Matt Gaetz aka "Botoxed Butthead"

[tchookem 3895]

WTF is he on about?

Wait... was it his father or step-father that got him out of all those DUIs?

[Longhorn_Fan68 33708]

lol, the ruse plot thickens

[Fudge Nuggets 18899]

#FreeNestor

[Guest Lobo]

#EmptyNestor (What Gaetz calls Tuesday night 'horse-play') 

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33708]

shot:

chaser:

 

[Biff Tannen 45013]

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

shot:

chaser:

 

That’s. Man, that’s just great. Bravo cow. 

[UncleSonny 6455]

 

 

This dumb mother fucker sees that picture and thinks he can use it to dunk of Dems.

Edited June 29, 2020 by UncleSonny
I guess I'm the dumb mother fucker that doesn't know how to properly embed a tweet

[PsychMike 1530]

Matty DUI is leading in at least one important poll:

 

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20303]

Yeah, MS-13 lives right next door, Matt.

[Horn Under a Bad Sign 20303]

Seriously ... as I think about this, how FUCKING STUPID is Matt Gaetz to say "this is Joe Biden's America"  and post a photo of a scared white couple that was taken this weekend in DONALD TRUMP'S AMERICA? 

 

 

[UncleSonny 6455]

23 minutes ago, PsychMike said:

Matty DUI is leading in at least one important poll:

 

No disrespect to Matt's considerable dumbness, but Louie is being robbed here. 

[Biff Tannen 45013]

2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Yeah, MS-13 lives right next door, Matt.

Good god, what awful taste.  Just gross.

[Grade of D as in David 13253]

3 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Good god, what awful taste.  Just gross.

Exactly, at some point you have to upgrade the starter wife.

[Chooky 13278]

Members of Jerry Fallwell jr's staff have reported that their boss is furious that Representative Gaetz has acquired one of the most exotic and "well-bronzed, square-jawed male toys in Florida's first district." Erik Prince, leader of God's chosen private army, has reportedly been deployed in Operation Recover Yum Yum Nestor. Intel reveals that Nestor is confirmed alive but condition unknown for taught entry. A domestic resource war between Representative Gaetz and Mr. Fallwell appears imminent. Gaetz has enlisted Ladybug Patrol for deployment to defensive outposts. 

[tx 3 putt 75232]

the nestor story doesnt make sense 

[Yuk 1484]

 

[NWBuck 8525]

Phil Ehr? I barely even knew 'er!

(so sorry. he's an American hero, and Gaetz is a first class tool)

[Fudge Nuggets 18899]

Never forget.  #FreeNestor

[406W30th 1111]

Did not have "make a campaign contribution to a congressional candidate in the 1st District of Florida" on my 2020 bingo card.

 

[Nivek 16665]

On 6/29/2020 at 2:37 PM, UncleSonny said:

 

 

This dumb mother fucker sees that picture and thinks he can use it to dunk of Dems.

So he is a scare wimp, committing a crime because he is afraid of the color of peoples skin and thinks we are all like that?  

[Fudge Nuggets 18899]

Using those two idiots as your propaganda is uhhh, not a good look.

[Gil Bang 25551]

 

[TexArcher 37040]

That's the definitely the outfit of a guy who has a refugee sex slave.

[Jiggy-Z 3421]

6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Some frosted tips would really round out the whole look.  Borrowing a phrase from Barking Carnival re Mike Gundy,: "He looks like an Amarillo gigolo from 1984.

[TheStoicPaisano 9786]

He looks like a date rapist on A Very Special Episode of Saved by the Bell. 
Name him Turner Brock or something.
Nestor can cameo.

 

Edited July 9, 2020 by TheStoicPaisano

[DigglerontheHoof 20512]

21 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

Some frosted tips would really round out the whole look.  Borrowing a phrase from Barking Carnival re Mike Gundy,: "He looks like an Amarillo gigolo from 1984.

[TheStoicPaisano 9786]

How do these clowns attain power they can’t even stand right

 

[Underdog 28118]

Don't you be lumping Paulie in with that POS, don't you do it!!! 

