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On 9/20/2024 at 8:09 AM, Js1 said:

I think it was Satan's Bride, aka Kellyanne Conway, who said this election would come down to who has the better turnout machine and enthusiasm - do your people want to vote and can you get them to the voting place?

With that kind of insightful analysis, it's no wonder political consultants rake in the big bucks.

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24 minutes ago, Chooky said:

When did right wingers become so enamored with men who wear makeup and get cosmetic treatments and spend hours on elaborate and complicated hair? 

Think about who you largely just described. So I'd answer sometime around 2016.

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1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Think about who you largely just described. So I'd answer sometime around 2016.

But there are lots of them now -- weirdo dudes getting Elizabeth Taylor like surgeries. What's their deal? 

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4 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

A terrible and unnecessary pick. Hopefully the Senate shoots him down. If you want to throw him a bone, make him an Ambassador to some third world county 

Thailand?

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4 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

A terrible and unnecessary pick. Hopefully the Senate shoots him down. If you want to throw him a bone, make him an Ambassador to some third world county 

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Recess appointments out front shoulda told ya.

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A terrible and unnecessary pick. Hopefully the Senate shoots him down. If you want to throw him a bone, make him an Ambassador to some third world county 

Totally necessary for that fucking guy. Butthead here torches all the evidence against tfg and then as a bonus gets to torch the evidence against himself.
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15 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

A terrible and unnecessary pick. Hopefully the Senate shoots him down. If you want to throw him a bone, make him an Ambassador to some third world county 

You voted for the piece of shit and you don't get how it's going to work, at all, do you?

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3 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

You voted for the piece of shit and you don't get how it's going to work, at all, do you?

All Presidents make a bad appointment here and there. Case In point:

 

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Born to Run

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6 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

All Presidents make a bad appointment here and there. Case In point:

 

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Well keep enjoying the cavalcade of ghouls, freaks and mentally ill that get picked.

 

We All saw this coming; you alone are surprised and sane-washing it.

Neat.

What's Hulk Hogan getting selected to? Dept of Energy or is Putin running that?

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1 hour ago, cabowabo said:

All Presidents make a bad appointment here and there. Case In point:

 

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Bad appointment or not, you don't get how Trump is going to attempt to subvert everything, even advise and consent of a majority-R Senate.

If ______________ stands in his way, fuck the ______________.  First thing to fill in the blank with is the Constitution.

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1 hour ago, cabowabo said:

All Presidents make a bad appointment here and there. Case In point:

 

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What's your issue here?  I don't know who this is or what bad policy you think they made.  Please explain.

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I would love to hear more from Republicans about the """lawfare""" against Gaetz

https://apnews.com/article/trump-attorney-general-matt-gaetz-justice-department-9d51501fb6ad5c04b5b4113d3a6a584b

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The federal sex trafficking investigation that began under Attorney General Bill Barr during Trump’s first term focused on allegations that Gaetz and onetime political ally Joel Greenberg paid underage girls and escorts or offered them gifts in exchange for sex.

Greenberg, a fellow Republican who served as the tax collector in Florida’s Seminole County, admitted as part of a plea deal with prosecutors in 2021 that he paid women and an underage girl to have sex with him and other men. The men were not identified in court documents when he pleaded guilty. Greenberg was sentenced in late 2022 to 11 years in prison.

Federal investigators scrutinized a trip that Gaetz took to the Bahamas with a group of women and a doctor who donated to his campaign, and whether the women were paid or received gifts to have sex with the men, according to people familiar with the matter who were not allowed to publicly discuss the investigation. Prosecutors also investigated whether Gaetz and his associates tried to secure government jobs for some of the women, and scrutinized Gaetz’s connections to the medical marijuana sector, including whether his associates sought to influence legislation Gaetz sponsored, the people have said.

Gaetz had remained under investigation by the House Ethics Committee over allegations that he was part of a scheme that led to the sex trafficking of a 17-year-old girl.

The committee began its review of Gaetz in April 2021, deferred its work in response to a Justice Department request, and renewed its work shortly after Gaetz announced that the Justice Department had ended a sex trafficking investigation.

Investigation started under Bill fucking Barr, and carried on by the republican house ethics committee. Fuckin lawfare my ass. 

