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1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

the fact he would get all fucked up on blow and molly and talk politics to whores makes me irrationally angry for some reason.

Reminds me of the old Bill Cosby bit about coke. "They say it enhances your personality....but what if you're an asshole?"

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18 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I think we're quickly racing to a resignation. It will be the usual excuses that he owes it to his constituents to temporarily step down to fight these fake news charges against his good reputation.

lol. that's not how any of this works in GQPland, amigo.

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48 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Sounds more like something Pryor or Chappelle would say on stage.

 

41 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

5 minute mark.

 

When it comes to drugs, you can't go wrong trusting Doctor Cosby.

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23 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

lol. that's not how any of this works in GQPland, amigo.

We have moved forward on the timeline, to women talking about the parties, his pal Greenie is talking to feds, and us finding out his phone was taken by the feds last year.

But he's also desperate as hell, and does not have anybody in high offices that can help him, and if he steps down, he admits his guilt, and that ruins his future political ambition.

Hard to say, but things are not looking good for him.

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Just now, atomheartbevo said:

We have moved forward on the timeline, to women talking about the parties, his pal Greenie is talking to feds, and us finding out his phone was taken by the feds last year.

But he's also desperate as hell, and does not have anybody in high offices that can help him, and if he steps down, he admits his guilt, and that ruins his future political ambition.

Hard to say, but things are not looking good for him.

I would not be shocked if this ends with R. Budd Dwyer part 2 at the pace we are going. 

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59 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Reminds me of the old Bill Cosby bit about coke. "They say it enhances your personality....but what if you're an asshole?"

One of my favorite bits. What a great special that is. 

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12 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

We have moved forward on the timeline, to women talking about the parties, his pal Greenie is talking to feds, and us finding out his phone was taken by the feds last year.

But he's also desperate as hell, and does not have anybody in high offices that can help him, and if he steps down, he admits his guilt, and that ruins his future political ambition.

Hard to say, but things are not looking good for him.

He'll be a hot commodity for Fox 

 

8 minutes ago, seven said:

One of my favorite bits. What a great special that is. 

Not a huge Cosby fan but that's an all-timer standup routine. 

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31 minutes ago, bluto said:


How amazing is it that her videos truly confuse ppl, and that’s not necessarily a dig on the viewer entirely but on how shitty our elected leaders are.

SNL would be improved immensely if they gave her a regular segment.

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2 hours ago, kevwun said:

I would be shocked if he steps down.  These people aren't capable of feeling shame or doing what's right and proper.

If he steps down, that's an admission of guilt for many.

Plus, his political profile drops immensely - right now he's one of the top attention-getting Rs in Congress. It's easy for him to get soundbites on multiple networks. If he's out of Congress, he's out of the spotlight.

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53 minutes ago, NWBuck said:

 

Good recap. I do think the guy is mistaken when he says that Gaetz doesn't come from money. His dad is worth more than $24 million so that can explain how Gaetz has financed his campaigns. Now that may present some FEC or IRS concerns since I don't believe a parent can give unlimited political donations to their kid. And if he just gave Matt money, the IRS might want to ensure that was properly taxed.

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14 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If I knew a kid that looked like that in high school, and you told me 20 years later that he might be paying for sex, I'd absolutely believe it.

The look on that face is eerily similar to the one on the bathroom shooter in Full Metal Jacket.

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https://www.thedailybeast.com/matt-gaetzs-wingman-paid-dozens-of-young-womenand-a-17-year-old

 

 

As new details emerge about Rep. Matt Gaetz’s role in an alleged sex ring, The Daily Beast has obtained several documents showing that the suspected ringleader of the group, Joel Greenberg, made more than 150 Venmo payments to dozens of young women, and to a girl who was 17 at the time.

The payment from Greenberg, an accused sex trafficker, to the 17-year-old took place in June 2017. It was for $300 and, according to the memo field, was for “Food.”

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27 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/matt-gaetzs-wingman-paid-dozens-of-young-womenand-a-17-year-old

 

 

As new details emerge about Rep. Matt Gaetz’s role in an alleged sex ring, The Daily Beast has obtained several documents showing that the suspected ringleader of the group, Joel Greenberg, made more than 150 Venmo payments to dozens of young women, and to a girl who was 17 at the time.

The payment from Greenberg, an accused sex trafficker, to the 17-year-old took place in June 2017. It was for $300 and, according to the memo field, was for “Food.”

That works for the likes of Uncle Boobs. 

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15 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Still no post from @GRHorn voicing his concern about these allegations, huh?

probably still in the cuomo thread I guess...oh well.

GRHorn is one of the handful of people on this site I have on ignore but guessing his response to the whole Matt Gaetz ordeal would be, "Yeah maybe he did it but Hillary sold children out of the basement of a pizza parlor and her husband was a pedophile because he was friends with Jeffrey Epstein.  Oh, and I know Trump was friends with Epstein also but he was really just acting like he was friends so he could figure out how to stop all the pedophilia stuff going on.  Now let's talk about something that is really important like the national debt getting larger under Biden or how I'm big time because I ate at Bob's Steakhouse once and took a picture of the carrot on my plate."

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1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

https://www.thedailybeast.com/matt-gaetzs-wingman-paid-dozens-of-young-womenand-a-17-year-old

 

 

As new details emerge about Rep. Matt Gaetz’s role in an alleged sex ring, The Daily Beast has obtained several documents showing that the suspected ringleader of the group, Joel Greenberg, made more than 150 Venmo payments to dozens of young women, and to a girl who was 17 at the time.

The payment from Greenberg, an accused sex trafficker, to the 17-year-old took place in June 2017. It was for $300 and, according to the memo field, was for “Food.”

Yeah, ok.  He was either paying for 17 yo Shamu to eat or he was pounding a normal 17 yo chick to fuck.  I guess we'll just wait and see how this plays out...

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2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

What if they did, and that's why he's a shithead now?

I've seen a lot of brain injuries...it's really fucking rare that your personality going in, is the same as the personality coming out.  I maintain he didn't sustain the beating he deserved...

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1 hour ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Still no post from @GRHorn voicing his concern about these allegations, huh?

probably still in the cuomo thread I guess...oh well.

Check for my last post in the Cuomo thread you retard. It’s been a while.

I haven’t been following the Gaetz story. If he’s been doing some Epstein shit he belongs in jail. I literally do not care about this guy. 
 

Does anyone on the right really praise this guy? Anything like Cuomo’s repeated national praise? Please. This guy is small time. 
 

God, you’re a fucking retard. 
 

1 hour ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

GRHorn is one of the handful of people on this site I have on ignore but guessing his response to the whole Matt Gaetz ordeal would be, "Yeah maybe he did it but Hillary sold children out of the basement of a pizza parlor and her husband was a pedophile because he was friends with Jeffrey Epstein.  Oh, and I know Trump was friends with Epstein also but he was really just acting like he was friends so he could figure out how to stop all the pedophilia stuff going on.  Now let's talk about something that is really important like the national debt getting larger under Biden or how I'm big time because I ate at Bob's Steakhouse once and took a picture of the carrot on my plate."

another straight up retard. And I’m big time for reasons other than appreciating a steak at Bob’s. 

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