Matt Gaetz aka "Botoxed Butthead"

[RDCanecutter 26189]

On 7/30/2021 at 9:51 PM, Sawbonz said:

 

So are we going with a B&W photo to evoke some sort of 1960s Civil Rights vibe?

[brakeman 28200]

 

[Chooky 13290]

Remember the good old days when you could just waltz in and out of state and federal detention facilities all willa nilla?

[Bullneck 18939]

Not the thread bump I was hoping for.  

Whatever deal cutting the FBI is doing better be good (de Santis-level) if this is going to drag on into the middle of August.

Edited August 9, 2021 by Bullneck

[PenelopeWitherspoon 19021]

 

Interesting thread.

 

[4th&Five 41440]

Is it imminent?

[Beau Vine 53838]

4 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Is it imminent?

Two weeks!

[NorthLoop 14044]

bodies in trees

[DDD Dad 14140]

12 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Is it imminent?

Eminent.

[DigglerontheHoof 20950]

32 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

Is it imminent?

[Kyrie Eleison 9312]

26 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

bodies in trees

[Fudge Nuggets 19105]

26 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

Eminent.

[Underdog 28380]

LMAO... 

When you say kicked it means she used those hideous feet.

 

[atomheartbevo 89298]

2 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Interesting thread.

That guy is pretty damned legit (he led the NY AG's office case against Trump U), and this was an interesting comment

 

[Macanudo 12916]

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

That guy is pretty damned legit (he led the NY AG's office case against Trump U), and this was an interesting comment

 

He's either not a bad witness or he has some real shit on Gaetz.   Hoping it's the 2nd but I'm not holding my breath.

[Patrick Bateman 3874]

Here's sort of the latest from Snell.

 

[SKJ 1298]

3 minutes ago, Patrick Bateman said:

Here's sort of the latest from Snell.

 

 

[AnTiM 1649]

4 hours ago, Underdog said:

LMAO... 

When you say *gorillaed* it means she used those hideous feet.

Could not resist changing it.

 

 

[Horn Dogg 3788]

Just dropping by the say Fuck Matt Gaetz

*follow me for more interesting insights.....

[Bullneck 18939]

 

 

[Bullneck 18939]

7 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

Interesting thread.

 

Yes, yes it is.

 

 

[Bullneck 18939]

 

 

[Fudge Nuggets 19105]

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

That guy is pretty damned legit (he led the NY AG's office case against Trump U), and this was an interesting comment

 

I bet he winds up being as full of shit as everyone else in this deal.

[StassneyHorn 6505]

Someone needs to make a loser leaves town bet with Tristan. I’m tired of waiting on this loser Gaetz to get kicked out, but more tired of the Billy and April routine.

[Blotto 23366]

Lulz. I will never again look at photos of MTG and not see Dog the Bountyhunter. 

[Chooky 13290]

So their fundraising tour results in a fat deficit against travel expenses. I'm sure matt insisted on nothing lavish. How could it have gone so south? Poor MTG. All that effort and she's left with nothing but campaign debt, no committee participation and those goddamned gnarled feet. This tyranny won't stand, man. 

[JimmyJames 12271]

34 minutes ago, Chooky said:

So their fundraising tour results in a fat deficit against travel expenses. I'm sure matt insisted on nothing lavish. How could it have gone so south? Poor MTG. All that effort and she's left with nothing but campaign debt, no committee participation and those goddamned gnarled feet. This tyranny won't stand, man. 

MTG considers any tour where she doesn’t lose any more toes to be a win.

[Biff Tannen 45432]

Should we merge this thread with the Mueller Thread of Fail?  Cause that’s what it’s fucking sounding like. Lucy and the football man. 

[atomheartbevo 89298]

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Should we merge this thread with the Mueller Thread of Fail?  Cause that’s what it’s fucking sounding like. Lucy and the football man. 

It's a pretty good thread.  Gaetz is not the draw that he pretends to be.  When word gets back to Daddy Trump that Gaetz performed poorly and that MAGA didn't come out for him, Gaetz will probably have to sleep outside.

Like Hawley, Gaetz is now useless to Trump.

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

5 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Someone needs to make a loser leaves town bet with Tristan. I’m tired of waiting on this loser Gaetz to get kicked out, but more tired of the Billy and April routine.

Any updates on those two?

[MaybeACoordinator 8349]

I am as jaded as anybody about these "indictments coming soon" in most cases but here....

 

 

 

 

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand 13526]

4 hours ago, Chooky said:

So their fundraising tour results in a fat deficit against travel expenses. I'm sure matt insisted on nothing lavish. How could it have gone so south? Poor MTG. All that effort and she's left with nothing but campaign debt, no committee participation and those goddamned gnarled feet. This tyranny won't stand, man. 

It wasn't a total loss. There's the video of her giving the thumbs up while some guy on the beach is calling Gaetz a pedo to his face.

[RDCanecutter 26189]

21 hours ago, Underdog said:

LMAO... 

When you say kicked it means she used those hideous feet.

 

It'd be like getting kicked by a giant, flightless, prehistoric bird.

[jimmyjazz 45395]

10 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

It'd be like getting kicked by a giant, flightless, prehistoric bird.

While not flightless, the shoebill stork bears a striking resemblance to Marjorie:

[pyrohornIII 4783]

She's probably more pissed that he didn't make a pass at her than she is about losing the money.   She seems all about the attention, and to have her hotness ignored would not set well with her, I imagine.

[Chad Fuck 17454]

20 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

It'd be like getting kicked by a giant, flightless, prehistoric bird.

Like a cassowary?  

[elfenix 34161]

bird talk not going away

[RDCanecutter 26189]

2 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Like a cassowary?  

Like a Moa, but uglier and more vicious. MoaTGreene.

[elfenix 34161]

very dinosaur:

 

[Bojack 2073]

Most people don't know this but Marjorie is the one that made the demon footprints in Paranormal Activity.

 

[South Austin 51973]

3 hours ago, pyrohornIII said:

She's probably more pissed that he didn't make a pass at her than she is about losing the money.  

She's past the age of consent, so Gaetz wasn't interested.

[SydneyCarton 47808]

5 minutes ago, South Austin said:

She's past the age of consent, so Gaetz wasn't interested.

I mean, that's the joke, but it has little bearing on that wooden stump's ability to get outraged and upset without getting nuance. She'd probably be apoplectic if the exhumed body of Liberace didn't want to fuck her either. 

[jimmyjazz 45395]

26 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

She'd probably be apoplectic if the exhumed body of Liberace didn't want to fuck her either. 

Well, she does have options.

[smuggs 9318]

She's more like the elusive Horny-billed Chihuahua.

 

[Beau Vine 53838]

 

[Hmbre97 6297]

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[Biff Tannen 45432]

Imminent my ass.

 

[HenryJames 65817]

 

[staboner 4955]

 

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