You fucking pedophile lovers @Balcones

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1 hour ago, cabowabo said:

All Presidents make a bad appointment here and there. Case In point:

 

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6 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

What's your issue here?  I don't know who this is or what bad policy you think they made.  Please explain.

i don't even know who that is. which tells me they couldn't have been that bad if they never made waves. 

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4 minutes ago, Captainant said:

I would love to hear more from Republicans about the """lawfare""" against Gaetz

https://apnews.com/article/trump-attorney-general-matt-gaetz-justice-department-9d51501fb6ad5c04b5b4113d3a6a584b

Investigation started under Bill fucking Barr, and carried on by the republican house ethics committee. Fuckin lawfare my ass. 

You fucking pedophile lovers @Balcones

I’m a pedo lover? The democrat FBI and AG have had 4 years to throw the pedophile in jail. 

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1 hour ago, cabowabo said:

All Presidents make a bad appointment here and there. Case In point:

 

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Why is she a bad appointment, other than she's an icky trans?  She's a 30-year practicing pediatrician.

She was Physician General and Secretary of Health of Pennsylvania.  Among other things she accomplished in PA was getting cops to carry naloxone.

You can't point to anything wrong with this Assistant Secretary of Health, except that one thing.  That shows you're a bit of a fuckhead.

 

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4 minutes ago, hobbes2702 said:

You keep fighting the good fight.

happy ronald mcdonald GIF by McDonald's CZ/SK

Where is your outrage that Merrick Garland has not charged Gaetz and put him in prison? Instead, you are attaching Ronald McDonald gifs on a message board.

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2 minutes ago, Balcones said:

Where is your outrage that Merrick Garland has not charged Gaetz and put him in prison? Instead, you are attaching Ronald McDonald gifs on a message board.

Keep going dude. Someone surely has to stand up for the rapists and pedos. 

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Just now, hobbes2702 said:

Keep going dude. Someone surely has to stand up for the rapists and pedos. 

Why are the Democrats pedo lovers? Every democrat knows Gaetz is a pedo and they let him walk the streets and victimize more young girls. Y’all are sick fucks.

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10 minutes ago, Balcones said:

Where is your outrage that Merrick Garland has not charged Gaetz and put him in prison? Instead, you are attaching Ronald McDonald gifs on a message board.

Pretty sure the regulars on this board are beyond fucking pissed at MG, Joe and  bunch of other fucks that didn't fix shit that we could; but ultimately we couldn't stop Republicans from voting for this piece of shit and covering for him and gaslighted the entire country for four years. That effort was the problem  Now we all reap the whirlwind.

 

It should have never gotten out of primaries Full Stop.

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2 minutes ago, Balcones said:

Why are the Democrats pedo lovers? Every democrat knows Gaetz is a pedo and they let him walk the streets and victimize more young girls. Y’all are sick fucks.

Yes, it totally wasn't Republican interference, Judges etc.

 

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9 minutes ago, Balcones said:

Why are the Democrats pedo lovers? Every democrat knows Gaetz is a pedo and they let him walk the streets and victimize more young girls. Y’all are sick fucks.

This is fantastic lol. I wonder why you are sticking up for them so much. Are you TxTow posting from prison?

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26 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Assistant Secretary of Health

I dunno if y'all know this or not—it's pretty arcane governmental knowledge—but Assistant Secretary of Health is pretty much equal to the Attorney General. Might even be up there with SecDef, many people are saying.

Side note: I got to meet Admiral Levine a year ago or so, and she was p chill.

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Lol balconies got triggered. I can't disagree that our justice system moves too slowly with dangerous predators, but it's not the Democrats throwing sand in those gears.... Republicans have been blocking and tackling any effort of oversight. 

Keep up hating pedophiles while voting for em, Balcony

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22 minutes ago, Balcones said:

Where is your outrage that Merrick Garland has not charged Gaetz and put him in prison? Instead, you are attaching Ronald McDonald gifs on a message board.

lmao almost everyone in here is pissed about it gtfo

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15 minutes ago, Balcones said:

What Judge (or court) heard the peso case against Gaetz? Who brought the charges?

I hope you understand that DJT has nothing but contempt for you and has just demonstrated it with this pick.  This is a message to his followers as much as the hated libs, he is taking a shit in a box and making you eat it, and you think you’re winning because the libs realize they just got served shit in a box.  
 

Have some gotdamned self-respect. 

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