Matt Gaetz aka "Botoxed Butthead"

[DaysOff 7,682]

If there is a more punchable face in America, I haven't seen it.

That other dude he was dancing with.

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#FreeNestor

[Gil Bang 25,551]

 

[Chooky 13,278]

Ronald Reagan was a libtard?

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6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

If I was a liberal strategist, I'd be working the social media to encourage more Republicans to toss aside "yesterday's Republican Party" just like Gaetz.

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51 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

lol holy shit.  welp, just saying out loud what we already knew.

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Annnd Donald would probably still call him by the wrong name.

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6 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Yeah!  Fuck all that Compassionate Conservatism and Family Values bullshit we used to pretend to care about!  I'm gonna start wearing my hood in public and writing keep-quiet checks to all the people I wasn't supposed to fuck up the butt!  Trump for life, y'all! 

 

Edited December 29, 2020 by TexArcher
Nestor is one of the good ones, tho. He stays.

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12 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

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Pooooooooor Nestor

[burntorangebongos 10,656]

Wait, he asked her to marry him? I thought he was trying to date Tiffany. 

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35 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

Wait, he asked her to marry him? I thought he was trying to date Tiffany. 

Maybe Tiffany wasn't down with being a beard?

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If it’s a beard, Butthead was smart enough to gold-dig his way into a possible war chest. That’s Palmer Luckey’s (Oculus founder) sister, and Palmer is probably the top GOP donor under 30. 

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3 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

If it’s a beard, Butthead was smart enough to gold-dig his way into a possible war chest. That’s Palmer Luckey’s (Oculus founder) sister, and Palmer is probably the top GOP donor under 30. 

Pretty generous to donate his sister as a beard

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4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

If it’s a beard, Butthead was smart enough to gold-dig his way into a possible war chest. That’s Palmer Luckey’s (Oculus founder) sister, and Palmer is probably the top GOP donor under 30. 

Well, he IS a complete douchebag so I guess he's living up to the thread title.

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5 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

If it’s a beard, Butthead was smart enough to gold-dig his way into a possible war chest. That’s Palmer Luckey’s (Oculus founder) sister, and Palmer is probably the top GOP donor under 30. 

 

lulz of course she is 

[Underdog 28,118]

She'll be fucking Nestor in no time, if she isn't already.  

[Guest Lobo]

Nest'er?  I barely know her!  

What a tangled web we weave, Congressman.  

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2 hours ago, Underdog said:

She'll be fucking Nestor in no time, if she isn't already.  

Probably already is, and Matt "Fallwell's" it in the corner while it's happening. 

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On 12/22/2020 at 2:28 PM, Beau Vine said:

Chick in red is pretty hawt, but she doesn't realize Gaetz is gay...

 

Edited January 2, 2021 by brown water

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I just noticed this, but Matt Gaetz has little tiny shoulders, even with those shoulder pads he has buried in that tacky suit.

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17 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I wonder who'd win in a wrestling match between those two?  

And seriously Congressman Gaetz, what is with that suit?  Jordan's a tool but he fills out a dress shirt and picks age-appropriate neckties.  You, on the other hand sir, look like you were offered one ride in a DeLorean time machine.  And you burned the trip to go back just a few years to buy a suit at Chess King and pickup a teenage Cuban boy.  

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On 12/30/2020 at 10:06 PM, HenryJames said:

 

I imagine that’s how I looked when I was 8 and my great aunt that smoked 2 packs a day would kiss me hello

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That's the blondo in the karaoke video who scratched his back and he didn't like it.  She's a babe, waaaaay too hawt to be a beard...

 

[DaysOff 7,682]

Poor thing. She's too young and dumb to know she's the beard.

[High Plains Drifter 10,930]

 

what happened to her upper lip?

 

 

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27 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

That's the blondo in the karaoke video who scratched his back and he didn't like it.  She's a babe, waaaaay too hawt to be a beard...

 

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all-timer here:

 

[Guest Lobo]

Was Sean about to insult former VP Cheney for wearing TV makeup during interviews?  Bold and stupid fucking move for Hannity.  

Cheney could have Hannity killed in a "car accident" tomorrow and nobody would bat an eye.  

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Fox News (and other cable news) and social media has destroyed politics not just for the obvious reasons of locking people into their disinformation bubbles, but because they've made all of these fucking low-level political dweebs think they're fucking rockstars. 15 years ago, no one outside of his state knows who this douche is, and the world is better for it.

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[Js1 82,948]

Dick Cheney needs to take Gaetz hunting to talk some things out. 

[High Plains Drifter 10,930]

42 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

Fox News (and other cable news) and social media has destroyed politics not just for the obvious reasons of locking people into their disinformation bubbles, but because they've made all of these fucking low-level political dweebs think they're fucking rockstars. 15 years ago, no one outside of his state knows who this douche is, and the world is better for it.

 

I wish I didn't know who he was.

 

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https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1353543478299545600

 

edit: why won't the tweet imbed? somebody help me, I'm old and scared.

edit #2: Now it embeds as a link. Bork bork bork

Edited January 26, 2021 by High Plains Drifter

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Was Sean about to insult former VP Cheney for wearing TV makeup during interviews?  Bold and stupid fucking move for Hannity.  

Cheney could have Hannity killed in a "car accident" tomorrow and nobody would bat an eye.  

nah, he's insulting liz cheney, a woman, for wearing makeup. because she insulted him for wearing too much makeup.

a little internecine republican fuckery is about to go down, and i'm here for it

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7 minutes ago, PsychMike said:

 

 

He literally looks like Butthead in every picture.  Also looks like he's trying to remember how to stand like a human.  Much like his orange god.

[Guest Lobo]

Matt heard the term "Sack Suit" awhile back and decided that is what sophisticated men wear.  Then a few years go by, he joins Congress and has a few bucks to spend on wardrobe, and he misremembers the term he heard and asks the tailor, "I'm a giant sack in need of a suit."  

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It has been said that "Washington is Hollywood for ugly people." I think we're going to have to eventually amend that to include "stupid" with this new crop of GOPers. 

[Underdog 28,118]

Was he invited or go on his own accord?  Shouldn't this cocksucker worry more for his constituents than Liz Cheney? 

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On 1/13/2021 at 11:14 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

 

what happened to her upper lip?

 

 

or her bottom lip for that matter.  worst blowjob ever.

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11 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Don’t insult Jonah. 

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"Jonah Matt, you're not even a man. You're like an early draft of a man, where they just sketched out a giant mangled skeleton, but they didn't have time to add details, like pigment or self-respect. You're Frankenstein's monster, if his monster was made entirely of dead dicks." 

Edited January 28, 2021 by Beau Vine