Hey Mike Gundy, your favorite news channel has a new anchor!

[Guest Lobo]

I wonder which toe-less wonder can kick the ball farther, MTG or Tom Dempsey?  

[South Austin 52925]

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

I wonder which toe-less wonder can kick the ball farther, MTG or Tom Dempsey?  

MTG. Because Tom Dempsey is dead, Jim.

[MaybeACoordinator 8350]

[AnTiM 1680]

8 hours ago, South Austin said:

MTG. Because Tom Dempsey is dead, Jim.

Long live Star Trek.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13605]

11 hours ago, HenryJames said:

 

Translation: "This is just like Matt Gaetz."

QAnon, Pedo Hunters: *crickets*

[4th&Five 41851]

 

[Biff Tannen 45941]

And still not arrested. 

[atomheartbevo 90383]

14 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

And still not arrested. 

Yeah, but he's married.

[atomheartbevo 90383]

Also, she can't be compelled to testify against him.

[Underdog 28998]

Does that mean when they get divorced she gets half of his prison rations? 

[Beau Vine 55609]

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Also, she can't be compelled to testify against him.

[Beau Vine 55609]

 

[UDontKnow 10557]

I laughed entirely way too hard at this tweet.

 

[Chooky 13334]

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Also, she can't be compelled to testify against him.

That's very romantic.

[Underdog 28998]

Was the reception held at Chuck E Cheese? 

[Paul Wesley 3313]

Did they register for a nice set of shivs?

[tx 3 putt 78267]

And still no charges 

[Bevo14 8468]

6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Also, she can't be compelled to testify against him.

Gaetz gonna marry everybody 

[atomheartbevo 90383]

1 hour ago, Bevo14 said:

Gaetz gonna marry everybody 

Well, he married rich, so A) she can't be compelled to testify against him (as mentioned) and B) if there were no prenups he may have access to a lot more money for better lawyers.

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19275]

So....

 

Also, I think that there are some other things that are exempt from that spousal privilege.  

[Sawbonz 27962]

In the replies

 

[Blotto 23876]

9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Well, he married rich, so A) she can't be compelled to testify against him (as mentioned) and B) if there were no prenups he may have access to a lot more money for better lawyers.

Her brother is rich due to oculus, but I'm not sure she has all that much money. 

[atomheartbevo 90383]

4 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

So....

Also, I think that there are some other things that are exempt from that spousal privilege.  

 

[atomheartbevo 90383]

4 hours ago, Blotto said:

Her brother is rich due to oculus, but I'm not sure she has all that much money. 

I had heard somewhere that she had a piece of that.  Even a small piece would be more than Matt has.  Even if she doesn't, she's traveling in the same circles as some very wealthy folks, based on her social media.

Looking around, I came across this.

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According to her LinkedIn, Ginger is currently a student at Harvard Business School Online, where she is studying sustainable business strategy. She previously studied economics and accounting at the University of Santa Barbara between 2012 and 2016. Currently, Ginger works as a food analyst for the company Apeel in Santa Barbara in California. She’s been with the company since last year.

“My company went totally remote in March so I can do my financial analytics from anywhere,” she told the outlet. “So I have been traveling with him everywhere. I am his travel buddy.”

Alex, what is "what if Fitlump had a wealthy brother?"

[Bama Chick 28596]

Was the reception held at Chuck E Cheese? 

Nah, Gymboree.

[Hmbre97 6336]

5 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

So....

 

Also, I think that there are some other things that are exempt from that spousal privilege.  

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

2 more weeks, guys.

[brakeman 28588]

[Texas St. Armadillos 1381]

2 more weeks.  Imminent.

[Biff Tannen 45941]

No more bumping unless he's dead, how bout that?

[bluto 4966]

No more bumping unless he's dead, how bout that?

So we gotta wait til after he wins the presidency?

[Biff Tannen 45941]

11 minutes ago, bluto said:

So we gotta wait til after he wins the presidency?

This doesn't look like a "he's dead" bump.   Shit, now I just bumped it. 

[Bama Chick 28596]

[Fudge Nuggets 19353]

40 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

Yawn. 

[Fudge Nuggets 19353]

It’s adorable that the comments to that tweet think something will come out of this. 

[DigglerontheHoof 21495]

I fucking knew this bump would be much ado about nothing.   Imminent arrest, my ass. 

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

8 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I fucking knew this bump would be much ado about nothing.   Imminent arrest, my ass. 

[Brisketexan 106276]

It’s adorable that the comments to that tweet think something will come out of this. 

There are no consequences for members of The Party, because The Party is bigger than any laws, any system, any country. The Party is supreme, and can only be obeyed, never defied. Do not doubt the Holy Truth, apostates and heretics.

[Brisketexan 106276]

It’s adorable that the comments to that tweet think something will come out of this. 

There are no consequences for members of The Party, because The Party is bigger than any laws, any system, any country. The Party is supreme, and can only be obeyed, never defied. Do not doubt the Holy Truth, apostates and heretics.

[Mdhorn 6148]

So basically, Dems are going to use all their time as Congressional majority, investigating and when it's time for trial, their time as majority will be up.  Does this seem accurate?  Is the real trial just going to be held over twitter in the public eye?  Just going to run out the clock pretending to do something meaningful for Democracy.  Everyday there's a new Gotcha headline with no end, trial, repercussion in sight and subpoena's that seemingly don't mean shit.    

      

How off am I?  Because I don't want to be anywhere near correct. 

[Burt 4104]

3 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

So basically, Dems are going to use all their time as Congressional majority, investigating and when it's time for trial, their time as majority will be up.  Does this seem accurate?  Is the real trial just going to be held over twitter in the public eye?  Just going to run out the clock pretending to do something meaningful for Democracy.  Everyday there's a new Gotcha headline with no end, trial, repercussion in sight and subpoena's that seemingly don't mean shit.    

      

How off am I?  Because I don't want to be anywhere near correct. 

[Slacks 6957]

Nobody is investigating anybody because lots of somebodies are in on it...  allegedly.

[C-Man 27594]

Don Lemon is a total chucklefuck but this clip is unbelievable.

https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2021/09/30/matt-gaetz-mark-milley-dons-take-dlt-vpx.cnn

[Burt 4104]

That asshat cannot die soon enough. And I wish it could happen at the hands of Milley. With Trump watching while awaiting his turn.

[Longhorn_Fan68 34045]

sorry, no arrest, but this self-own is ALMOST as good:

 

[Sbbruin 22037]

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

sorry, no arrest, but this self-own is ALMOST as good:

 

That's glorious (why does my phone try to autofill "gloryhole" when I type glorious?  I've been hacked!!)

[Upgrayedd 5857]

6 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

That's glorious (why does my phone try to autofill "gloryhole" when I type glorious?  I've been hacked!!)

Trying to figure out why mine autofills "dumpsterslut" when I type "dumpster fire"

[Underdog 28998]

Mine also does dumpsterslut whenever I type Guilfoyle. 

[Biff Tannen 45941]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

sorry, no arrest,

negged

[Born to Run 6596]

That's glorious (why does my phone try to autofill "gloryhole" when I type glorious?  I've been hacked!!)

You sir, must be a closeted aggie mascarading as a left coaster. The only boat you really own is a jonboat.