Hey Mike Gundy, your favorite news channel has a new anchor!

[Born to Run 6596]

Don't insult the great cornholio like that.
He looks like Butthead.

[washparkhorn 9964]

18 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

How does he have those hips and bow legs???

Some men wear padded underwear to enhance the package, butt, and thighs. 

I blame the "skipping leg day" craze sweeping the nation. 

[Bullneck 19397]

On 7/19/2021 at 12:26 PM, atomheartbevo said:

I would want him to live long enough to see Trump disavow him, and for Trump to tell everybody he didn't know who Matt Gaetz was.

So, another two weeks.

[Mrs Whiggins 13050]

1 hour ago, washparkhorn said:

Some men wear padded underwear to enhance the package, butt, and thighs. 

I blame the "skipping leg day" craze sweeping the nation. 

That pic is what the chickens at Sanderson Farms and Tyson look like before they've done the second half of injections.

[atomheartbevo 90386]

57 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

That pic is what the chickens at Sanderson Farms and Tyson look like before they've done the second half of injections.

Wait, that pic shows a head though.  Pretty sure the chickens at Sanderson and Tyson's don't have heads and are just masses of muscles with nutrient tubes poking into them.

[William Wallace 106]

He seems like a douche bag, I don't know why media gives him the time of day.

[Bullneck 19397]

I was promised by Twitter he'd be in jail in July.  Nine more days?  These prosecutors need to hurry the fuck up.

[Guest Lobo]

11 hours ago, William Wallace said:

He seems like a douche bag, I don't know why media gives him the time of day.

Despite his youth and gross ineptitude, he's a prominent GOP Congressman.  Also he fucks kids.  That shit tends to get media coverage.  

[TexLonghorn 5737]

 

[Underdog 28999]

MTGump too busy with the photo op to pay attention. 

[dingleberryswitzer 2724]

Apparently that entire tour was a net negative financially for them both.  But of course it’s not their money so why would they care. 

[Gil Bang 26164]

 

[HenryJames 66762]

 

[HenryJames 66762]

 

[Guest Lobo]

6 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Velvet track suit, Matt?  Didn't think the slouching towards creepy old man could go any smoother for you...

[Biff Tannen 45942]

So what’s the over/under on his re-election percentage?  +70%?

[JimmyJames 12271]

32 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

 

Ginger lucky seems like a real scumbag. She’s engaged to a guy like butthead and reveals to the world her sister allegedly is mentally ill. True or not either way she’s a scumbag. I bet thanksgiving will be fun. 

[atomheartbevo 90386]

 

[TheRealRonWeaver? 1267]

He’s going to get away with it. This is America, after all.

[Hookah Horns 3089]

Ginger must reeeeeally like money. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21495]

Arrest still imminent?

[NorthLoop 14397]

[AnTiM 1680]

25 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Someone please give that poor girl an upper lip.

[smuggs 9385]

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Matty G!!! Business suit in DC, tracksuit in Laguna B. Classic Matty, bro!

[Underdog 28999]

Good Lord, Linda Cohn thinks that chick is gummy. 

[MissingInAction 25425]

So he sniffs after college aged poon, and we have a problem with that? Have any of you seen the sugar baby thread here?

Glass houses my fellow pervs.

[aggie08 21676]

7 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

So he sniffs after college aged poon, and we have a problem with that? Have any of you seen the sugar baby thread here?

Glass houses my fellow pervs.

No, no I haven't. There are a lot of gross corners of this website that I choose not to venture.

If RayDog ran for Congress, I hope someone would use this mountain of evidence against him.

Edited July 27, 2021 by aggie08

[NorthLoop 14397]

6 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

So he sniffs after college aged poon, and we have a problem with that? Have any of you seen the sugar baby thread here?

Glass houses my fellow pervs.

Well he also sniffs after HS poon, and that's kind of a gray area here

[27-25 2076]

1 hour ago, NorthLoop said:

What's with the differently colored fingernail?

[Born to Run 6596]

What's with the differently colored fingernail?

Do you even accent nail bro?

[Guest Lobo]

37 minutes ago, 27-25 said:

What's with the differently colored fingernail?

Based on the look on Matt's face, I don't want to know where that finger's been.  I'm guessing it was a tradeoff for the fact she's too old for him. 

[Neonmoon 38130]

The woman asking him if he was a pedophile over and over for the win 

 

[atomheartbevo 90386]

5 hours ago, aggie08 said:

No, no I haven't. There are a lot of gross corners of this website that I choose not to venture.

If RayDog ran for Congress, I hope someone would use this mountain of evidence against him.

Nobody used Fitlump's past against her, and she is still the only person to have fucked Lance Armstrong and Romeo Rose and then won an actual elected position.

[atomheartbevo 90386]

5 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

The woman asking him if he was a pedophile over and over for the win 

Amazing how far the Republican politicians have fallen, and how much of a snowflake so many of them have turned into.

A fucking whistle and one question, repeated over and over, was all it took to drive them away from their own press conference.

I guess the only Republicans who were willing to mix it up are all awaiting their trials over that little thing that happened on January 6.

[atomheartbevo 90386]

5 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

So he sniffs after college aged poon, and we have a problem with that? Have any of you seen the sugar baby thread here?

Glass houses my fellow pervs.

High school, and also the Republicans cater to the fringe lunatics who think the Dems are trafficking in children and drinking their blood or whatever, all the while defending Trump being friends with Epstein, and Gaetz clearly going after younger women.

[Guest Lobo]

It was completely lost on Gaetz & Company.  The guy wasn't blowing the whistle to be disruptive (that was a secondary effect).  He was blowing a rape whistle in the general direction of Gaetz.  The woman holding up a piece of paper in front of his face did not seem to get the irony of her "cover up"  attempt.

[tx 3 putt 78269]

LULzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz@'get a fucking life !'

[DigglerontheHoof 21495]

Gaetz should be hounded by that question everywhere he goes.  Non stop. 

[DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt 12301]

so is this guy going to jail? the thread bumps are a bit of a buzzkill. 

[South Austin 52925]

2 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

so is this guy going to jail?

Any day now.

[Underdog 28999]

2 weeks

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 34046]

12 hours ago, Hookah Horns said:

Ginger must reeeeeally like money. 

eh, they're both probably banging the pool boy/Nestor

[DDD Dad 14532]

2 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

The woman asking him if he was a pedophile over and over for the win 

 

[Hookah Horns 3089]

I never would have imagined a constant ear-splitting whistle and the incessant inquiry "are you a pedophile?" could make such beautiful music. 

[UTCzech III 2918]

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

2 weeks

 

 

[Sawbonz 27962]

 

[fattyflattie 4640]

On 7/27/2021 at 8:38 AM, AnTiM said:

Someone please give that poor girl an upper lip.

I can’t unsee that now. 

[Bullneck 19397]

On 7/27/2021 at 2:51 PM, Neonmoon said:

The woman asking him if he was a pedophile over and over for the win 

 

That's fucking hilarious.  First video: "You're injuring my ears!!!"  

Second video: running away "Where's the car, dammit!!"

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20798]

 

[MissingInAction 25425]

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Holy shit! Fucking classic!