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On 7/18/2024 at 2:56 PM, YGIFS said:

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^^^^ That's not how this works.  You're supposed to Faceswap Gaetz's face onto the Team America: World Police animated doll. 

Or did you?  I can't tell.

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^^^^ That's not how this works.  You're supposed to Faceswap Gaetz's face onto the Team America: World Police animated doll. 

Or did you?  I can't tell.

Oh man.  That banana powder definitely got him.  😂

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On 7/19/2024 at 1:24 PM, South Austin said:

Which begs the question: With all the talk about Harris, Whitmore, Shapiro, etc. replacing Biden, I don’t know why Gary Peterson isn’t getting more consideration in these discussions.

I'd vote for Gary Patterson over trump.

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Dude, it's one page back.  

also, this pic reminds:

"Matt just did this to his face to own a Lib!  Point, MAGA!"

(checks notes)

"My bad, not a Lib, a Liberace."  

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10 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Why do they want to see.Bannon? To receive instructions?

I'm sure he keistered a couple cell phones and chargers.

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Matt, you are up next in the news cycle:

 

 

 

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Rep. Matt Gaetz attended a drug-fueled sex party in 2017 with the 17-year-old girl at the center of the alleged sex trafficking scandal, according to legal documents filed to a Florida federal court shortly before midnight Thursday, which cite sealed affidavits from three eye-witness testimonies.

The minor, who was a junior in high school at the time, arrived in her mother’s car for a July 15, 2017 party at the Florida home of Chris Dorworth, a lobbyist and friend of Gaetz’s, according to a court filing written by defense attorneys who interviewed witnesses as part of an ongoing civil lawsuit Dorworth brought in 2023.

 

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The lobbyist claimed he had been unfairly dragged into the alleged sex trafficking scandal that has dogged Gaetz and his allies for years. Dorworth ultimately dropped the case, but lawyers filed these documents in an attempt to recoup attorneys fees for a lawsuit they say should never have been brought.

One eye witness cited in the court filings, a young woman referred to as K.M., provided a sworn affidavit that claimed the teenage girl was naked, partygoers were there to “engage in sexual activities,” and “alcohol, cocaine, ecstasy… and marijuana” were present. The teenage girl was identified in the filings only as A.B.

“The discovery taken in this case to date reflects that on Saturday, July 15, 2017… Dorworth, hosted a party at his residence… with the following guests present: (1) A.B.; (2) K.M.; (3) B.G.; (4) Matt Gaetz,” lawyers wrote in the filing, also listing several others. The defense lawyers filed testimonies from those three women — who the attorneys say placed Gaetz at Dorworth’s house that night — under seal pending a judge’s approval to make the records public.

Additionally, Gaetz’s own ex-girlfriend — who was present at the party — provided testimony that lawyers say rebuts Dorworth’s claims that he was not there. NOTUS independently verified that Gaetz and one of the women who testified were previously involved in a relationship; she is only identified in the court filing by her initials, B.G.

The congressman’s ex-girlfriend’s 11th-hour testimony on Sept. 3 came just two days before Dorworth dropped his lawsuit, defense attorneys said in the filing. The defense lawyers also relied on Dorworth’s geolocated cell phone records, which showed that he communicated constantly with the congressman that day. The defense’s court filings show a hired digital forensic examiner identified Gaetz’s number, which has a Florida panhandle 850 area code and texted back-and-forth 30 times that day then called Dorworth twice in the hours before the evening revelry.“B.G., another attendee at that party, confirmed A.B.’s testimony under penalty of perjury,” defense lawyers wrote.

This marks the first time that sworn testimony has been referenced in public court filings alleging that the congressman attended one of the long-rumored parties tied to an alleged underage sex scandal. Previous reports have revealed details of ex-politician and Gaetz friend Joel Greenberg’s confession letter that was never made public, which described how Gaetz would allegedly pay him to arrange several sexual encounters with young women—including a 17-year-old girl. Greenberg is serving an 11-year prison sentence for a list of charges including fraud and sex trafficking with a child.

There have also been reports of Venmo payment transactions that were also never released showing the congressman paying Greenberg on at least one occasion.

In 2021, Gaetz appeared on Tucker Carlson’s Fox News show and asserted, “The person doesn’t exist. I have not had a relationship with a 17-year-old. That is totally false.” Gaetz has denied allegations that he has ever had sex with a minor or participated in sex trafficking.

The Department of Justice investigated Gaetz and ultimately declined to file criminal charges.

Gaetz did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

Records also show that A.B., who was born in 1999, attended three weekly deposition sessions in July and testified in front of lawyers in Boulder, Colorado.

The new details were released in a cache of court filings that were ironically made public as a direct result of the congressman’s friend, Dorworth, trying to make this disappear.

When the DOJ dropped the investigation, Dorworth sued several people including Greenberg, and the woman who claimed she was sex-trafficked by Gaetz when she was only 17. Dorworth did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

 

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18 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

He wins his district by 30+ points each election. He’s not going anywhere. 

All these little things though, the NC Republican candidate for Governor, Vance and Trump pissing off all of the Haitian-Americans and Haitian immigrants, as well as many other minorities. It all builds up and doesn’t generate enthusiasm for GOP turnout.

 

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5 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

All these little things though, the NC Republican candidate for Governor, Vance and Trump pissing off all of the Haitian-Americans and Haitian immigrants, as well as many other minorities. It all builds up and doesn’t generate enthusiasm for GOP turnout.

 

I think it was Satan's Bride, aka Kellyanne Conway, who said this election would come down to who has the better turnout machine and enthusiasm - do your people want to vote and can you get them to the voting place?

