle-aged Karen from Indiana.  Matt, buddy...you fucked up.  All she does is ethical inquiries, VA legislation, and spend time as a church elder back in Indiana at an Assemblies of God megachurch.  Do you know what she does there?  Speaks in tongues and tries to force out drug addiction and sexual deviancy from parishioner's souls.  What the fuck you think she's gonna do to you, raper of teenagers?  She transferred colleges in undergraduate to Taylor University because her other school allowed dancing and cigarettes on campus and that was a bridge too far for her.  You couldn't have drawn a worse lot if you tried fuckface.  

She's going to use you as political chum to bait the Democrats, "See what I'm willing to do to a deviant sinner of my own party, imagine what I'll do to you next."  

Wow Matt, get yourself an 8-ball some Hooters girls this weekend and live it up.  Your life is effectively over come Monday.  

[Sawbonz 27,972]

1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

I don’t think they are going to find any

[Chad Fuck 18,034]

45 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

we may not know who she is, but there's a good chance that most of us have jacked it to her videos

Well, it would be a whole lot easier to do if they'd just tell us who it was, dammit.

[Bullneck 19,400]

6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

A "girl."  Who didn't know who Tucker Carlson is.  Maybe outside the Fox Ragemachine demographic.

[Fudge Nuggets 19,357]

3 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

 

begun 

[Fudge Nuggets 19,357]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Ouch, Matt....  Better call Nestor to rub some aloe on that sick burn.  Jackie Walorski not only co-signed it as the ranking member, she authored most of it.  She's not only a Republican, but she came up in Indiana politics alongside Mike Pence...the only guy to gargle Trump's ballsack as enthusiastically as you.  And she couldn't fucking wait to sell you down river. 

You got big fucking problems when the Ethics committee member with the biggest hard-on to bring you down isn't a Democrat, but a middle-aged Karen from Indiana.  Matt, buddy...you fucked up.  All she does is ethical inquiries, VA legislation, and spend time as a church elder back in Indiana at an Assemblies of God megachurch.  Do you know what she does there?  Speaks in tongues and tries to force out drug addiction and sexual deviancy from parishioner's souls.  What the fuck you think she's gonna do to you, raper of teenagers?  She transferred colleges in undergraduate to Taylor University because her other school allowed dancing and cigarettes on campus and that was a bridge too far for her.  You couldn't have drawn a worse lot if you tried fuckface.  

She's going to use you as political chum to bait the Democrats, "See what I'm willing to do to a deviant sinner of my own party, imagine what I'll do to you next."  

Wow Matt, get yourself an 8-ball some Hooters girls this weekend and live it up.  Your life is effectively over come Monday.  

No way Gaetz is reading all that.

[Bullneck 19,400]

5 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Or else those that are really into obscure show tunes.

 

[atomheartbevo 90,400]

59 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

A "girl."  Who didn't know who Tucker Carlson is.  Maybe outside the Fox Ragemachine demographic.

That's because she's under the age of 55.

[atomheartbevo 90,400]

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

Jackie Walorski not only co-signed it as the ranking member, she authored most of it.  She's not only a Republican, but she came up in Indiana politics alongside Mike Pence...the only guy to gargle Trump's ballsack as enthusiastically as you.  And she couldn't fucking wait to sell you down river. 

You got big fucking problems when the Ethics committee member with the biggest hard-on to bring you down isn't a Democrat, but a middle-aged Karen from Indiana. 

That is actually very surprising. He should be pretty concerned, because everybody knows that this is going to get it out there in front of even more people (except for Fox News viewers).

Edit: FoxNews.com actually has 3-4 stories running on the front page.  This is not going well for Gaetz.  He probably shouldn't have tried to drag Tucker down with him.

Edited April 10, 2021 by atomheartbevo

[Chewy's Hairy Horn 868]

3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

we may not know who she is, but there's a good chance that most of us have jacked it to her videos

That really doesn’t narrow it down for me.

ETA: I may watch too much porn.

[Gil Bang 26,164]

 

[Biff Tannen 45,952]

6 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

So this is an old fascist propaganda technique. Whatever you are guilty of, accuse your enemies of it. They’ll spend so much time and energy defending themselves that, once your own crimes surface, the public will be worn out on the issue and will view legitimate accusations against you as sour grapes or as evidence for a lazy bothsideser view of politics. 

Remember this, it’s very important. 

[Guest Lobo]

9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

That is actually very surprising. He should be pretty concerned, because everybody knows that this is going to get it out there in front of even more people (except for Fox News viewers).

Edit: FoxNews.com actually has 3-4 stories running on the front page.  This is not going well for Gaetz.  He probably shouldn't have tried to drag Tucker down with him.

Their whole exchange, except for Matt being completely unable to read the room, cracked me up as it reminded me of a scene.  And I cannot remember what movie it was but it's a guy who is on the hot seat and his buddy is there in the room, and he says something like, "I mean, I didn't think they were hookers.  I know I didn't pay them...(looking at friend across room who is pissed off to even be there, dragged into this shit)...did you pay them?"  It was some 90's or early 2000's comedy.  But reminds me of Gaetz and Tucker.