[henrygandorf 28756]

not really sure where to put this (title of my sex tape) so i'll just leave it here.

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Henrygandorf I am torn. That looks like a very good show to watch in August, but I may need to hide anything throwable if Matt Gaetz is going to be on screen for very long.

[Longhorn_Fan68 33708]

18 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Henrygandorf I am torn. That looks like a very good show to watch in August, but I may need to hide anything throwable if Matt Gaetz is going to be on screen for very long.

exact same thought. that was a well cut trailer as I didn't want to punch my monitor until the very end

[Ted Lange 15924]

On 7/9/2020 at 3:35 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

How do these clowns attain power they can’t even stand right

 

Didn’t realize Chess King was still in business.  

[Guest Lobo]

$50 says he had a "Mossimo" sticker on the back of his 328i in high school.  

[BehoId, The Underminer! 11511]

i couldn't get a feel for that movie, whether it is taking gaetz and massie seriously or mocking them.

[Fudge Nuggets 18899]

Rockford Fosgate sticker that covered 80% of the window. 

[TheStoicPaisano 9786]

Good morrow!

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

That is not a very good example to set for Nestor, Matt.

[Ted Lange 15924]

 

 

[Longhorn_Fan68 33708]

ohhh, is that what he did? from the preview I saw I got a totally different impression. fucking libruhl media and their manipulations!

[jimmyjazz 45162]

The last scene pretty much tells us it's not entirely in praise of Matt Gaetz.

[Ted Lange 15924]

5 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Good morrow!

 

 

 

EVERY ACCUSATION 

 

[Biff Tannen 45013]

6 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

EVERY ACCUSATION 

 

 

One of the replies to the Feb tweet.  Am I reading it wrong or does that really say what I think it says?

 

[MrBig 5165]

On 7/9/2020 at 3:35 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

How do these clowns attain power they can’t even stand right

 

The Chris Wallace interview with Trump should have told you. Shoe lifts. It makes them all stand very unnaturally.

[NameAlreadyInUse 5092]

On 7/9/2020 at 3:35 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

How do these clowns attain power they can’t even stand right

 

That guy's head is two sizes too big for his body.  Maybe 3.  Also, I always thought he was short so is gym jordan there a little person?  Gym's downright tiny.

Ok, so I just went and looked this up.  Is this shopped? Because the google machine tells me that Gaetz is 5'7" and the Gym is 6'0".  

[TommyGufano 6021]

3 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

That guy's head is two sizes too big for his body.  Maybe 3.  Also, I always thought he was short so is gym jordan there a little person?  Gym's downright tiny.

Ok, so I just went and looked this up.  Is this shopped? Because the google machine tells me that Gaetz is 5'7" and the Gym is 6'0".  

[NameAlreadyInUse 5092]

Then ain't no way Gym is 6'.  Also, google machine didn't look at public records I guess.

[Hugo Stiglitz 23247]

 

[TexArcher 37040]

I'm starting to think that Matt Gaetz may not be a good guy, and here I was all this time, thinking I was a good judge of character and he was a good, wholesome, Christian Republican.  I'm kidding.  I'll believe in good, wholesome, Christian Republicans right after Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster make a baby and it hides candy eggs in my yard.

Fuck this guy.

Free Nestor!

 

[Mrs Whiggins 13049]

Matt Gaetz and Jon Cryer battle it out over twitter:

Here is the article in Newsweek. Sad that I missed the initial tweet storm.

https://www.newsweek.com/jon-cryer-matt-gaetz-1529934

There were a number of tweets and are all listed in the article, here is one toward the end:

 

[Bullneck 18691]

24 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Matt Gaetz and Jon Cryer battle it out over twitter:

Here is the article in Newsweek. Sad that I missed the initial tweet storm.

https://www.newsweek.com/jon-cryer-matt-gaetz-1529934

There were a number of tweets and are all listed in the article, here is one toward the end:

 

Covid is under control now in Florida.  Gotta find something else important to focus on.