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https://www.cnn.com/2021/05/21/politics/gaetz-investigators-cooperation-ex-girlfriend/index.html

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The woman, a former Capitol Hill staffer, is seen as a critical witness, as she has been linked to Gaetz as far back as the summer of 2017, a period of time that has emerged as a key window of scrutiny for investigators. She can also help investigators understand the relevance of hundreds of transactions they have obtained records of, including those involving alleged payments for sex, the sources said. 

News of the woman's willingness to talk, which has not been previously reported, comes just days after the Justice Department formally entered into a plea agreement with Joel Greenberg, a one-time close friend of Gaetz whose entanglement with young women first drew the congressman onto investigators' radar.

 

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41 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

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The stupid fuck is about to take the stage in Arizona to start talking about the audit and who knows what other bullshit

You anti-Trumpers.  You’re stuck playing go fish while Gaetz is playing 17-D chess.  
 

if you’re from Florida, and you need to prove you don’t fraternize with underage girls, you go to the one other place in America swimming in 65+ ass…….you go to Phoenix, Arizona baby! 

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Good question.  He'd make the perfect bobble-head model.  If we made 50,000 of them with his bobble-head in prison orange...and sold them for $20, we could give $1.0m to a charity that helps young girls who have been the victims of sex crimes...probably within two weeks.  You wouldn't even have to have his name on it, because of his shoulders and melon, everybody would know who it is.  Anybody know where you can get a handful made for cheap so we can test this idea? 

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3 hours ago, Underdog said:

As long as the right people are focused on his scandal, he can go right on ahead with his head up his, or marge's, ass. 

His head is not completely up his ass.  He knows the principles involved, but he’s not attacking them by name, or even drawing attention to them.  Trump’s playbook would be to name his ex publicly, or leak the ex’s name, call out Greenberg with some stupid fucking nickname, and have his followers run them to ground.  

Gaetz sounds like he’s listening to his legal team and not naming names (which would only piss the ex off even more).

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6 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Facing prison time will do that. Dude is fucked.

I watched The Smartest Guys In the Room last night, and Gaetz reminds me of Ken Lay’s remarks when Enron’s shares fell to $13 per share.

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12 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Desperate times call for desperate measures. Facing prison time will do that. Dude is fucked.

I think this applies to the overwhelming majority of office-holding GOPs. I've wondered for the last few years. what does it take for the GOPs in Congress to sell out every virtue, every person, and their own country to act as they do? Prison. 

Their actions are omerta.  The GOP is a criminal organization willing to start a civil war rather than face legal or legislative scrutiny.

Matt is concentrating on socialism and what it's doing to our country. They've turned the hate volume nob up from ebil libs to The Red Scare.

They're actively trying to make things worse.

Projecting as usual, they announce themselves to be the actual enemies of the state. Idiot World laps it up like a dog with vomit.

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In real life, Gaetz's body and head, look like what a child trauma psychiatrist would sketch out in real time as his patient described the assailant in childlike terms.

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The collection of morons and shitbags that will  comprise the field of  GOP presidential hopefuls will be something else. Get caught paying to fuck teenage girls??? No problem, run for president.  

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He may be facing allegations of sex trafficking of a minor, but Rep. Matt Gaetz still has his eye on a 2024 presidential bid — as long as former President Donald Trump does not decide to run. 

“I support Donald Trump for president. I’ve directly encouraged him to run and he gives me every indication he will,” the Florida Republican texted The Post Wednesday. “If Trump doesn’t run, I’m sure I could defeat whatever remains of Joe Biden by 2024.”

 

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2 hours ago, Blotto said:

The collection of morons and shitbags that will  comprise the field of  GOP presidential hopefuls will be something else. Get caught paying to fuck teenage girls??? No problem, run for president.  

 

This just blows my fucking mind.  The link to the full article.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/rep-matt-gaetz-eyes-presidential-run-in-2024-173710244.html

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Is Matt Gaetz even constitutionally old enough to run?  

Or am I thinking of the question is Matt Gaetz's girlfriend even constitutionally old enough to vote?  

My bad.

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3 hours ago, Blotto said:

The collection of morons and shitbags that will  comprise the field of  GOP presidential hopefuls will be something else. Get caught paying to fuck teenage girls??? No problem, run for president.  

 

Lulz. Please do. 

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30 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

This just blows my fucking mind.  The link to the full article.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/rep-matt-gaetz-eyes-presidential-run-in-2024-173710244.html

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“Thousands of miles away in the swamp of Washington, they kind of hope that this was all over, that our populist little revolt would run away and no longer be a part of our national identity,” Gaetz told his audience. “Oh, we are just starting.”

So, is this an admission that there was actually a revolt?  Seems like it.  Bad angle, Matt.

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1 hour ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

This is fascism right here; of course nothing will happen after the tut-tuts and furrowed brows. Expect a whole lot more of this at the America First rallies. The lid was already off the powder keg and they've got the matches.

 

What are these “networks” that are airing this stuff?

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3 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

This is fascism right here; of course nothing will happen after the tut-tuts and furrowed brows. Expect a whole lot more of this at the America First rallies. The lid was already off the powder keg and they've got the matches.

 

But Rand Paul thinks Richard Marx is the problem. 

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9 hours ago, Blotto said:

The collection of morons and shitbags that will  comprise the field of  GOP presidential hopefuls will be something else. Get caught paying to fuck teenage girls??? No problem, run for president.  

He’s talking about beating Biden.  Matt needs to worry about his own party.  Other Republicans will go hard in the paint on the teen sex thing.   

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9 hours ago, Blotto said:

The collection of morons and shitbags that will  comprise the field of  GOP presidential hopefuls will be something else. Get caught paying to fuck teenage girls??? No problem, run for president.  

 

Lol, cocaine is a helluva drug. Paraphrasing a thread on TOS, Matt Gaetz will never be president of the United States. 

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6 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Lol, cocaine is a helluva drug. Paraphrasing a thread on TOS, Matt Gaetz will never be president of the United States. 

But there’s always the grift. There’s good money to be made just by running. Since Citizens United, and since Trump, they’ve figured that out.

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5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

He’s talking about beating Biden.  Matt needs to worry about his own party.  Other Republicans will go hard in the paint on the teen sex thing.   

This.  There's not much chance for the run of the mill Republican to look Old School righteous in front of their constituents.  It will come at Matt's expense and they will take it.

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Fun fact, the United States has only once elected a sitting House Member to the Presidency.  That was James Garfield in 1880.  Curiously, he actually also won a Senate race that year as well, though he was never seated---ascending, rather, to the Oval Office.  

Gaetz would be interested to know that somebody assassinated Garfield just a few months into his Presidency.  

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1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

This.  There's not much chance for the run of the mill Republican to look Old School righteous in front of their constituents.  It will come at Matt's expense and they will take it.

Or, once Trump finally admits he has no plans to run in 2024 and endorses Gaetz, the GOP will pivot and defend fucking teenage girls for cash as a jobs program that provides much needed relief to those that need it. Susan Collins will furrow her brow for a bit before ultimately backing the plan, because at least the GOP is requiring that handout recipients work for the government benefits. Unlike the radical socialist leftists that are paying people to stay home. 

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5 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Or, once Trump finally admits he has no plans to run in 2024 and endorses Gaetz, the GOP will pivot and defend fucking teenage girls for cash as a jobs program that provides much needed relief to those that need it. Susan Collins will furrow her brow for a bit before ultimately backing the plan, because at least the GOP is requiring that handout recipients work for the government benefits. Unlike the radical socialist leftists that are paying people to stay home. 

That would sell better than legalizing pot. 

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