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All these little things though, the NC Republican candidate for Governor, Vance and Trump pissing off all of the Haitian-Americans and Haitian immigrants, as well as many other minorities. It all builds up and doesn’t generate enthusiasm for GOP turnout.
 

You sure about that brosef?

All of that seems pretty on brand for the current gqp.
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3 minutes ago, Js1 said:

I think it was Satan's Bride, aka Kellyanne Conway, who said this election would come down to who has the better turnout machine and enthusiasm - do your people want to vote and can you get them to the voting place?

Yeah, the Republicans are helping to motivate Democrats with every batshit Trump or Vance speech, all the while the Republicans are also the ones showing they aren’t the party of family values they claim to be.

This guy’s Twitter has always been amusing

 

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2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

All these little things though, the NC Republican candidate for Governor, Vance and Trump pissing off all of the Haitian-Americans and Haitian immigrants, as well as many other minorities. It all builds up and doesn’t generate enthusiasm for GOP turnout.

It's pretty hilarious.

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16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

All these little things though, the NC Republican candidate for Governor, Vance and Trump pissing off all of the Haitian-Americans and Haitian immigrants, as well as many other minorities. It all builds up and doesn’t generate enthusiasm for GOP turnout.

 

Agree that bad news for Gaetz can hurt Trump in Florida.

of course I’m starting to believe that gop scandals actually help them because most of their base believe it’s fake media and they need to vote to demonstrate their distrust of media.

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Agree that bad news for Gaetz can hurt Trump in Florida.
of course I’m starting to believe that gop scandals actually help them because most of their base believe it’s fake media and they need to vote to demonstrate their distrust of media.

This. Facts and humiliation only anger and motivate them more.
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3 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Agree that bad news for Gaetz can hurt Trump in Florida.

of course I’m starting to believe that gop scandals actually help them because most of their base believe it’s fake media and they need to vote to demonstrate their distrust of media.

And that’s fair and fine, because the MAGA base was always going to MAGA.  But at the same time we get to make them defend/deflect the horrible shit,  and even if they might possibly think it’s just fake media, they will still have to defend it.

But there are plenty who pull the (R) lever out of habit, who will find they have better things to do than stand in line for Trump and Co..  They would like Trump and Co. to go away so we can get back to the Romneys, McCains, Doles, etc. who were boring but could be counted on not to be banging underaged girls or making shit up about Black people or selling branded Bibles, or doing ass-to-mouth with their sisters-in-law.

I’m sure I’m not alone in thinking that the next time 70-something Aunt Edna brings up how bad the librools are on Facebook, that it will be a great time to say something like “Why are we defending Republicans who are doing ass-to-mouth with their sisters-in-law? Why can’t we go back to plain old boring step-moms or step-sisters who get stuck in the dryer?  Why does it have to be ass-to-mouth with our in-laws?  Can somebody explain why the GOP had to endorse that?  Do we have to do ass-to-mouth with our sister-in-law in to show our support for the GOP and to make America great again?”

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This. Facts and humiliation only anger and motivate them more.

The election is around the corner, it’s coming on the heels of the self-proclaimed Black Nazi in North Carolina who does ATM with his sister-in-law, and it’s  trending on social media.  It’s one more thing the Republicans will have to spend time defending and deflecting instead of focusing on Kamala,  

I’d say it’s a win.

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The election is around the corner, it’s coming on the heels of the self-proclaimed Black Nazi in North Carolina who does ATM with his sister-in-law, and it’s  trending on social media.  It’s one more thing the Republicans will have to spend time defending and deflecting instead of focusing on Kamala,  
I’d say it’s a win.

What if a dude doing ATM with his SIL just makes someone like him even more?
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1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

Yeah, the Republicans are helping to motivate Democrats with every batshit Trump or Vance speech, all the while the Republicans are also the ones showing they aren’t the party of family values they claim to be.

This guy’s Twitter has always been amusing

 

great follow...the replies to that tweet are worth the read.

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On 7/20/2024 at 6:43 AM, Bullneck said:

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^^^^ That's not how this works.  You're supposed to Faceswap Gaetz's face onto the Team America: World Police animated doll. 

Or did you?  I can't tell.

I know its not the present topic, but I don't understand the bizarre prevalence of bad plastic surgery among the denizens of the MAGAsphere.  There could be a whole thread about the physical transformation that these people have undergone.  It almost seems like a pathological right of passage for attaining some rank within the group.  Like a demonstration of one's belief and loyalty to the cause.  Like gang tattoos for the right combination of sociopathy and narcissism that allows someone rise to the top of a giant heap of gaping assholes.

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4 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

The election is around the corner, it’s coming on the heels of the self-proclaimed Black Nazi in North Carolina who does ATM with his sister-in-law, and it’s  trending on social media.  It’s one more thing the Republicans will have to spend time defending and deflecting instead of focusing on Kamala,  

I’d say it’s a win.

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3 hours ago, Goredho said:

I know its not the present topic, but I don't understand the bizarre prevalence of bad plastic surgery among the denizens of the MAGAsphere.  There could be a whole thread about the physical transformation that these people have undergone.  It almost seems like a pathological right of passage for attaining some rank within the group.  Like a demonstration of one's belief and loyalty to the cause.  Like gang tattoos for the right combination of sociopathy and narcissism that allows someone rise to the top of a giant heap of gaping assholes.

It makes more sense if you just view them through the lens of deeply insecure people who’s entire being by is in some part dependent open the attention they get. 

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