Matt Gaetz aka "Botoxed Butthead"

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2 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

Seriously. Something is fucky.

 

Since a child, always beautiful, that Chinese.

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5 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Matt Gaetz to Nestor:

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6 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I hope, no matter what else happens in my life, that I never become such a gigantic douchebag that even Richard freaking Marx feels comfortable taking a shot at me in front of the entire world.

Wherever you go

Whatever you do

Marx will be right there waiting for you

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2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Looks like Jim Harbaugh and Butthead made a baby then hit it in the head with a 2-by-4 while its skull was still soft.

He's got kind of a mid-transition Craig Sheffer vibe to me.

Edited June 19, 2020 by bolverk
spelling asshole

[Bama Chick 28595]

[Vito Andolini 9037]

Call me when Matt Gaetz adopts Luis Tiant.

[Ted Lange 15924]

 

[Guest Lobo]

Did he just refer to his child as the “helper”?  Yeah, that’s totally normal.  

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I hope this just doesn't disappear like the Lindsay Graham stuff.

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15 minutes ago, vtaenz said:

I hope this just doesn't disappear like the Lindsay Graham stuff.

Someone is going to investigate the actual guardianship/paternal stuff.  YOu can't just tell the world you were secretly parenting an adult cuban boy and expect there won't be a shit-ton reporters and political hacks digging into every aspect of this.

Gaetz is a lawyer so I expect he used his words very carefully and has a shit-ton of documentation on just what their relationship is.

At the same time he is a drunk and a trumpkin - so he likely royally fucked all of this up.

[Pescado_Rojo 19235]

Seriously, "Man still active mentor for ex-girlfriend's son" would be the most human story about this douchebag ever, but he had to go and oversell it and turn it into a shit show. Totally on brand for an alcoholic narcissist.  

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I follow politics but somehow never realized that conservatives had such reverence for the Greeks.

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44 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Man still active mentor for ex-girlfriend's son" would be the most human story about this douchebag ever

And this is exactly why it can't be true.

Matt Gaetz doesn't seem capable of that kind of compassion.

But if he is, he absolutely, positively is not capable of refraining from shouting it from the rooftops.  There's no way this self-aggrandizing egomaniac skipped an opportunity for massive political capital for himself and his party that so desperately needs some good optics on race and immigration. 

It's tantamount to Donald Trump doing the right thing and not telling anyone.  There's just no way.

[Guest Lobo]

I think Matt misunderstood "Un Cubano Boy" for "Un Cabana Boy" and is now just stuck with this order.  

[Pig Bellmont 8637]

The fact that Nestor wasn’t invited to Gaetz’s swearing in ceremony pretty much kills the whole “son” thing, and supports the whole “secret lover” thing

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4 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

This is interesting, because it certainly appears that he almost "slips" and refers to him as his "son".

 

Then again, he could have almost said "sex slave" for all we know.

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14 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

So Gaetz was fucking his client and then subsequently took possession of her brother??  

Maybe she couldn't pay?

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6 hours ago, Vito Andolini said:

Call me when Matt Gaetz adopts Luis Tiant.

You know that Yasiel Puig is out of a job this season....

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54 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

I follow politics but somehow never realized that conservatives had such reverence for the Greeks.

[Underdog 28118]

Great movie. 

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So.. Twitter didn't figure this out yet?

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[Gil Bang 25551]

I have no fucking idea what's going on here

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3 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I have no fucking idea what's going on here

Este 

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All you need to know is that blacks and liberals are the REAL racists.

 

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You need to hide yo kids cuz Matt Gaetz adoptin eerbody.

 

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1 hour ago, Bama Chick said:

 

she looks like a cuban winnie cooper.

[StassneyHorn 6429]

So Matt was dating his parents employee and adopted her brother. Broke up with her, and the parents bought her a car for working for 15 years.

not sure if any of that is true.

Edited June 20, 2020 by StassneyHorn

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3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

Keep digging Twitter

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On 6/19/2020 at 10:13 AM, Pig Bellmont said:

The fact that Nestor wasn’t invited to Gaetz’s swearing in ceremony pretty much kills the whole “son” thing, and supports the whole “secret lover” thing

"A dead girl or a live boy."
 

Edited June 21, 2020 by Bullneck

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3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

 

1, 2

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2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

she looks like a cuban winnie cooper.

You mean like like Cuban Winnie Cooper, like Cuban Winnie Cooper?  

Edited June 21, 2020 by Lobo

[Bullneck 18691]

A Mini Cooper?

[elfenix 34075]

A Mini Cooper?

That's a Corvette

[Brisketexan 103515]

she looks like a cuban winnie cooper.

I’m listening....

[Bullneck 18691]

Is Matt Gaetz in favor of family values?

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With proper protection only, of course. 

[Ted Lange 15924]

I just can’t believe someone named their kid Nestor.  I mean, WTF. 

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7 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

I just can’t believe someone named their kid Nestor.  I mean, WTF. 

The president of Argentina from 2003 to 2007 was named "Nestor".

Perhaps it's fairly common in Latin America.

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12 hours ago, Post Oak said:

Keep digging Twitter

Maybe the BMW is a bribe for her to keep her mouth shut about pimping out her little brother to the child predator, 

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On 6/18/2020 at 4:26 PM, Brisketexan said:

Yeah, I think that Gaetz overstated and lied when he called Nestor his "son"....but I'm not sure that anything sinister really has happened between Gaetz and Nestor.  I'd have to see more info.

Nothing sinister about a healthy, gay relationship

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9 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

I just can’t believe someone named their kid Nestor.  I mean, WTF. 

‘Nestor and the Molester’.  The made for TV movie title has been set.

[Gil Bang 25551]

Nothing sinister about a healthy, gay relationship

Nothing healthy about a grownass man cornholing a kid since he was 14 years old.

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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

Nothing healthy about a grownass man cornholing a kid since he was 14 years old.

I was trying to make a bad joke.

Maa Culpa

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he was banging his sister ?

florida going to florida 

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12 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

I just can’t believe someone named their kid Nestor.  I mean, WTF. 

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 Pretty sure it Happy Daddy Day for him

 

Edited June 21, 2020 by Longhorn_Fan68

[Underdog 28118]

LMAO. 

[Bama Chick 28595]

WTF is he on about?